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Shitty Old Movies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gamecocks, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. Nettdata

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    love bronson... and talking about bronson/hooper crossover, one of my favourites from that age was the mechanic, both starring jan-michael vincent.

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    i enjoy these movies entirely too much.
     
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    mechanic is such a great movie, the remake with jason statham was garbage. doesnt get better than paul kersey and airwolf gunning around together.
     
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    and more bronson:

    the evil that men do is right up there with pure awesomeness.





    what's really funny is how just about every google'd pic of bronson has him holding a gun.
     

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    harley davidson and the marlboro man would disagree.
     
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    killer klowns from outer space
     

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    and billy jack... pure campy, hippie, awesomeness.



    ferguson could learn a thing or two from that movie. just sayin.
     
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    back when elisabeth shue and val kilmer were sexy.



    who wants to see jack black get shot to pieces by a .50 cal?



    stallone trying to act like he can speak coherently and shoot banderas in the same movie.
     
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    the jackal series of books was awesome, and the original movie, the day of the jackal, was so much better than the remake.

     
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    pretty much every movie involving hulk hogan belongs in this thread too.

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    No need to check, it's not loaded

    real men is one of my favorite old shitty movies.



     
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    that richard gere irish accent in the jackal... yeesh.
     
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    i can't see charles bronson without talking like him. they don't make actors like that anymore. ain't that right, pally?

    remember that gif floating around of paris hilton's one facial expression? bronson was way ahead of her. every woman in the death wish franchise was murdered horrifically. his face kind of scowled a little, but that was his reaction to everything, good or bad. i just assumed he kept on dating as it gave him an excuse to kill people.

    when offered the original death wish he said, "i'd like to do that."

    "the film?" the director asked.

    "no, shoot muggers."

    anyone remember wholly moses? dudley moore playing a british jew who is second fiddle to moses. john ritter stole the whole thing as a dejected satan.



    richard pryor also has a role as pharaoh. shit, so are madeline kahn, dom deluise, and john houseman. it's a good kind of bad.
     
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    middle school spank bank filler. trust me, you will never hear/see those names again.

    actual trailer (i think):

     
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    flash gordon.

     
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    oh, we're going there?

     
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    then there's flesh gordon.

     
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    Shue horn

    shortly after that, i think, shue was in hollow man with kevin bacon. sisqo's thong song was out about then. i remember seeing hollow man in theatre, and the scene with shue and bacon getting on, with her wearing a thong. her ass was just right in the middle, and this dude in the theatre hollers out "thong, th-thong, thong, thong!"

     
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    you want a "cult movie"? this is it. it's a riot how the plot constantly falls into favour for its heroes as it moves along. and that clown fight. "no hitting in the nuts, okay?"

    i watched it at least twenty times.
     
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