I was listening to Stern the other day. The studio guest was Mark Cuban. Stern was doing a bit where the employees had to come up with an invention and pitch it to Cuban who would then say whether or not he would be interested in pursuing it further. One of them came up with Shittens. Similar to baby wipes, they'd be made from that material, they'd come in a plastic pop-up box, the only difference is they'd be mittens. You'd simply pop one up, put in on your hand and *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe* your ass. Viola! SHITTENS are born! No more dingleberries. I think they'd be a hit. Seriously. FOCUS: What would you pitch and why?