She barely had the words out of her mouth, and I came...

"Oh yeah baby, yeah, yeah...........WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!??!!!!!l

 

"Fuuuuuck meeeeeee. Wait, you're not my husband!"

Focus: I am apparently a sexual deviant as pointed out with the other thread. I love it when women beg for me to cum on/in/around them. Shit like "Oh my god, I need you to cum on my face" with a look of innocence* will get the reward of a load to the face.

*I re-read that statement, holy fuck do I need counseling.

 

Focus: Usually it happens too quick for her to say anything.

Alt. Focus: I have a really sensitive stomach. Unless there is a promise of hot naked boobies and/or ass, I generally do not click on those "nsfw" tags just because I am afraid I might see something repulsive. Can't handle seeing or having any bodily fluids anywhere near me. That being said, some of the hottest porn I've seen has been anal. Why? Because porn stars send their intestines basically through a car wash starting the day before scenes. And because I tend to forget that, especially when I'm drunk, I try to get the fiance to give up her poop shoot on a damn near regular basis (this probably speaks to my alcoholism as well). And if I stopped to think about it, or if porn hadn't biased my preferences, I'd actually be repulsed by even the mere thought of it. Reality is, ass sex is disgusting. It involved sticking your penis where another girl's (or god forbid, man's) SHIT COMES FROM. Ever stepped in dog shit? Right. The only thing worse than dog shit is human shit. Now imagine it dripping from the tip of your dick.

Fuck you, porn. You are going to get my dick covered in human feces one day.

Alt. Alt. Focus: I don't think it's "good" by any means. In fact, I'd argue that the increase in porn production, and more importantly availability, has been the greatest contributor to men (and women) wanting to get married later in life, or not at all. I'd also argue that it contributes to our apparently increasing levels unhappiness and relative-jadedness. Why? Because we keep thinking that "there is/could be someone better out there." And do you know where we get that belief? From what we see in porn (and also from advertising and magazines like cosmo, but that's for another thread). But that's often times a wrong belief, based upon improper assumptions that come from false realities -- such as the porn industry.

That being said, men are not magnanimous creatures, and if watching a bit of porn helps us stay faithful, then I'm all for it. Also, prostitutes, and to some extents porn, have been around since the beginning of formal civilizations. Whoring yourself out is one of the oldest professions. It's a vice, a common vice, and in and of itself it's not all that bad. But the way it's heading and what it is, in many cases, doing to us, is in my opinion not necessarily a positive thing.

Basically my opinion comes down to this: porn, taken in "reasonable" doses and viewed solely as entertainment, is perfectly fine. But when porn becomes a substitute for reality, or starts to adversely affect your reality, then it becomes bad. Really bad.

Can someone please make the alt. alt. focus a thread? I could really see an interesting debate in this.

 

I haven't discovered any magic word that makes me cum, but I can't tell you a sure as shit way that it's not going to happen: Do not tell me how 'cute' I am. I'm so resentful of that word that the next guy who tells me how gosh darn cute I am will be getting a swift kick to the teeth. Generally telling me how fucking hot/sexy I am and how badly you want to taste my cum helps a lot though.

 

Focus: I'm not a difficult man, but usually her just moaning, and saying whatever she's feeling is good for me. But I have to agree with Ballsack's answer to this question, not sure about the papa smurf thing though. What I don't like to hear, because I know it is bullshit is prostitute talk of "you're the best I've ever had" I might be, but I don't buy it. No I'm not fucking prostitutes, I can't afford them.

Sasha Grey is a wonderful amazing creature, she fucks like a demon and sounds like it. I believe (actually know as I've watched over and over) she screams "Fuck the Jesus out of me" or some over the top saying. She's not for all the time, but some of the time that shit is great.

Alt. Focus: I don't think porn has made me want to do something in bed or changed my outlook. I watched a lot of porn before getting laid my first time. What I am damn sure porn did to me is not want to make a lot of noise during sex. I personally don't like dirty talking, because I feel like I sound like one of those grunts, and all I want them to do while watching porn is shut the fuck up. I think I lost my best fuck buddy because I didn't talk enough shit in bed even though my performance was above par. I just can't do it, and sound like one of those guys.

Also, in a reverse, I dated a girl that was a gusher/squirter which I thought was the greatest discovery of my life, so that was added to my porn rotation that I never looked at before.

Alt. Alt Focus: Dr. Rob did a piece on this about porn in relationships which talks a lot about the same things. This should be it here....<a class="postlink" href="http://shrinktalk.net/?p=174" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://shrinktalk.net/?p=174</a>

Personally, I think (and hope) most people have that same line in their minds like they do with video games/movies/television. Not everyone sees something in one of the former, and runs out and does it in real life. But some ideas and pointers are taken away from it, impossible not to. I'm going to argue that porn (minus whatever gender issues you want associate with it, historical or current) is not inherently bad. Some people can have healthy relationships with porn itself, and other people can abuse porn.

 

"Oh my God please mister let me go! I promise I won't go to the police!!"

 

Doesn't do it for me. Mostly because I know the little broad is lying through her clenched teeth and she's going to make a run for the copshop the second I let her go.

Just once I'd like some fuckin' honesty.

 

Focus:

I don't want to hear words. If there's room for words, I'm not doing good enough. I much prefer moans and heavy breathing interspersed with unintelligible attempts at words. If she's gotten to the point where she can't say anything, then I'm good to go.

 

Not porn per se, but I once said, "And boom goes the dynamite..." in this context.

 

Realdolls can't speak yet, so this thread is irrelevant to me

 

I agree with Dcc001, the control is what is sexy.

The best is when he can tell that I can't hold off anymore, and teases me about it, or actually laughs. Not a full-out laugh but a nice deep chuckle, like he's going to win this game every time and there is nothing I can do.

Well, time for bed!

 

"cum in me" works like a charm.

 

"Hurry up, the news is coming on."