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Shark Week

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. sartirious

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    My sister came over last night to watch Shark Week, because she doesn't have Discovery Channel at her house. I made her use the TV in the basement den because I was too busy playing BlackOps on the PS3. I remember really enjoying the first Shark Week when Mythbusters did it, but that's the only time I remember enjoying it.

    Blowin' shit up >> nonstop shark-on-shark action.
     
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    Shark Week in our house comes once every month for five straight days and seems to be my husband's least favourite thing in the world.

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    Fuck sharks. In fact, fuck the entire ocean. The ocean is like the world's biggest cave full of cave monsters. If I were a giant, I would make my first act to designate myself the Department of Sea Monster Killing and go do that.

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    How do I feel about sharks? Well, I think we're giving the chinese less flack for keeping those bastards in their place. You come bite some surfers leg off in 3 feet of water we'll find your family and eat their fins.
     
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    This is a pretty funny article from the perspective of the shark. Awesome.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/bf0ccb80c3/5-things-sharks-find-offensive-about-shark-week" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/bf0ccb8 ... shark-week</a>
     
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    That market for shark fin way out does the relatively few shark bite deaths a year. Shit is terrible. I don't know if they cover it on shark week but shark finning is a huge concern. One of my few lib causes.
     
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    Focus: I got drunk about a month back and in that process downloaded a movie called Sharktopus ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1619880). Being drunk I figured it couldn't be any worse than the other direct to Sci-Fi Channel movies out there, wrong. Half shark half squid ( despite the octopus suggested name ), had spikes growing from its gills for no reason and while jumping out of the water or attacking those on land with its tentacles it roared with the lungs it shouldn't have. Oh it also had a collar that was installed by the US Military ( they designed it) and that allowed them to control it while tailing enemy ships without being tracked, Sharktopus is pretty much my favorite shark.
     
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    BEHOLD!

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    I just googled Sharktopus, and found this gem. Spoilered for awesome.

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