Sexual Bucket List

I would not mind doing a MMF. I want to do a proper DP on a girl. I really like the idea of her being completely overcome by 2 guys getting a little too rough and not really having much of a choice but to go along with it. The safe word is "Parmesan." In my older age I am no longer too concerned with another dick so long as it isn't trying to savage my tender orifices. Or maybe it would be too weird, but I'd be willing to give it a shot.

MFF definitely. Especially if both girls are into things getting a little kinky. Anal, rimming, restraints. I want to have both of us give the other oral sex at the same time, both holes. Maybe, too, get that gag that holds the mouth open so we can take turns spitting into her mouth. Is that too far? For whatever reason I really want to fuck a girl, pull her hair up so she's staring the other girl in the eyes, both of them watching each other. That's probably the number one thing on my list.

Full on bdsm gives me pause only because of the retarded leather get-ups. I'm coming around to flagellation. However, I am very interested in restraints. Especially restraints where a woman has to put in effort to balance herself or sustain herself in some way.

Anal is also on the list. Never had anal. Been knuckle deep, but never full on.* That makes me sad.


*GIVING, not receiving, you fucking vultures.

 

I wish I could meet a girl who was into bondage both ways, her tie me up and me tie her up. Bondage with the fake leather stuff seems kind of lame, having a girl in lingerie participating in bondage seems pretty awesome. Also, apparently pain turns me on, so that with the bondage is definitely on my wish list.

 

I don't see what the big hangup is with the idea of a MFF vs a MMF thing. I mean obviously, for a dude, having two girls and just you is fucking hot as hell. But one girl is hot too. Seeing one girl get off sexually is hot. So seeing one girl in person get off sexually, and then you're getting off along with her, is now somehow weird? And yet being naked in the gym locker room with numerous other males isn't? It doesn't make sense to me.

We've all seen dicks. We know what they look like. What's the hangup?

Maybe it's because I have slight aspergers (diagnosed a year or two ago), but I don't see the difference between my wife getting off with a dildo and my wife getting off with another dude fucking her. Same thing right, penetration? How is seeing someone you're immensely attracted to getting sexually pleasured not one of the greatest things in the world? It looks hot, it's attractive, and the sooner I can join in the better. So long as she doesn't use the dildo and or dick to the exclusion of me, who gives a fuck?

 

Must be the aspergers because it seems obvious theres a monumental difference between your wife getting off with a dildo and another dude banging her.

If my girlfriend is enjoying another girl awesome, but if another dude is getting off to my wife, yea, theres a difference.

 

I'm with toddamus here. I like my vibrator, but it's, you know, inanimate. I'd much prefer the real thing. What if the dude screwing your wife is a better lay? WHAT THEN???!! And then you'd be having sex with her and saying things like, "You're thinking of HIM, aren't you?! Aren't you?!!!" It's all downhill from there RotN, all downhill. Your best bet would be to have sex with your wife WITH a vibrator. That's a win/win right there.

Sigh, reading all this sex stuff makes me horny. I don't know what I'm saying. I'd stay out of the thread, but I really don't want to.

 

Yeah, see, that doesn't make sense. End result is, she's getting off. That's attractive, no? So long as she goes to sleep next to you, who gives a crap?

I wouldn't want my wife dildoing the shit outta herself or getting fucked and warmed up while I'm all horny and then just leaving me there without any action, but if I'm too tired from work or whatever then more power to her; you go do your thing, I'm gonna watch the game and fall to sleep. But if I'm down to go, is there not anything hotter than watching someone you're insanely attracted to getting turned on?

*edit* response to happyfunball: I quite frankly don't care if some other dude is a better lay than me. In fact, I'm sure there are MANY dudes out there who are better lays than me. Especially because when I became engaged to my wife she was a virgin, so for comparison's sake anything "different" to her would be in some way to some extent pleasurable. But who gives a shit? Sex is only one facet of marriage. If you're dating, it's a lot bigger facet. If you're just hooking up, it's THE facet. But if you're married? Eh, come on. There's so many terrible things a significant other could do to you, financially, emotionally, socially, I repeat again FINANCIALLY. How is seeing them getting pleasure, enjoying themselves, not awesome? Especially if it has no detriment to you?

 

The thing here you're missing is that in many of these scenarios, going both ways, the girl that happens to be in the relationship is the main focus. So if she's doing an MMF it's because both guys are focused on her, and if she's doing an MFF it's so she can explore a woman and, again, have the focus on her. Guys that I know that have gone into FFM's with the mentality of "Oh man I'm totally going to bang two chicks bro" are usually sorely disappointed, if for no other reason than they think it's going to be them just pleasuring all the women but if you're the only one doing the fucking you're going to either leave one partner wanting more or it's going to get overwhelming pretty quick. It's really you and another woman taking care of your wife/gf/date.

I don't really have anything that I absolutely want to do that is still on my bucket list, but if I had to pick things I haven't done that I'd get out of the way if the opportunity presented itself I guess mom and daughter at the same time? Oh and I've never been with an indian girl (feather). At least not that I know of.

Ah, just thought of something that's pretty routine but I've never done it. I've never had any kind of sexual relations in a movie theater. Not even a handy. Nothing. I feel like I'm missing out on a piece of americana.

 

The trouble with an old fashioned in the movie theater is the finish. No easy solution to that.

 

Well if you put your dick through a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket like a civilized human being, it won't be an issue at all. Isn't that how you intitiate a movie theatre handy in the first place?

 

I understand what you're saying, however if it's a quid pro quo situation, which is how it was brought up, then if you want me to do something for you that I wouldn't normally do, then I'm expecting something in return. That's all I'm saying. Now, this is coming from someone that has no desire to be with a woman, and that's probably why I feel that way, so be it. But we've all heard stories on here about guys trying to talk their maybe reluctant girlfriends into it because they think it's hot. Well, maybe I think it's hot to watch you have sex with a dude. Quid pro quo.

And in regards to an MMF being about focusing on the woman, well maybe, depending on the situation, but if I'm getting it on one end, I don't want a guy waving his dick in my face expecting me to suck it. Because for me that takes away from my pleasure because instead of, I don't know, reaching down to play with myself, or reaching behind me to grab your ass, or just shoving my head in a pillow and enjoying the ride (it's my favorite dammit!) now I've got to focus on sucking some guy off? That would take away my enjoyment. But again, that's just me. Other people's mileage may vary. Obviously, as there are people that want that. Luckily for you (I tried, I couldn't resist). #sorrynotsorry

 

If you're doing quid pro quo chances are you shouldn't be doing whatever it is you're thinking of doing. Bargaining for things you want leads to shitty sex.

Why are you so focused on the whole dick thing? If you just want to lay back and enjoy the ride or only focus on one person that's your prerogative, but maybe it's one guy sucking your tits and making while the other fucks you, or each guy taking one breast, or you only blowing one guy as the other eats you out. Although I will mention from my own experience women are hesitant to try that because of what you're mentioning, being worried about having to please two people at the same time to the detriment of their own enjoyment. At the end people, as Audrey mentioned, you have to find the right mix of people.

I had to read your final sentences a couple of times and I think you're trying to be clever and implying that it's lucky I could suck some guy off. Not for me, but even if it were who cares?

 

Well you kind of backed up what I meant by mentioning women being hesitant. And I agree with your statement regarding quid pro quo. That's the point I was trying to make.

We're talking about two different things here. What you mentioned involved all willing participants. What I talked about was in response to the "scratching each other's backs". I was curious if they were comparing apples to apples in that scenario. If a guy agrees to an MMF in exchange for a MFF, is he willing to do what he expects the woman to do. That's where I was going with that. It would only be fair if he was.

And I don't care who's having sex with who. You've mentioned your participation in MMF before, that's what I meant. And I am clever.

 

For me, another MFF threesome would be on the list, but Detective Girlfriend is not down, so alas. I had one in high school (!) and that'll have to do. I will second that anal is overrated. I had a MMF threesome, somewhat drunkenly, and I feel kind of bleh about it. I can't say I would repeat it, but then again it wasn't for me. I was promised a threesome, but she had a serious BF first and that killed it. Maybe when divorce rolls around....

Bondage, for me, is all about anticipation and THEN the lack of control. One of the benefits of a four year long relationship is we've experimented and invested somewhat heavily into these forays. We spent hours shopping for the "perfect" outfit, which drove me insane. By the time the date actually happened, I was incoherent. There are still some boundaries I would like to cross, like her riding the vibrator/saddle machine (whatever the fuck it's called) until I decide she's had enough, or making her orgasm with simultaneous anal.

Stuff still on my list: an honest to God Asian girl, an Indian and a Middle Eastern. Not likely to happen, but I can dream. Also, European hotel suite sex.

I am still looking for that balls-to-the-wall style sex where limits have been discussed and set before you enter the room and then it's all elbows in assholes!

 

All of the guys I know who admit to and past experimenting with other guys are openly gay or bi. I don't know a single straight guy who would admit to experimenting because while I think most people are accepting of homosexuality they aren't accepting of straight men experimenting, or at least willing to accept the fact that you can suck a dick or take it up the ass and not be gay.

I'd like to try a MFF threesome, but never with someone I was in a relationship with. I knew this chick who was down for a MFF threesome but I'm terrible with women so I couldn't find another participant and she was too timid to try to find one herself so it never happened. In fact we never even had sex.

I'd like to check off the sex in a public place box too. Other than that I'm terribly vanilla.

 

Anal sex is an acquired taste. There is at least one perfectly lubricated hole with no chance of feces ending up on your dick. Why roll the dice to go play in a gritty, stinky wasteland?

Threesomes are awesome if everyone is into it, but the couple times I've been in one, one girl had been a little reserved about it. I'd rather have one girl seriously into it than a threesome with reservations.



I'd really like to have sex with a geriatric, 65 or older.

I don't really find old wrinkly bodies attractive but part of me just wants to have a story of the time I nailed Gertrude on her handicap toilet until her dentures fell out.

 

Slept with two different girls in a 24 hour period yesterday, which I hadn't done since college. Part of me feels like a male slut, part of me wants to give me a pat on the back and an "attaboy".

I guess the next logical step is 3 girls in a 24 hour period, but that seems like a logistical nightmare.

 

I did that once before and I liked it but I also felt genuinely dirty. The second girl was merely hours after the first and was rather unexpected. I was able to clean up a little bit but because I wasn't home and had to race home, I didn't have time to do a thorough shower. And the second one blew me. I don't know how she couldn't tell. I thought you could always tell.