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Sexiest Woman Alive: 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kubla Kahn, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. Kubla Kahn

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    One, that is a terrible shot of Rooney Mara, she was white hot in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Two, Nicky Minaj is a fucking man who hides his penis behind a festooned bucket of gold painted KFC.
     
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    Vida Guerra is Sofia Vergara?
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Rooney Mara does do anything for me one way or the other. I agree with you on Nicky Minaj, though. But, Chater linked the Canadian Ask Men - maybe's there's some loss in ability to think clearly due the hotness currency conversion.
     
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    Nicki Minaj? That would be like fucking a box of melted crayons. No thanks.
     
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    I was going to post hot women but my penis is currently in hiding after seeing a picture of Nicki Minaj. Seriously I wouldn't fuck her with someone elses dick.


    I like Asian girls who don't have faces that look like they were carved with a chisel, so I tend to not find much I like on lists like these (or in porn because I like some lawn maintenance too. I'm apparently too picky for the Asian porn market)
     
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    Emma Stone image where have you gone?

    Here's another one:

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    Totally agree. While she is pretty, its kind of a plain pretty, character acting withstanding. I don't know how she ends up on that list. Give me her sister Kate anyday, and twice on Sundays

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    And that's a photoshopped picture of Mila Kunis, her ass is far more flat than that.

    Funnily enough, Kate Upton and Miranda Kerr are two women I always get in "arguments" with my friends about. Let me precede this by saying both are very attractive, neither are busted, its splitting hairs but still. Kate Upton is just eh to me on the supermodel scale. Yes she has HUGE tits, but her face to me isn't traffic stopping and she always looks to me like that curvy girl you knew in college that was curvy hot freshman year, but then drank a bit and didn't work out quite as much, and suddenly she was hella soft. And Miranda Kerr just has a really young face. Very cute, but not smokeshow hot cause of it. Red dot me if you will.

    As for my picks? Ill add my British women-obsessed flair with Emanuelle Chriqui look alike, Michelle Keegan

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    And Frankie Sanford from The Saturdays...
     

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    Nicki Minge looks like a mule kicked her in the face then a blind man put her back together with a blowtorch and whatever tit/ass implants were leftover after a tranny's vivisection. Then he just filled in all the cracks with industrial caulking. There is a distinct possibility she might also be a robot. The Japanese might be behind this.

    Rooney Mara is probably dead inside, but she is pretty stunning. Seriously. Look into her coal black eyes, shark's eyes. There's nothing there. But her tits are amazing. Something very wrong with that girl. Probably why I find her alluring. You know she's stabbed someone during sex. Or has been stabbed during sex. "I don't care... just finish. Put my blood on your lips then kiss me, so we can both taste."

    My choice? Emma Watson is always on the list. Smart, pretty, probably had some nasty satanic witch sex with Alan Rickman. Did I mention her net worth is around $50 million? Not that it plays a factor. No. Never.

    Come on... this isn't fair:
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    I don't understand the obsession with Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, Miranda Kerr or anyone in that list except Sofia Vergara, but that's me. They all just look...average, except for Kerr and her weird eyes. When I think movie star hot, I think Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson or Kate Beckinsale, and those bitches look like a hobo in drag next to her.

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    I'll second Emma Watson, and add Megan Fox (unfortunately she's an idiot, but she's not famous for her SAT score):
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    Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica from True Blood):
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    I'll also suggest Paola Rey and Eufrat (Brazilian and French porn stars), and Monica Bellucci. Spoiler tags for size and kinda, but not really NSFW.
     
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    Alright, that may be the most photoshopped ass I have ever seen:
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    Mila Kunis? Was Fran Drescher unavailable or something?

    Where have you gone, Mrs. Hannigan? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...



    woo woo woo.
     

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    Geez, Grandpa, you're making the case for the lovely and talented Alyson, and THAT's the picture you come up with?
     

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    But that's not fair, she hasn't looked like that in like 8 years. I'd rather him post how she looks now, clearly still running on the fumes of her former hotness, than post something as inaccurate to current ratings as Mila's padded ass.
     
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    Yeah, well, I thought since Nicki the Mange was posted in the original list we ignoring common sense and logic. So, you shut up or whatever.

    Funny thing is, I was going to suggest Izabella Kuczera, but I wasn't sure if she was still hot in 2012. Plus, I could only find pictures of her naked, and I guess we're frowning on that in this thread as to not bias the judging.
     
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    Alyson Hannigan ages like a fine, fine wine.

    The jury is still out on Ms. Kunis, but I think there's at least a 30-40% chance that she will be indistinguishable from Snooki in 10 years. I include future potential and personality in my sexiness calculations.
     
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    I'll second Kate Beckinsale, for the ones who have already been mentioned.

    I'll add Lucy Pinder. That body is just...perfect:

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    I tend to favor the ones who are a little older, so Catherine Zeta Jones:
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    And then there is Zooey Deschanel:

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    Yes. Zoo-E Deschanel...

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    My, what a looker. She looks like she stole Rei's beard hair.
     
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    The list sucks.

    Ronney??? Seriously? I see better looking women on Wednesday nights. Nikki Minaj? Maybe, and I stress MAYBE, if she were the last woman on earth, and Brad Pitt wasn't available, I'd fuck her.

    Upton's hot, Kerr is ok, and Mila is on my 'Five Women I Can Fuck and Not Get Divorced" list.
     
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    This is exactly my thoughts, down to Mila on my 'Five Women I Can Fuck and Not Get Divorced" list.

    Thou Salma Hayek will always be on that list.

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    I always go for the gothic women; there's something about the style and the clothes that drives me nuts.

    So I'd like to add Emilie Autumn to the list.

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    I used to be a pretty big fan of t.A.T.u when I was younger, and I still have a think for Julia Volkova.

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