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Sexiest Songs of All Time

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  1. Dcc001

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    A new poll ranks the sexiest songs of all time.

    1. Olivia Newton-John - Physical
    2. Rod Stewart - Tonight's the Night
    3. Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You

    Jesus Christ. How old were the people who voted for these songs? I think we can do a bit better.

    Focus: Top three sexiest songs ever.

    Alt Focus: Any funny story about music playing while you were getting laid. I can't think what that would entail, but just to try and keep it from being a bunch of random YouTube clips.
     
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    Alt. Focus:
    One time I was getting road head from a random girl and Drips by Eminem and Obie Trice started playing. About halfway through the song she looked up and asked "Can we listen to something else?"

     
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    Any poll that considers both options and then decides that Olivia Newton John's "Physical" is sexier than Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" is no poll for me. It looks like the criteria was airplay based.

    I'm not sure these are my absolute favorites (especially the third one), but these are at least a good temporary answers:





     
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    Just good sex.


    Not this exact song, but Gypsy Kings (or Rodrigo & Gabriela) have some songs that even as a dude, when I hear them I just go "moist".
     
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    I saw Gipsy Kings in concert a few months ago, and yeah...you're right.

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    A slightly more romantic version of Closer:



    And this one as well, contemporaneous with the top poll results:

     
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    I'll just leave this here. Game over.

     
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    I guess once you get past Prince Darling Nikki, Salt n Pepa Push and Chris Isaak Wicked Game, you go with Norah Jones.

     
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    Less a sexy song and more a blatant hint, but that shit works yo.
     
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    Line forms to the left.
     
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    Not sure this will work, since it's in Swedish, but it's her voice that gets me.



    If anybody's interested, the song is, in very simple terms, about a woman who is love with a man, and is trying to get to him before he chooses another woman (or rather, sleeps with another woman).
    EDIT: And, of course, I missed to mention the fact that she is masturbating while fantasizing about the dude - hence the hairy palm reference in the beginning.
     
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    This song came on the radio when my high school boyfriend and I were having sex in his mom's car...

     
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    Another great one from Garbage:



    Also, this song:





    The original and the Metallica cover.
     
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    On the note of funny sex songs, I knew a guy who put "Prince Ali" from Aladin on his sex playlist just to fuck with people.

     
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    For going at it nice and slow, there's no song better, just put it on repeat.

     
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    My roommates once loaded an extra song into my Winamp, knowing I had a date that night. So, later that evening, interspersed between the NIN and Metallica, I heard...
     
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    Anything by the Weeknd, dude is the new Marvin Gaye.



    His Dirty Diana cover is also mad sexy.

     
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    Didn't somebody already say Chris Isaac Wicked Game, because that one too. The video helps as well.
     
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    This may be sexist, but it's damn funny.

     
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