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SEX PLAYLIST

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by sharald27, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. sharald27

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    So there this is this girl Rachel in my painting class. We got to set up our own still life for our next painting. So being the artists we are. We created a harmonic and themed set up including violet/magenta fabric, condoms, martina bottles, wine bottles, sex book, etc. It looks good. So this bitch has the balls to be like "Oh, what if we want to put this in our portfolio... I don't want any of THAT stuff in my composition. BIIITCH?! THERE IS SOMEONE DOING A 5ft by 4ft PAINTING OF A BALLSACK AND SOMEONE DREW A WOMAN WITH HER VAGINA SPREAD WITH SHIT COMING OUT OF IT. Don't hate me because I love penis penetrating me and aren't afraid of my sexuality you dumb asexual prick.

    So to fuck with this bitch, my friend and I have moved her still life a few inches forward which YES does make a difference. Dumb bitch redid the whole thing instead of maybe just looking to see if she was in the wrong spot. Dumbass. Anyways, we also opened a condom put it in her still life (granted: we don't want to mess with the still life too much because it'll throw other people off). So now what we are doing is making a sex playlist. We already made one and my teacher told me I had to come up with some new songs if I still want to play my ipod in class to make this girl as uncomfortable as possible.


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    So what I'm asking from you TiB members is give me your best sex songs. Can be from any time period, any genre, anything. Give me the best you got.
     
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    And if that doesn't make her uncomfortable this definitely will.
     
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    Well then...
     
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    It's not really an "uncomfortable" song, but for actual sexy time: play, rinse, repeat.






    If you want to do the awkward for the prude thing, though....Peaches is a winner.

     
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    And the original:



    Pretty much anything Ying-Yang:



    Fuckin' awesome.
     
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    David Banner might have recorded the only mainstream song to ever top Ying Yang Twins level dirtyness:



    Make sure it's the dirty version rather than the milder radio play one. It's....something else.
     
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    Shame you can't get the video along with it.

    Rammstein - Pussy: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.rocktube.us/adlcRffweae/Rammstein_Pussy_New_Video_2009_over_18_IM.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.rocktube.us/adlcRffweae/Ramm ... 18_IM.html</a>
     
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    These are easily my top three. I can't think of anything better.



     
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    I dont know about sex playlist, but this is on my Masturbation Playlist:

     
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    These should make her feel sufficiently uncomfortable.

     
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    I'm not sure how you are with songs in other languages. It's a song called "masturbation session" by a South American group.



    Lil Rob - Bring Out the Freak in You


    Lil Rob - Playground


    Cory Lee - The Naughty Song
     
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