So there this is this girl Rachel in my painting class. We got to set up our own still life for our next painting. So being the artists we are. We created a harmonic and themed set up including violet/magenta fabric, condoms, martina bottles, wine bottles, sex book, etc. It looks good. So this bitch has the balls to be like "Oh, what if we want to put this in our portfolio... I don't want any of THAT stuff in my composition. BIIITCH?! THERE IS SOMEONE DOING A 5ft by 4ft PAINTING OF A BALLSACK AND SOMEONE DREW A WOMAN WITH HER VAGINA SPREAD WITH SHIT COMING OUT OF IT. Don't hate me because I love penis penetrating me and aren't afraid of my sexuality you dumb asexual prick. So to fuck with this bitch, my friend and I have moved her still life a few inches forward which YES does make a difference. Dumb bitch redid the whole thing instead of maybe just looking to see if she was in the wrong spot. Dumbass. Anyways, we also opened a condom put it in her still life (granted: we don't want to mess with the still life too much because it'll throw other people off). So now what we are doing is making a sex playlist. We already made one and my teacher told me I had to come up with some new songs if I still want to play my ipod in class to make this girl as uncomfortable as possible. FOCUS: So what I'm asking from you TiB members is give me your best sex songs. Can be from any time period, any genre, anything. Give me the best you got.