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Sex Music Listicle

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Apr 29, 2021.

  1. downndirty

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    I don't know about that top 6, but I do like Pony. It's wine time and I'm over here jamming, wiggling my eyebrows at el hubs as I blast Pony from the surface. "Ride it? DON'T FALL OFF? Break it off?? ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HORSEBACK RIDING??"

    Closer is a bit overplayed. I like some Weeknd songs but they are not sexy.

    How about Gorilla?



    Hubs asked what Gorillas have to do with sex. I don't know, I said, crazy uninhibited monkey sex? He suggested something about throwing poo and scatplay.

    He suggested jungle music in his top 6.



    What do you think, fellow idiots?
     
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    I’m a couple of decades removed from needing props to get laid, but back in the day whatever happened to be on was sex music. MTV, soft core porn, annoyed drivers honking at us at green lights we didn’t notice because we were otherwise occupied- who needs music to get it on?
     
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    Fair. Wet sex sounds are their own music, amiright?

    Don't be so cocky, though. Won't be long and you'll need a foam wedge and a back brace to complete the act. You geriatric fuck.
     
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    There is only one Wicked Game, and his name is Chris Isaak

     
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    More often than not we end up having sex with Holmes on Homes or [insert DIY network show] on in the background. Corrected structural issues and sensibility apparently get us going these days.

    The last time I was with someone who wanted to purposely find the right music to put on before starting was my high school girlfriend, and she'd blast Sisqo's Thong Song.
     
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    My HS girlfriend always wanted to listen to the Lostprophets when we would hook up. I’m assuming this was before the lead singer was known as a violent sex offender. Also, she would sometimes cry after sex and then start manically cleaning her room for no reason. The girl had issues.
     
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    Yeah, you can count me as part of this group, too.

    I'd say something that's more important than finding THE PERFECT background noise is ensuring that whatever is playing in the background isn't distracting.
    Especially if it's something funny that will make you burst into laughter at the wrong time.

    I remember once I was going down on Jungle Julia, and we happened to be watching "The Wicker Man" with Nicholas Cage.
    Usually, it takes me 5-10 minutes from start to finish, but she kept laughing at the insane acting and dialog, and we had to throw in the towel after almost an hour.

    Something similar happened when we started doing it while "It's Always Sunny" was playing in the background, and we had to turn it off.

    Oh, and "Closer" has to be the most cliche sex song ever.
    It's a NIN song for people who don't really like NIN.
    Sort of like what "Money" is to Pink Floyd.
     
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    Sounds like she did that on purpose
     
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    No, she's actually more like a man as far as sex goes. She wants to get off quick, then she's done.
    She doesn't like all-night sessions, unless we're on acid.