Christ what kind of parents did people have? Or are kids having now? My dad was basically Red Foreman except fat and not bald. It's been a running joke in our house ever since that show aired. I imagine when I have kids, the girl and I will both be disciplinarians. Not beating them out of frustration WickedBitch-style, but spankings will not be out of the question.
My grandparents taught me and my brother the value of respect and manners and it stuck with us. We also knew not to fuck around otherwise we would get put in check right then and there, didn't matter if were were in the middle of a restaurant or church. Hell, the neighbors had permission to discipline us if they saw we were acting up. Now it seems like parents are afraid of letting the kids know who really runs the show or they just don't care at all.
The whole "Fear of Dad" factor (as I like to call it) is something you rarely see anymore. I don't mean this in a bad way, as my father was awesome, but my God he scared the everloving shit out of me. I got into some trouble when I was a kid, but the reason it wasn't MUCH worse is because most times I was thinking about doing something really stupid, the "What do you think Dad is going to do to you if you get caught?" thought popped into my head and I stopped whatever it was immediately.
So everyone not getting laid, try some foreplay and report back results. Otherwise this thread is going to derail! Happyfunball, for you, viagra and a redbull.
My dad and one other person are the only people I know who truly intimidate me. My dad is the most admirable person I know, but he's also a guy who will attempt to maim a teenaged kid with a two-foot pipe wrench for lipping him off.
I'M NOT GETTING LAID ENOUGH!. I'm getting laid! Why do people keep glossing over that? 1-2 times a week. I just have to negotiate the second time. I think after 19 years of marriage if the biggest problem I have is he wants sex once a week and I want more, we're in pretty good shape. He's a great guy, if he wasn't I wouldn't want to have sex with him. However, I see no problem "accidentally" slipping a Viagara in my pocket at work. It happens, right?
When I send a text to the boyfriend that says "Prepare for mauling after dinner tonight," the appropriate response is "you won't be able to walk afterward." Not "in court, baby." Well, shit.
And for times 2-5 you want to have sex, slip the viagra and redbull. I'm with you girl. Perfectly understand. Just played two rounds of the make-out game. Great idea Nom. Besides the fact she said "I haven't just made out this much in awhile, it was nice." Funny because she's the one that escalates things quicker than I do. We split the series of the game, tied 1-1, going to see what round 3 looks like tonight after dinner. Boom.
Viagra does nothing to increase the desire/willingness to have sex. It enables the man to get a firmer erection and maintain it, but the desire has to be there. It not as though you pop the pill the pill and you automatically have a tent pole in your pants.
My friend has to use it to get it up because he broke his back a decade ago. We call him Blue Diamond Phillips because of it.