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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. DrFrylock

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    My favorite cereal is Cheerios. I think it's the utter simplicity and lack of pretension that makes me like them. Cheerios is the proto-cereal; the ur-cereal - the cereal that begat all others. To me, Cheerios is to cereal as Coke is to soft drinks.

    But sometimes I get tired of Cheerios because I eat them so much. And then I really, especially enjoy Corn Flakes for about a week.

    FOCUS: What is your SECOND favorite cereal - the one you buy after you get tired of eating your favorite?
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    Every day. I mean, like every. day. I know Dr. Clown Porn might ban me, but I am not a fan of Cheerios.
     
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    Coco Puffs. Your second favorite cereal is invalid.
     
  4. Blue Dog

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    Wait a minute- are you talking yummy delicious awesome Honey Nut Cheerios, or it's nasty bland butthole retard cousin Regular Cheerios?

    I've never been so close to agreeing with someone, yet so far at the same time.

    Oh, and when I get sick of my Honey Nuts, I'm all about Special K Blueberry. Just a delightful change of pace, and its good for you, too! It must have electrolytes or something.
     
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    Do you wear lululemons and workout on the elliptical machine at the gym? Special K is the Tab soda of cereals.
     
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    I can't understand why your parents hated you so much. No Fruity Pebbles? Capt'n Crunch? Count Chocula?
     
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    My favorite cereal is definitely Crispix, second favorite would be Honey Bunches of Oats, Almonds bitches...

    When I was younger, Lucky Charms was my absolute favorite, but Cinnamon Toast Crunch was an acceptable second.
     
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    My second favorite has to be Kix. Completely solid, always delivers, but never going to be good enough to broach the favorite category. Though my favorite is kind of weird. It's not Cheerios OR Rice Krispies. See, it's Cheerios AND Rice Krispies. perfect together, but NEVER fucking on sale at the same time. Goddamn brands...

    Good cereal story though, a buddy of mine told me that his mom bought Cookie Crisp once as a kid, and he thought it was really disappointing. So he grabbed a handfull of Chips Ahoy, crumbled them up in a bowl, poured milk on them and wound up with the greatest cereal of all time.
     
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    I don't eat "cereal" made of pussy grains, sugars and homoerotic colors as you mortals are accustomed to. I eat the cereal of the strength gods, "Bacon".

    When I get sick of "Bacon", I like to go with something like "Extra Super Thick Cut Bacon" or "Double Hickory Smoked Extra Super Thick Cut Bacon" to mix things up and add some variety.

    mmmmmm . . . Bacon
     
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    No cereal, sometimes granola and yogurt, which could possible be considered cereal. Oatmeal and eggs are my style. Bacon only occasionally, I do like my turkey sausage for extra protein.
     
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    I mix my breakfasts up, usually depending on how much time I have in the morning. I'd say my second favorite cereal is Life; or at least the generic store brand of Life. But I usually splurge and get Kashi Crunch, as much protein as an egg! Its actually the only cereal that keeps me sated for more than 15 minutes after I leave the house.
     
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    honey bunches of oats

    my favorite late night snack of all time
     
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    I usually eat oatmeal for breakfast. My next option and go-to cereal is Kashi Go Lean Crisp. On the occasions I say fuck it and want a sugary children's cereal, I reach for Apple Jacks.
     
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    On a day to day basis I eat Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. After about 3 or 4 boxes of that I'll buy Oatmeal Crisp Vanilla Almond and then it's right back to my ACC.
     
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    Usually for breakfast I just grab a carrot, an orange, and a banana for breakfast since I'm always running late, and that is the only time I ever remember to eat anything green. Cereal is a great late night snack though. My go to is usually Honey bunches of oats as well, but my second favorite is usually either oatmeal or grape nuts.

    I promise I'm not a health nut.
     
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    I am confused.




    Focus: I try to rotate my cereals a bit. I'm a big fan of bagels for breakfast, actually, but when I eat cereal, I usually rotate between Honey Nut Cheerios, Life, Frosted Mini Wheats and Kix.

    I like a little sweetness but the sweetest cereals (Lucky Charms, etc.) are too sweet and don't work for breakfast for me, and I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch but can't buy it because I have no self control and will eat four bowls of it in a sitting.
     
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    I honestly can't stand Cheerios. They used to be a staple with me, but watch a collection of toddlers pick up, eat, drool, and slobber Cheerios for 4 or 5 years and you'll understand why I haven't eaten Cheerios in years.

    Wheaties is my go to cereal although I almost never eat it in the morning, it's usually a late night snack kind of thing for me.
     
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    If you people have never tried Rice Krispie Treat cereal, then you have not lived.
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    I'm like Binary...I have to rotate my breakfasts M-F between cottage cheese with fresh fruit (pineapple or some berries), Kashi Go-Lean Crunch with yogurt and sliced banana, & Grape Nut Flakes with soy milk and sliced banana. Weekends I'll have a bagel one day and eggs the other day.
     
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    My second favorite cereal is Just Bunches It's not as good as cinnamon Life, but I will eat the shit out of it once a month when I get sick of Life.