I spent most of my day at a car dealership trying to purchase a car I've had my eye on for awhile. This was after I tried to do the same thing the day before and after I called to make sure it was there and showed up for a test drive, was told it wasn't and instead spent an hour and a half talking about financing before even seeing the fucking thing in person. Today, I got a fifteen minute test drive before being carted into an office and spending two and a half hours dealing with the sleaziest group of bastards God has even given the right to breathe oxygen- car salesmen. They knew nothing about this car they were selling, nor its market value and didn't even know what a Hyundai (my trade-in) even was. They spent 45 minutes attempting price scare tactics by threatening to raise the price if I didn't sign today, only to lower the price 20 minutes later when I threatened to walk, all while telling me how I was 'robbing' them and how far under "True Market Value" and "Blue Book" pricing they were (and balked and shut up when I asked them about Black Book pricing). In a two hour timespan, they turned a sure sale into me politely telling them to stick the car up their ass because I could go down the street and get it cheaper and not deal with dimwitted shitpussies because they couldn't stop attempting to sell. FOCUS: Share your stories of sales gone wrong- be it car sales, electronics, cell phones, hookers, whatever. What did you do as a result? Storm around home kicking your dog, or actually do something constructive? ALT-FOCUS: Share any tips or tricks you have for dealing with sales people.