So this girl I met is pretty awesome. We really hit it off so... I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said that she didn't want to hold me back or have me wait for her (because of the distance) so I told her the following: "[Name which you jackets will never get], even if I had to wait until the heat death of the universe just to hold you, it'd still be worth it." I never knew I had that kind of cheese in me. So I'm betting that beneath the hard, crusty exteriors, most of you have a soft side. Tell us about it. Focus: What's the cheesiest line you've ever said to someone? P.S. She said yes.