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Say Cheese

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hotwheelz, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. hotwheelz

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    So this girl I met is pretty awesome. We really hit it off so... I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said that she didn't want to hold me back or have me wait for her (because of the distance) so I told her the following:

    "[Name which you jackets will never get], even if I had to wait until the heat death of the universe just to hold you, it'd still be worth it."

    I never knew I had that kind of cheese in me. So I'm betting that beneath the hard, crusty exteriors, most of you have a soft side. Tell us about it.

    Focus: What's the cheesiest line you've ever said to someone?

    P.S. She said yes.
     
  2. FreeCorps

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    "Yeah, it's ok if you stay the night."

    What can I say? I'm a romantic.
     
  3. McSmallstuff

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    "Hey, I'm Tiny. Can I buy you a drink?"

    It's cheesy because why would I be spending my perfectly good beer money on alcohol that I'm not going to consume? I'm a hopeless romantic.
     
  4. rei

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    Tie from when i was in highschool

    "So uh, do you have a boyfriend? ... do you want one?"

    and
    "What do you want to do?"
    "Well I just really want to kiss you"


    I was kind of bad at girls in highschool
    I mean, still am, but worse in highschool.
     
  5. Misanthropic

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    "What's a nice girl like you doing blowing goats for a living?" *


    * - Okay, maybe National Lampoon said it, and not me. But I like it.
     
  6. hooker

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    "I want you to fuck my shit-pussy all night long, baby."
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    "What are you doing later tonight?"

    "If I told you, I'd have to kiss you."
     
  8. Parker

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    "Your eyes have a passion that burns gemlike flame." "What?" "You're right, I suck at poetry, but I'm great at making out."
     
  9. ghettoastronaut

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    I once got a birthday card that said something to the effect of, "for my wonderful boyfriend... If I could get you one gift for your birthday, it would be all the happiness you've given me".

    I mean I do lots of cute things. Not so good with the words.
     
  10. JWags

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    "You're too cute not too make out with someone tonite."

    There is no way in hell it should have worked, but somehow it did.
     
  11. Volo

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    "Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and you can shit my tongue out of your asshole?"
     
  12. Puffman

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    In college, I sat next to a pretty coed that I would chat with on occasion. We made a bet near the end of the semester, the loser had to buy dinner for the winner. I won. She asked where I wanted to go for dinner and my response was "your place." The only time in my college life I demonstrated the slightest hint of having a pair. It worked quite well.
     
  13. effinshenanigans

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    "Psych major, huh? Guess I better watch what I say around you, then."

    Apparently that made me the mystery man she wanted feeling her up in the elevator, and against her door, and on her sofa.
     
  14. Kubla Kahn

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    "Hey baby, don't say maybe," referencing the Eagles song when I asked a girl to come over to a party we were having. I got that sinking feeling in my stomach as I said it and my two roommates rightfully and instantaneously clowned me for the next half hour. I have a Larry David-esque problem with talking on the phone while Im in front of other people which leads to situations like this.


    "Sooo you wanna see my snake??"

    Said to the girl that took my virginity trying to get her into my room while we were having a party. I did have a ball python at the time and actually emphasize the snake part in super creepy fashion as a joke. It worked. The rest they say, is history.