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Rise to Power

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrwarden, May 20, 2010.

  1. Rob4Broncos

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    On a serious note, if "learn to speak European" and "EXXXTREME (everything)" made the list, how shitty were the suggestions that got crossed out?
     
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    Tapout
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    Pre-torn Hollister jeans
    Untucked button-down shirts
    Untucked button-down shirts and Pre-torn Hollister jeans worn together
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    Flip cup
    That decal with Calvin pissing on whatever
    Living next to water
    Having a favorite European soccer, excuse me, football club
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    Bribing the bouncer
    My name is _____ aka ______
    Having 40 or more favorite bands
     
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    Wear lensless horn rimmed glasses
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    Carry a moleskin journal, don't write in it
     
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    Read the Bro Code
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    wear Varsity jacket after high school, letter in nothing
    be on a reality tv show; bonus if it's on mtv or vh1
     
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    Make sure you're seen wearing this shirt, something similar will do as well.

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    Also, it's very important you make sure people know you're cool, so make sure you have 5000+ friends on facebook and my space.
     
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    When someone asks you how much you spent on something, insert "A casual" before the price name
     
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    Ride a Fixed-gear bicycle
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  8. thevoice

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    Quoting "The Office."
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    Speeding in School Zones at 3:00 in your Brother's Corvette.
    Wearing an NHL jersey with an MLB hat.
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    Ask for the #69 on the back of your slow-pitch jersey.
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    Leaving stickers on your hat.
    Paying for meals with Rolled Coins.
     
  9. BL1Y

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    Care about animals.
     
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    Crushing a girl in bowling on the first date
    "Pain don't hurt."
     
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    Date rape
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    Become an AFL footballer
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    Get into coke and have motorcycle gang associates
    Get caught via drug test or police sting
    Make a comeback
    Write a book about it
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    Never an inappropriate time to bring them up so....

    Be like these guys:
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    Claim you can't be redneck because you have two bachelors degrees (heard that one last night)
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    Shit out a bunch of kids and blame all my financial problems on them
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    Say "I fear no man."
    Brag about how fast I can chug a beer and call everyone else pussies 'cause they can't drink like I can. Pass out at 9pm
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    Listen to Theory of a Dead Man
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    Put loud pipes on my vehicle and rev the piss out of it everywhere I go
    Order a round of Jager Bombs and call a guy a "pussy faggot" because he'd rather have a shot of tequila (that "pussy faggot" happens to be me)
    Listen to MGMT
    Host invite-only UFC parties (pretty sure that's just a cover for a gay orgy)
    Wear a scarf in warm weather
    Wear an ascot
    Talk about how awesome high school was whenever I'm back in my hometown
    Take my shirt off in a bar and show people my tattoos
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    Spout off about how I'm tough because "I'm from [insert city here]"
     
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    Justin Bieber haircut.
     
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    Hang out at Starbucks with your laptop for hours and hours, because you know, that's what all the cool writers do.

    Blog.

    Smoke clove cigarettes.

    Laugh at people with disabilities.

    Be an atheist.
     
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    Wear a torn up MLB baseball cap. Backwards.
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    Send mixed drinks back, complaining they're too weak.
    Fist pump like a fucking champ.
    Wear a visor.
    Uggs.
    Shave chest and sport an Easter colored v-neck t shirt.
    Phone bling.
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    Tight Affliction shirts with foil accents.
    Wear fight shorts outside the gym.
    Crocs.
    Handlebar mustache under the age of 30.
    Immaculately trimmed chinstrap beard.