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Rise to Power

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrwarden, May 20, 2010.

  1. mrwarden

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    Focus: Add to the list.
     
  2. Gainesvegas

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    Should still be lurking

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    Pubes.
    Nonchalant drug addictions.
    Dunking a basketball.
     
  3. shegirl

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    How the hell does "eat more meat" make you cooler? Do you just kill a cow with your own hands and then right there and then eat a side of it?

    For the girls:

    Be easy and learn good BJ techniques. The football team will appreciate it and in return tell everyone, making you popular and cool.
     
  4. Rumble

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    Wear chick jeans
    Get into MMA
    Pretend to like shitty music to get girls
     
  5. zzr

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    Coffee-can muffler, primered "ground effects," and a big wing on my Civic.
     
  6. Bloochies

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    Smoke cigarettes.
    Speak as little as possible.
    Walk away from explosions.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    Moderate a forum full of idiots.
     
  8. Blue Dog

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    Location:
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    Chainsaws
    Dynamite
    Snakes
    Crowbars
    Mirrored Sunglasses
    Machetes
    Big League Chew
    Spitting
    Bomber Jackets
    Fancy socks
    Grenades
    Candy (Everybody likes Candy)
    Mud
    Guts
    10 speed Huffy Bicycle
    Fresh fruit
    A Hang-glider
    Callouses
    Nintendo DS
    Horses
    Motor Oil Stains
    Poison
    Fire
    Castle Greyskull Playset
    Ninja weapons
    A nice smile
    Remote control dog
    Lots of batteries
    Pewter cups
    Seersucker everything
    Lava
    Green Thumb
    Sharing
    Metal legs
    Enunciation
    $25 gift card to Bennigans
    Food Dehydrator
    Hacksaw
    Hacksaw Jim Duggan poster
    Reebok Pumps
    Eye Patch
    Silly String
    Yo-yo skillz
    Mariah Carey's Christmas Album
    Glowsticks
    Boomerang covered in Glitter
    Real World Audition Tape
    Robot from Rocky IV
    Ratchet straps
    Strength Shoes
    Swiffer Sweeper
    "The Last Dragon" DVD
    Tree Fort
    Backyard Zip Line to/from Tree Fort
    Lasers (REAL ones)
    Hot sauce
    Be good at art
    Be good at making out and/or fingering
    The ability to raise both eyebrows independently
    Phone shaped like a football
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Get a free boat.
     
  10. Sam N

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    Glow pens
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    Applebee's appetizers
    Rings with skulls on them
    Fake reading glasses
    Belt buckle with UK/Texas flag
    Arguing with security guards
    Swiffer wet jet
    Hiding hickey with turtle neck
    Going through McDonald's drive-thru in convertible.
    Doing it late night, when other fast food restaurants are closed.
    Having a black person and a Asian in the car.
    Pooping
    Flannel
    Fish sandwich
    Giving girls back massages
    Striped shirt
    Sketchers
    KFC Big Bucket
    Rock-em Sock-em Robots
    Black belt in karate
    Chocolate frosting
    Free parking
    Lego castles
    Mustard Tigers
    The Mask
    Lolz
    Petty Theft
     
  11. MoreCowbell

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    Join the debate team.

    Wait. I think I'm doing this wrong.
     
  12. BL1Y

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    Pretend to not like Styx.

    alternatively:

    Pretend to like Styx.
     
  13. Fatman

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    -Listen to heavy metal
    -Pick fights with people weaker than you
    -Say things that are funny when other people say them on TV, like "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
    -Memorize obscure trivia, like who played drums in Pink Floyd or the five ways to reach first base without hitting the ball.
    -Drink. A LOT.
    -Blow off work and take a lot of drugs instead. Write a book about it, and be known as the voice of a generation.
    -Don't do your homework
    -Do your homework, and sell it to rich dumb kids
    -Tip people without looking at the money
    -Find out whatever the fuck kids are doing these days, then do it. (Twitter? Rainbow parties? Bulimia? Heroin? Jazz music?)
    -Say "aaaaaayyyyyy" while wearing a leather jacket and giving the thumbs up
    -But don't jump over a shark on waterskis. That's fucking stupid.
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    I could do this forever...

    Yelling profanities at people from your car
    Kiai martial arts: Chi always defeats the foot-fist way (no, it doesn't).
    Popped Collars: "Ladies, one at a time!"
    Striped Shirts
    J-Lo sunglasses (indoors, for men only)
    Jesus Bling
    Impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Tan-In-A-Can
    Doing push-ups in between beer funnels
    Skinny Jeans
    Puff Daddy/Diddy whatever the FUCK his name is tomorrow
    Flat-ironing your hair and you have a dick
    T-Pain and Lil' Wayne music/T-shirts
    "Body Slides"
    Forcing your 4 year old daughter into beauty pageants and warping her
    Wearing those middle-eastern scarfs around your neck when you're as white as snow
    Tattooing your last name on your body
    Crushing beer cans against your head
    Wearing Chuck Taylors and you're less than 25 years old
    Any band that doesn't play guitar solos and/or wears sweater vests
    Fedoras. Fucking BAD ASS.
    Kanye's Inuit glasses
    Bitching and making excuses at your friend for beating you at a video game
    Pretending to read James Joyce in a bar
    Iron Maiden T-Shirts, and you can't name more than 5 Iron Maiden songs.
    Blazers over hoodies. Just throw on a condom now and save yourself some time, stud.
    Affliction T-Shirts, of course.
     
  15. no use for a name

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    This is pretty easy. Just do everything in slow motion.



    Ugh, tried to put the Dave Chappelle video in here of him doing everything in slow motion, but I failed. You know what I'm talking about though.
     
  16. Rumble

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    Obviously anything 80's related is cool again.

    (I'm hesitant to use the word "again" when nothing from the 80's was ever cool to begin with)
     
  17. Samr

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    street cred

    oversized t-shirt "repping" a band, gang, and/or petitioning to get someone out of prison

    get mentioned in rap lyrics

    full name consisting of one word or several syllables

    one word name based upon an animal and/or sound

    Yeungling

    sleep with Tucker Max

    get away with murder in a public fashion

    sleep with your female high school teacher

    do anything with your bare hands that would normally require a machine

    beer pong

    witty comebacks

    repetition of the word "dude"

    Lakers fan

    wearing a retro sports jersey

    Air Force 1s

    steal

    displaying stolen goods in a public manner

    "stealing" road signs (sometimes they're just asking for it)

    creating/surviving explosions

    having a "hookup" with a cop

    having a "hookup" with a judge

    high alcohol tolerance

    the ability to "crush" or "pound" beers

    fast beer chugging abilities

    drinking an "old school" alcoholic beverage (such as OE, Thunderbird, Boones, MD 20/20) when you are of age
    and financial ability to afford otherwise

    friends with a strong black guy

    friends with a bouncer at a popular bar/club (related to above)

    choke hold skills

    fighting skills

    hilarity of facebook status updates

    raised, old, loud pickup truck

    ability to memorize and subsequently rap lyrics

    tendency to buy/give others free booze

    ability to tell a funny story

    larger-than-normal size of penis

    lawyer (mutually exclusive to above)

    tits

    ass

    posting boobs and/or ass on internet
     
  18. scotchcrotch

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    Sideburns are the physical manifestation of power.
     
  19. Crown Royal

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    Only Root for teams from L.A. or New York

    Throwing turtles like frisbees

    "Accidently" bumping into your boyfriend when he's drinking with his friends

    Tears for Fears: Songs from the Big Chair on vinyl (which I actually have)

    XXXL White t-shirts

    Angrily throwing shoulders into skinny guys at the bar

    Workin' on that screenplay, bro!

    Tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue (dudes only)

    Devastating Dave: The Turntable Slave

    Grillz, for when braces don't get you enough pussy.

    Wailing leads, killer riffs, soaring harmonics, smooth licks and galloping chops.

    Bermuda shorts, Black socks & flip-flops. Steamy stuff!

    Aiming your stereo speakers out your window in broad daylight

    Fixing your tranny in the front yard

    Interrupting dice games with spontaneous breakdancing

    Mambo #5

    Ice cubes in the shape of naked chicks

    R.C. Cola spiked with Thunderbird

    Oak Ridge Boys box set
     
  20. Durej

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    Disturbed

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    Read Twilight
    See Twilight
    Join Team Jacob/Edward
    Play World of warcraft and join a guild (or Whatever you do in that game)
    Don't Play World of warcraft and mock people who do
    Watch UFC and beat up on people because you learn by seeing
    Girl Jeans
    Chinese symbol Tattoos
    Gauge your ears
    Become Raiders Fan
    Get a Twitter Account
    More Facebook friends and make sure to take care of that farm