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Rise & Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time!5/14/10 MILFS

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 14, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Yippie?

    Yippie!
     
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    You know it, Blue Dog! I'm a huge supporter of Coors Light. I don't care that it's "the piss of beers". Fuck 'em all, it's delicious. In fact, I'm on CL #11...and going on 12. Fanfuckingtastic.
     
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    Drinking the Blue Moon seasonal, Honey Moon, and it is a great summer beer. It tastes even better when it's $9.00 for a 12 pack.

    I got a call from a friend of mine earlier saying his golf buddies flaked on him and it's just him with a 10:50am tee time, and he wondered if I wanted to go. Looks like I'm getting some fresh air and sunshine, looking for that beer girl tomorrow. This is a sign of good things to come.
     
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    Things are reallly teralllllllllly realllllly goooooood right now. I am saying good bye to white, bronwosh haired boys and hello to the Spanish men.Good god! It was almost unfair how blessed that ma nu nlboy was in every way..... Also. I love rums & c9iesokes.
     
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    You know, you guys talk a big talk about coors light every now and then, maybe once or twice a month. I'm pretty sure that I am the only one that talks about drinking coors light on a regular basis. Because I actually drink coors light on a very regular basis. I am at least ~20 beers in right now, so I am pretty drunk.

    Phish man. Best band ever. I have a transcendental experience every time I listen to their music. I don't think you people understand.
     
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    rub it in, thanks. You know, some of us don't get laid all the time.

    Anyway, I am jaming out to some awesome Phish concert footage right now. Basically, Phish is the greatest band ever, and all of you that listen to bad music that don't like them are wrong.

    I dare anyone to be a bigger fan of another band than I am a phan of Phish. Go.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    The part that so many people here keep missing is that I don't want to get laid. I think that, at this point, I can get myself off better than any girl can, AND miss the fun times of STD's, so why waste my time? Also, low libido helps tremendously.

    Going to try get beer just now. Should be fun. Fingers crossed!
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    You need to get laid.

    Wait...did I miss something?
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    No, he's to one that's missing something.
     
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    Why is it that when you return to your parents house as an adult you feel like a teenager again?

    I mean, come on. Having to hide the fact I am drinking a beer at 7 am? Bullshit.
     
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    Re: Rise And Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time! 5/14/10

    You sound a lot like my roommate and he's an unhappy mother fucker who drinks far too much. Listen, I understand you had one bad experience with one woman but that's one bad experience with one fucking woman! Holy Christ on a cracker, not every single woman out there is a dirty, STD ladden whore who sucks in bed. There are good ones out there if you spent time looking for them. Stop making so many shitty excuses and go find yourself a shrink that's not at the bottom of a bottle.
     
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    What?? You lie!

    Seriously though, my ornery Canadian counterpart is ornery for good reason. Not every woman in Africa has AIDS. And the likelihood of a woman literally breaking your dick during sex is on par with getting hit by lightning.

    It's amusing in a light-hearted sort of way around here to make fun of your abstinence, but what you're doing simply is not natural. We're a fucking species. We live to fuck, so that we may produce 2.0s of ourselves who will do their own fucking later on. You think you're better off doing what you're doing instead of going out getting laid? I assure you, you're not.
     
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    Wow. What a night. I thought I smoked a fair amount but the guys I went to the game with last night made me realize I in fact do not. Doing it all over again today. Sitting on the couch now nursing an Irish coffee while my friends wake and bake.

    Six blunts on a 2.5hr drive? Ok sure.

    Cyclone flavored blunt wraps are amazing.

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    Damn rights I'm ornery, I haven't been laid in two weeks!* I might break a bitch, if I had half a chance.

    *I know, I know. Man, my life blows right now.
     
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    Not just the lack of sex, but the lack of desire for any sort of intimacy and adult relationships.

    What? I am a girl.
     
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    What? It's not like it's hard to get laid.
     
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    Quality over quantity has always been my motto.
     
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    That is legit right there. But you can't find out if someone is quality until you give them a test drive so to speak. This one has quality written all over him.
     
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    2 1/2 hours until I start my last final (test on Saturday... wtf?)

    As soon as I get home I'm gonna fire up the grill and crack a beer. Bratwurst and pork chops? Hells yes.
     
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    Do you ever think there may exist a correlation between A) and B)? The smell of patchouli rarely leads to wantig sexual partners and those who are attracted to it are too stoned to follow through.
     
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