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Rise & Shine! It's Early Morning Drinking Time!5/14/10 MILFS

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 14, 2010.

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  1. Solaris

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    Well good morning! Just woke up with an okay hangover given how much I drank last night. Having a curry before going to be helps a lot too.

    Woop, gonna be a good day!
     
    #181 Solaris, May 16, 2010
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    You know what we need? A weekly TiB drunk thread chat room. a little chat room so that while we are drinking excessively either waiting to go out or, if shit happens, sitting at home drinking solo, we can chat with one another. something that is tied into you login so that everyone is shown on the chat room as their same forum login. could be fun.
     
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  3. Solaris

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    Great idea! Wouldn't be too hard to install either I reckon.
     
    #183 Solaris, May 16, 2010
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    Fucking women. I love and hate everything about them, it's such a pain in the ass.

    Grrr.
     
    #184 Primer, May 16, 2010
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    Look. I'm drunk as shit right now, and here's why I don't post here normally. I've caused a lot of damage while posting drunk on other forums.

    I constantly correct my typing to the point where it doesn't read like I'm drunk. And I tend to espouse radically unpopular opinions when I'm drunk. Shit. Did I just use the word espouse? I'm awesome.

    Where was I?

    Oh yeah. When I'm drunk, I post shit just to piss people off, and I do it eloquently enough that they think I was sober, and meant it. So...

    Anyway, I saw that this weeks theme is milfs:

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    #185 iczorro, May 16, 2010
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    By the way, listening to "The Wall" by Pink Floyd again tonight.

    When I was in High School (95-99) it seemed dangerous. Is it still? Or is it just another "classic tune" for the youth to listen to?
     
    #186 iczorro, May 16, 2010
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    Since when does Michael Cera not star in Zombieland??? Since forever, apparently.
     
    #187 redbullgreygoose, May 16, 2010
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    Be thankful for small favors. Cera would never have done as good a job and would have ruined what turned out to be a neat little flick.


    I agree! I find myself drinking in the middle of the week sometimes and would like to have an outlet for some of the sludge in my brain. Usually I have to resort to PMs and that can get kinda creepy sometimes.
     
    #188 WickedBitch, May 16, 2010
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    I mean I don't know about how baby wipes affect your vag seeing as it is sensitive skin but baby wipes or flushable wipes are leagues above regular toilet paper. They should be the default standard in public restrooms but somehow I think that damn charmin mafia has a stranglehold on the dry sheets.
     
    #189 Kubla Kahn, May 16, 2010
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    Since when was it in good taste to visit someone of the opposite sex for the weekend that you used to hook up with (and is still single) and not even make out a little bit? I like this chick a lot but what the fuck.

    Gin and Tonic for breakfast... well ok.
     
    #190 Backroom, May 16, 2010
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    I left the house at 8:30 Friday night, and I have a fairly clear memory up until about 9:30 Saturday morning. After that it's just bits and pieces. I have just made it home now, I'm wearing clothes that aren't mine, and my bra is in my purse. I have never been blackout drunk before, nor have I ever been drunk for 2 straight days, so I'm a little freaked out. Mostly I'm glad that I have a legit memory for why my ass and vag are so damn sore, not being able to remember that would be scary.
     
    #191 Chellie, May 16, 2010
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    Fuck your blatant lack of elaboration
     
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    I don't know if anyone has seen this yet, but I will never look at He-Man the same way...
    <a class="postlink" href="http://wimp.com/thingdone/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://wimp.com/thingdone/</a>
     
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    I'm disproportionately angry that when I opened the freezer this morning the vodka was gone. And I didn't get to drink it.
     
    #194 shimmered, May 16, 2010
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    I actually only had half the bottle. But that was plenty. Hello Mister Hangover. In contrast to the worst day, it was a damn good night.

    On a somewhat unrelated note, my elbow hurts. Pretty sure I didn't fall.
     
    #195 taste_my_rainbow, May 16, 2010
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    The other guy looks just like him though, right?
     
    #196 redbullgreygoose, May 16, 2010
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    Currently listening to A State Of Trance episode 450, and only now finding out it was done from The Guverment in Toronto 5 weeks ago. I'm severely pissed off that I missed an opportunity to see Armin Van Buuren play live. I need a beer now.
     
    #197 The Beer Baron, May 16, 2010
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    I actually lost a bet thinking that was him, and I rarely make a bet where I'm not 100% sure.

    They should have named that movie "Adolescent Angst Land: Featuring some Zombies and Bill Murray." Outside of the opening scene and Woody kicking ass, that was the lamest attempt at a zombie movie I've ever scene. It was like saying Twilight are vampire movies. I'm a hard core horror fan, zombie flicks in particular, so take that with a grain of salt if I offend your taste in movies.
     
    #198 Decatur Dave, May 16, 2010
  19. Logic

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    Zombieland had its humorous parts. I don't think they were trying to frighten audiences more than they were trying to make them laugh.
     
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    This ones not linking.
     
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