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Rise & Shine! Its Drunk Thread Time! 2/3/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    While I do miss the act of shoveling feet of snow onto my lawn until my view of the road from the driveway is obscured, and then dividing the remainder between behind my bastard neighbour's back tires, and down the sewer grate, I must say that having the roof off the car in the middle of January was kinda nice.
     
  2. kuhjäger

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    We just got hit with a Siberian Blast over here. -20 is the predicted low tonight, and we stand a chance of breaking the all time low in a couple of days. We got a foot of snow here in the past day, but it is the lightest snow I have ever seen. You need 4-5x the amount to make a simple snowball.

    So it is whiskey and sitting inside all night, and then tomorrow over to the lake for ice skating.

    On a side note, I was asked by a teacher to sit in on their English for immigrants class at school today. I had to duck out so no one could see me laughing as 30 people repeated over and over:

    "Are there onions?"
    "Yes, there are onions"
     
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    Several feet yes, but not all at once.
     
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    Nope. All of it RIGHT NOW. One big dump.
     
  5. Angel_1756

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    Jesus christ.

     
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    That is one of the greatest sentences I have ever read.
     
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    Who here has ever thought to themselves, "You know what would make this party better? Me putting rockets in my asshole." Come on, be honest.
     
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    Sweet dreams TiB!
     

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    Yah I wish, you betcha.
     
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    No, motherfucker. Don't you dare.

    We need a week of -10 temps before that happens so I can get my fish house back out on the lake.
     
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    Yeah I bet you did.

    Well that's just unfortunate for both parties involved.
     
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    Apparently there is a toy called the "Oozinator" that exists. I found one on Amazon here. Why am I bringing this up? Because without proof of its existence, there's no way I would believe that this is an actual real commercial for this toy:

     
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    Welcome time traveler from 2005.

    Just to save you some time: as residents of what to you was not long ago "the future" we have all seen the cats with captions on them.
     
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    Not sure if you're anywhere with a bit of altitude but hit up the alpine areas for snow. Past 3000' and you'll do quite well for yourself. Mind you, most of it is wind packed and has a pretty shitty base (prone to avalanches if you're not careful) but there is snow; stay in the trees and check the snow pack often.
     
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    I was looking at some nature photos on the web when at the bottom of the screen I noticed one of those news tickers with trending topics flash by a headline that was just unbelievable.

    The guy who ruled the Nathans hot dog eating contest until he was banned/shunned from competing just won the most recent Wingbowl by eating 337 chicken wings in 30 minutes. No that's not an error, that's 337. I'm just speechless. Granted chicken wings don't have a lot of meat on them. All in all it's probably no more than 5lbs of food which is pretty standard in most of the "eating challenges" you see on something like Man vs. Food. The ridiculous part is all the oil that must be ingested by eating that many wings through both the act of frying and also any oils in the sauce. I just can't wrap my head around having that mixture sloshing around my stomach.
     
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    You are obviously high off your ass, or have never owned a driveway before.

    I miss snow like I miss a car door slamming on ?y hand.
     
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    I wish. The highest point in Minnesota is 2300ft. I have a buddy who's headed out west to do some sledding in the mountains, but I can't go with him this time. I'm sure he feels sorry for me, and won't tell me how much ass it kicked when he gets back.

    lhprop1 is right, though. We need a really cold week, before the snow, to get more ice. I've heard tell that Arctic Cats don't run so well in 20' of water. I'm headed up to Lake of the Woods in a couple weeks, and hear the ice is good up there, but around the cities, it's still not so great apparently.
     
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    Reason 5004 my marriage will likely fail:

    Jägerette: "Can you go draw me a bath?"

    Me: "Sure" *leave room and return with an 8x10 drawing of a bathtub*

    Her: "fuck you"
     
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    Watch it here:



    There's actually a lot of videos of people doing this on youtube; that was just the first one I found.
     
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