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RIP Shegirl - 1945-2015

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. Nettdata

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    Y'all have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

    Get yourself an industrial Lime Kiln. Dead body in (dead being optional), dried dust out the other end. Nothing biological survives. Buddy of mine works at a cement factory and the county drops off the roadkill to be disposed of. He's quite sure that other "stuff" has also been disposed of as well.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Word for the wise: if your April Fool's day prank is to "jokingly" two weeks notice, make sure that that you don't suck at your job. Because if you do your boss is going to accept your resignation letter and say "you don't need to work out your two weeks, I'll make today your last day."

    Yeah, they (two of them) had some awkward explaining to do. I'm glad I only witnessed it and wasn't directly involved.
     
  3. toytoy88

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    Where's the fun in that?

    You 'splosion that shit



    AKA- the greatest video ever
     
  4. Bundy Bear

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    As someone who has almost finished their Cert IV Aeroskills (Armament) and plans on doing all the explosive courses within the next year, there is not a single problem that can't be solved with the liberal application of explosives. Bigger problem, you just need more explosives.
     
  5. CanisDirus

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    Maybe I meat-grind because I enjoy the taste of human flesh?

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  6. Queen-Bee

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    I'm seriously reconsidering my visit to you in June. I'm not sure the short ribs, Harvey Wallbangers and vineyards are worth the risk.

    Finally our trampoline party TiBettes? Safety in numbers...
     
  7. Bundy Bear

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    I think you're fairly safe Q-B. I can't see you upsetting him enough for you to be the one in the furnace. Come on now, you're no Nitwit or Sack 5.0
     
  8. JoeCanada

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    His thirst for blood is indiscriminate.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    He sounds Deleeeeeeeecious.

     
  10. Nettdata

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    I need a bigger freezer.