Tibers- It is with a heavy heart that we (the mods) regret to inform you that shegirl passed away last night. According to her obituary, she succumbed to her injuries related to her elbow. She was a dedicated mod around this place and she will be dearly missed. RIP
Lovely photo of her, really, even if it was taken about 15 years ago. I believed you right up until you used the phrase "dedicated mod."
I'll always remember her for how she would help reach for things off the top shelf when Manute Bol couldn't.
She was a deviant, too. Remember when she sent that unmarked cam-porn to Skyello? He's still disgusted to this day.
I knew there was more to that story. So Skyello was just thoughtfully returning the favor, and she banned him? What a bitch.
I didn't want to make a big deal out of our connection, but I guess it's okay to say now that she was my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
That's just like you, name-dropping to get special favors. Well she can't help you now! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY GRIEF!
If any of you are alone one dark night and hear the loud but distinct sounds of a wood chipper, don't go into the basement. Hey Juicybuttjuice, I will get my revenge.
Wood chippers for human body disposal? Psssh, amateurs. Best thing to use is a meat grinder and a chest freezer. In other news, anyone want some hamburger? Also, I bet shegirl makes excellent meth.
Why waste valuable space in a chest freezer? You REALLY want to get rid of a body? Get yourself some extra large commercial asbestos removal bags. Once those babies are sealed, they're never getting opened again. (Seriously though, I had a contractor when I was working at a university as a student maintenance worker tell me if he was ever going to "make someone disappear" that this is how he would do it. The way he explained how these things are controlled, I can't exactly say his logic was bad) Also, did anyone else get their invite to the upcoming nuptials of Shegirl and the currently exiled 'Sack?
I keep bodies directly under my vegetable garden. The stored energy combined with the blood and nutrients grows some tasty and supple shit, I must say. People spend their lives feeding on flora and fauna, I'm just doing my part to even things out. And since fuckhead lawmakers insist on making cannibalism "illegal" this is the best I can do to curb my fetish. The shit we pull, huh?