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Razor Blades Explosions Kermit The Frog Thread 6/25/10!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 25, 2010.

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  1. lust4life

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    Managed to get both the front and back lawns mowed yesterday afternoon while we had some overcast skies which kept the temps out of the 100s, so that's off the weekend to-do list. Still, it was as humid as a steam room. Washed the truck this morning, going for a haircut, taking my oldest out to lunch and we're all going to see Knight & Day tonight. Not a big Tom Cruise fan, but it looks funny and its good family time.

    A little more yard work tomorrow, some grilling (vidalia onions off the grill are just too damn good--get 'em while you can), and reading by the pool.
     
  2. JGold

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    I have two options:

    1. Go to a soccer bar, drink moderately, sober up by 6 p.m. and drive an hour to a friend's houseparty. The first girl I've been excited about since breaking up with my ex six weeks ago (I know, I know, I'm a pussy) will be there. She is by no means a sure thing. In fact, I don't even think she's interested. But she's hot and flirty and fun.

    2. Go to a soccer bar, drink heavily, and see where the winds take me for the evening (read: come back here and post witty comments I won't remember in the morning while wearing nothing but my boxers and sobbing while I continuously refresh the ex's Facebook page).
     
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    Got to the pub, Rugby was failry average, rum was going down very easily. Some mates came down was all good, ended up testing out the new beer pong table then my FUCKING BACK SPASMED. No matter what drugs I took or how much I drank, it still is fucking agony. Stupid squashed discs.
     
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    Oh, Friday night.....why is it that once drinking has commenced, men figure they can just SLAM that cock in your ass, balls deep in one stroke with no prep, no lube and no forewarning? It was a painful evening. Good thing today consists of nothing but a family BBQ with the parents. I will eat steak, drink frosty beer, and hope I don't feel the need to poop. Not that I ever do...
     
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    If I'm reading this right then it's not the first time this has happened, so I'm pretty sure the answer to your question is "Because you let them."
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    ah, yes. When dirty talk consists of "BITE THE PILLOW, HONEY! I'M COMING IN DRY!!!"

    oh, to be 14 again.
     
  7. Dcc001

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    Jeez, you're making me regret moving away from Alberta. Such classy guys you speak of!

    *I'm totally excluding Primer right now. Primer, you rock.
     
  8. lust4life

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    Just to clarify, drinking is not a prerequisite for this activity.
     
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    Holy mother of hangover....I did my first puke and rally in a bar bathroom last night. Not ashamed one bit.
     
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    Female friend is moving in today. Time to see if Jägerette and I can trade sexual favors for rent.
     
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    Ha ha ha how long before this completely fucks up your life? You know as well as I do that eventually the shit's gonna go down, and the shit's gonna get WEIRD.
     
  12. Bread Mustache

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    You guys are going to have to do better than posting shit you found on Google with safe-search off.

    Pic unrelated: Asian
     

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    What's wrong with the safe search?

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    We've already tapped that shit.

    Multiple times.

    Ohhhhh yeah.
     
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    When you say "we," you mean "we," right?

    Cause if so...

    Nice.
    Nice.
     
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    So are you like a faggier more feminine version of Javier Bardem in Vicky Christina Barcelona?
     
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    My hangover tomorrow after this much Glenfiddich is going to suck. On a better note, I have almost drank enough scotch to completely wipe my friends suicide from my fucked up mind.

    How did I type that in one try with no typos?? That just impressed me, well back to the scotch back to the pain.

    If anyone has hangover remedies to recommend, post them, I will need it in the morning as it is 11:30 here in Houston and I am 9 different kinds of fucked up sideways drunk even though my coherent grammatically correct post does not show it.
     
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    I wish we were friends in real life so I could live vicariously through you.

    Also, fucktittiesonofagoatdicklickergoddamnit.
     
  19. bigtom0404

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    Cuz I am what you would call housed, and nobody else seems to be enjoying this thread and the internet right now, I feel like conversating with myself an sharing this...

     
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    Met up with some old oc-workers for soem drinks. We're going ot write a childrtens nook about why Barakc Obama is black. BESTSELLLLLA>
     
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