Nearly every time my girlfriend and I have sex, Everybody Loves Raymond is on in the background. I took the time to reflect on this last night--afterwards, of course. I doubt that "Hey, we bang to this show a lot, don't we?" would have gone over too well mid-coitus. To be honest, I think that it's become our soundtrack because it's not funny enough to distract either of our frail attention spans, but it's just funny enough that when we're done, we can stand to watch it as we fall asleep--the dulcet tones of Robert's baritone voice between bouts of laugh track lulling us to sleep. As an added bonus, it supplies the room with enough light for me to see her naked without having to roll myself out of bed and turn off the lamp afterwards. Though, I'm beginning to think that if I'm channel surfing and I hear that short piano number that ushers in the start of the show, as if by some Pavlovian effect, I'll start getting hard. Maybe it's time to mix things up in the bedroom and start watching How it's Made instead. "Hey baby, let's get naked. It's toothbrushes and cotton swabs tonight." Focus: Do you have a sexual soundtrack? Is it a TV show or a song? For the hillfolk on the board, is it the irresistible melody of a subtle jug tune? Do you have a go-to, or do you switch it up?