RANT All of my wives favorite show's are coming back on TV. The Bachelor, American Idol, What not to wear (I think that is right) anyway she insists I watch at least one of them with her. She claims because she watches football, fight quest, and the Meechum Auto Auctions with me, I should spend time with her during one of her show's. Trust me I have already told her she does not have to watch my stuff but "sharing each others interests are important" I tell her that there is no way she hates football as much as I hate Ryan Seacrest. RAVE I'm glad Big Mac admitted to steroids. RANT I'm not glad I had to see him crying or his awful acne scarred neck
Rave: Checked some of the stats on my blog today, and I have two followers whom are not my wife or best friend. And someone from Malta stopped by. I did a report on Malta when I was in grade school. I have no idea why I think it's so cool, but I do. It's the little things, I guess.
Rant Boy, nothing says "Good morning, I'm walkin' on sunshine!!" like having your one-year-old daughter projectile vomit onto you. Twice. Do you know what formula smells like after it's unveiled in reverse? Let me tell you something: it is not very good. Fuck my life.
Rave: Going to check out a less than 200 mile Pontiac G8 GXP. Would certainly be nice to have a 4 door back in the garage.
Rave: Got the keys for my new house. It was under power of sale and the total price I payed was $75,000. Its a 3 bedroom, older farm house with a full garage. It kicks ass. The only thing that needs to be fixed up is the electrical. It has Knob and Tube in it right now. The people who lost the house paid $140,000 for it last year. Rant: My cell phone works nowhere inside the house. If i go out side, i have full 3g service, but inside, nothing. It's such a pain in the ass. Also no highspeed internet is offered as of right now. Any one have any suggestions on how to get cell service inside? Anyone know of any good boosters or antenna I can use? I use a Blackberry Bold.
EDIT: Whoops. This isn't the Help thread. I'm like a tard in a box. I still think it's the ghosts of the family that lost the home though.
Rant: I don't really need four dogs, do I? Someone is advertising two rottweiler/lab cross puppies, 12 weeks old, free to a good home. Must. Resist. Temptation. To. Call.
Rave I can't tell you how much I love my job. It is truly amazing Rant They pay on the first and fifteenth but if you happen to be an unfortunate sod depending on a paycheck to pay bills, eat, etc and your payday happens to fall on a weekend, you're just fucked at this company. You wait till Monday. Thanks. Awesome. Appreciated
RANT: I hate the gym in January. I'm glad you have decided to not be a fucking fat ass, but doing bench for 45 min and using the squat rack for curls aren't doing anything but pissing the rest of us off.
RANT all the new idiots that come to the gym for their new years resolutions RAVE all the new women who come to the gym for their new years resolutions RANT *sigh* who cares I'm married RAVE Welllll I can read the menu I just can't eat right??? Oh for God Sake I could do this all day. On the bright side one of the new guy's fell off the treadmill today at lunch, it made my whole day. More amazing was that two ladies next to him didn't even turn their heads.......
Rant: I'm a fucking goober. It took me four--yes, four--tries to correctly print an address on an envelope, copy a letter, add postage, and tape the fucker shut. I'm fried today. Time to go home.
Fuck Jay Leno. Unfunny, irrelevant, fuckheaded shitbird. We should have known NBC was being run by morons when they chose Jimmy Fallon to take over the Late Show. Four words. Walker. Texas. Ranger. Lever. Stand your ground, Conan.
Rave: Nothing is better than a going a few miles on the treadmill when you're feeling shitty. Rant: Why do eight people (3 guys, 5 girls) pack into the tiny gym at my apartment complex to watch one guy plod along on the other treadmill? I read a lot of people complaining about people with new year's resolutions crowding the gym, but at least it sounds like they're exercising and not fixing their hair and scarf in the mirror for twenty minutes. Seriously, these people weren't even dressed to work out. Rave: At least one of the chicks was kinda cute.
Rave: Last year around this time, a coworker, this really awesome old stoner guy, introduced me to this smoking hot Indian (dot) girl who works for my company in IT. We talked a little but were both too busy to make anything happen, she had just ended a relationship with a coworker and I was busy fucking my married coworker. I got my huge promotion back in May, ended up in a different building, and we stopped talking. The same old stoner guy sent me a chat request through the company's IM system yesterday, then invited her to it like a group chat. He talked to us both for a few minutes, talked me up to her in a huge way (told her about my condo, the weight I've gained from working out, etc) and then left with the excuse that he was going to a meeting. She wants to get drinks whenever she gets another day off (they make the foreigners work 7 days a week). Fucking sweet. I hadn't talked to this guy since July or August when I was back in my old building yelling at my former shithead manager for being such a fuck-up (easily one of the top 25 moments of my life), and he was kind enough to basically set me up with this girl. PM or rep me with any ideas for repaying him.
RAVE: I find sick pleasure in watching people flail around trying to get something working under a deadline or other pressure.
Rant Douchebag is pissing me off, he works at the bar a frequent and apparently wants to beat my ass. Douchebag outweighs me by a good 70 pounds. Rave Thankfully technology has come a long way since the Stone Age. Mace, Tasers > big muscles Douchebags beware, I will not be separated from my beer.
Rant: Classes started yesterday. I spent about eight hours today reading shit and doing various homework. I mean come on. I know I'm in real big boy classes, and five of them at that, but I'm two days in and I already want to shoot myself. I'm not some retarded slow learner or anything either. I think my sterling gpa may take a slight hit this semester.