Rave: Day off from work. I plan on eating a nice large breakfast, going to the firing range and lighting off a couple hundred rounds, and then come back here and sit on my ass all day and watch movies.
RANT: Sicker than a dog today. Have to work all day on some stuff for an emergency client. No bueno. RANT: Trying to problem solve and hack code when you're stoned off your ass on NyQuil is as uncomfortable as watching Grind navigate a relationship with a virgin.
RANT: It's looking like it might turn into a full-on blizzard right now. And I have to walk the dogs tonight. Ugh.
Rant: Might not be able to enjoy yet another New Year's Eve. Rant: How is someone going to okay plans that you made a month ago and then decide that it is a shitty idea two days before the party kicks off?
Yes, I know... it's because most of us are busy taking time off during the holidays. And the lack of (quality) submissions in the suggestion forum.
Rave: Watching the Hangover for the 5th time this week. When it came out I was like, shit, Tucker is going to have a hard time competing due to the similar story lines. Then I discovered The Hangover was actually good, and that was what Tucker has to go up against. And failed at. Rave also: Starting Friday a week in Vegas, searching for strippers and cocaine. Thank you Consumer Electronics Show.
Rant- Felt bad I don't keep in touch with my sister as the family got together last weekend. After being subjected to her overreacting to everything, dominating the family's conversation, and ordering the most expensive thing on the menu every night but not offering to pay while my parents are trying to retire thus obligating me to pay, I don't feel as bad.
Rave: I hiked today. Last hike of the year, so sad. Temps were -10 degrees F with the wind. Still enjoyed the fuck out of it. Rant: Fell through the ice today. Rave: There wasn't any water under the ice. There's this little stream/pool that you need to cross in order to get to the mountain. The stream/pool drains into a bigger pond below and since it's been in the negatives for the past week I figured the ice was fine. Turns out it wasn't. Oddly enough the top 3" of water had frozen and the water below drained completely out. So I fell into a 4ft pit full of moss and sticks. Much better than icy cold scummy pond water. Rave: Very happy the pit wasn't deeper.
Rant: Goddammit why push your number on me and tell me repeatedly we should hang out if you're never going to answer your fucking phone? Rant: Fuck you Occam's Razor. Stop laughing at me, you smug asshole. Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances! Rave: Hypothetical extenuating circumstances seem more realistic on reefer. They get funnier too.
BIG MOTHERFUCKING RAVE: After almost a week of fucking around, I'm finally done an "emergency" job for a client, with 2 days to spare. I met their deadline, and (unknown to me until just now) managed to score a nice fat bonus on top of the stupid rates they were paying, all because it saved their ass. All while whacked out of my skull on NyQuil and trying to keep up with Dcc not posting her tits, rabbit pr0n, the KKK, and Grind's Adventures with Virgins. Time to go grab a bottle of single malt, have some more NyQuil, and hit the hot tub while watching the final few episodes of Season 4 of Dexter. Hopefully I don't pass out and drown, but right now, that would feel pretty damn good. Might even sleep for a few days. Happy Fucking New Year!
Rave: I get to DJ my first NYE party in a couple years, should be a huge fucking blast, and I can't believe I get paid to get drunk and play music all night. RANT: I have to work from 8pm-4am that night, and since NYE falls on Thursday that means that I'll be Djing 3 nights in a row. Probably with a sizeable hangover the latter 2 days. I'm going to be fucking exhausted by Sunday.
Rant: Today + work = fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I cannot wait to start drinking tonight. Fuck New Years, I'm drinking because of just today.
My roommate is moving out of the apartment for six months. I'm only home 2-6 days a month. And as a result I am considering having the cable tv canceled since no one lives here. Rant: The thought of this is upsetting my stomach. This is the most difficult decision I've ever had to make. It only makes sense to cancel it. Yet I love it so much. Rant: My friends have decided they want to go to Cleveland tonight for NYE. I hate that city with every fiber of my body. This is going to be the worst new years ever.
Rant: I am fucking stuck at work for another four hours. Its New Years Eve, and all my roommates and most of my friends didn't have to work today. Even all the other guys in my department took the rest of the day off. But here I am, stuck being board as hell with no time off left and nothing to work on. I wanna start drinking. Rave: Its NYE. I guess this is a sorta-rave since NYE always tends to be pretty lame. I'm gonna try to make the most of it though, were just gonna cab it to a local bar that has live music, get good and drunk, and then after party at our house. If I'm lucky I might even get close to getting laid and then blow it, which would be a hell of a lot closer than I've gotten recently.
Happy New Years everybody! Rave: NYE Party at the moonwalk factory. Rumors of some slutty costume/outfit competition are making there way around. Can't wait. Rave: Winter Classic at Fenway tomorrow courtesy of my company. Bringing my father with me and he is more excited than I am. Rant/Rave: I won't be able to get completely shitfaced at the Classic since I'm headed up to the ski house afterwards to enjoy the 2ft or so of snow we're getting up there this weekend. Rave: My friends are headed up tomorrow so the driveway will be plowed and the heat will already be on for me for once. Rave: With all that snow I probably won't make it back to work until Tuesday or Wednesday
Rant: 5-12 shift tonight at the hotel, with what seems like the entire continent of Asia checked in. Mix that with some middle eastern clientele who think their shit doesn't stink and that they are owed everything and anything they can get, and tonight is going to be the best shift ever!