RANT: My ex-wife is a goddam cunt. Congratulations Ana, on making our son cry on Christmas morning for opening up one of his presents. That's right, after waiting for her to get her lazy ass out of bed, he got impatient and started opening a small present after she told him to wait. Then she starts verbally tearing into him about how he won't listen to her. Hell woman, when the only thing that comes out of your cock-holster is complaints and nagging, I would tune you out too. My son had his head hung low, his cap pulled down, trying to not cry. Then I had the nerve to ask her what HER problem was, yelling at an excited kid on Christmas morning, and then shit really hit the fan. She started screaminig that I shouldn't even be there because it wasn't my house (it was held at her mom's) and I was a bad father and blah blah blah. It got so bad that her mom came in from the kitchen with stuffing still on her hands and told her to cut it out. This brought her dad into the room where HE wanted to know what made HIS wife yell. He saw my son there and called him over and held him, giving my ex a bad look. Hell, just remembering this stuff makes me want to cry.
RAVE: I just got back from taking my son to exchange a faulty toy at Target. We were in line at the exchange counter, behind a massively fat woman who was attempting to return a Wii game called "My fitness coach." Why, you ask? As she explained to the sales girl "I thought it said My fitness couch ( as in sofa). I thought it was exercises you could do from your couch....." I laughed so hard that I actually snorted, and then angry fat woman turned and looked at me in a menacing way. Panicked, I said the first thing that popped into my head: "Sorry, my son just farted." Yeah, I'm smooth.....
Rant: I was home by 12:30. I had four beers and just threw up. Is this what my life has come to? Really?
Rant: I've been depressed (undiagnosed, so take it for what it is, my mother and sister have been diagnosed with severe depression, I would never bring my own shit upon them) for years, as in, I've never liked being myself or understood why I don't ever feel happy for consistent periods (days/weeks in a row). Rave: I've been trying to understand that no one will enjoy me if I don't enjoy myself, I posted a few days ago about an older girl who I hit it off with. Rave: It's going well, I rarely am in a good mood but the last few days have been great, if this is normal, I like it a lot. Rant: Having to type it out, but it feels great to be able to actually do it... Red dot if you must. Rave: Fuck what you guys might think, sure you're smarter and funnier, but the only thing that matters is me, and I'm doing my best.
Rave: half-price after-Christmas eggnog Eggnog. Consider eggnog to be your Mjöllnir in these wintry months; smiting your enemy with terrible power. There is a whopping 210 calories in half of a cup. A half gallon of the stuff has 3360 calories and 80 grams of protein. That’s a thousand more calories than a gallon of milk with half of the volume, and there is more protein in eggnog compared with the same volume of milk. Don’t you see…THEY ARE GIVING CALORIES AWAY!
About 6 hours into a 3 day ( I fucking hope) sailing race. Currently 2nm off the NE coast of Tas with the sun on my back and a seal colony off to port. Bet there are some BIG white pointers down there somewhere. iPhones are cool.
Ravent: So drunkj I can't find any chips to goo with my sanswich. I can't stop shitting my pants. Smells so bad.
Rave: It's been an awesome leave block so far. Went to the MSU-UT bball game last week, saw Roger Creager live on the 23rd, saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra Last night. Amazing. Rave: Spent Christmas 1 with good family and good food. Had a great time! Rave: Christmas 2 on Tuesday when my brother and sister-in-law get here. RAVE: Leave for a 6 day trip to Salt Lake City on Wednesday to see an old friend and tear up the slopes on my relatively unused snowboard!! Fcking sweet!! Rant: Have to build a chicken coop today and tomorrow...who just decides they want a chicken coop? My mom, that's who.
Rave: Packers win, Giants lose, packers clinch a playoff spot. Minor Rant: I hope they at least play the starters for a little bit. I'm going to the packers/cardinals game next sunday and while its going to be awesome no matter what, I will be bummed if they sit everyone.
Take a Guess: So much for perfection!! And can make the playoffs with a win next week. Who'd have thought? Bigger Rave: Tickets for next Sunday. Great day.
Rave: I have a friend with benefits an he is fucking awesome. Makes me laugh even when were fucking. Rant/rave: He lives in my home town, which is 6 hours from where I live now. That could be a good thing though, I won't get sick of him so quickly because I won't see him every week. Rave: Two straight days of sex......
Sitting in the waiting room of the hospital. My father just got taken by ambulance for heart attack like symptoms. He's 51 in great shape. We were at the gym 30 minutes beforehand. This shouldn't be happening. What the fuck.
Rant: I have a pretty intense hangover today and i couldn't get rid of the thumping in my head. As it turns out, my neighbors are taking down their pool with a fucking sledge hammer. I can't do anything but hope that each strike will be the last. It has been 45 minutes already.
Rant? Apparently laughing during sex is weird. Maybe I'm crazy but sometimes sex is funny and sometimes I laugh at it. Oops.
Rant: Slipped and fell on black ice in my driveway this morning. Landed hard on my left elbow and my arm has been partially numb ever since. Hello hospital visit (I'm just looking for any excuse to leave work early). Rant: I have a ticket to this weekend's Jets-Bengals game. If the Bengals were actually fighting for a spot or looking to play spoiler this would be a great game. Instead they'll likely rest all their starters and I'll have to suffer through the Jets walking all over them. Time to get out of going to this game. Rave: Headed to NC/SC for a couple weeks after new years. Lots of business deals to get wrapped up and it's one of the areas of the country I actually enjoy visiting for work.