?????: My brother is moving into the house today. I already bought a bunch of junk food for him because God knows he doesn't eat real food. Rave: One semester left! Rave: COFFEE Rave: Sometimes I think about this picture Spoiler and think about how lucky I am. I remember studying it in art history class, and one thing my teacher said really stuck with me about the people depicted in the painting, that "they have everything they need, and a few things they want." That's how I feel right now, and I am so grateful. Sometimes it hits me really hard, like today for some reason. It's hard to explain this feeling.
Rant & Rave Thread Rant: Somebody broke into my boyfriend's car on Saturday night. When they couldn't get it to start, they smashed the dash and ripped out the ignition. Ironically, we found a piece of the guy's Jesus necklace on the ground. WWJD?
Rant: I received three invitations in the mail today from the same people. 1 wedding invitation for the couple (October 8-9, because lord knows there has to be a "day-after-the-wedding" party). 1 first birthday invitation for their daughter (October 15). 1 "blessing" invitation for their daughter (October 22). Each one of these invitations comes complete with its own distinct gift registry. Am I within my rights to tell these people to fuck off?
rant Ran over a small log last week on my dirt bike and it hit me in the shin and left a nice little flesh wound also got a nice burn on my calf from the exhaust pipe when I dumped it. Last night it started to itch and swell up so I knew it was infected. My doctor said she alway cringes when she sees my name on the list, because it usually means something bad has happened. She handed me the perscription and said, "I am giving you an antibiotic stronger than penicillin, you probably have a tolerance to it by now, this may make you vomit and give you diarrhea but it is pretty effective." rave medication was only $11.83 Saw huge numbers of elk while riding death machine, and plan to kill one of them and eat it.
Rant: my mother drives me to drink heavily on a Monday. I can literally feel my fucking blood pressure rise when I talk to that woman.
RANT/RAVE: Oh legs & back how I have a love/hate relationship with you. RANT: The girl had to stay late at work so she couldn't come over for dinner. RAVE: I brought her dinner and she loved that I did!
Rant/Rave: A certain company is having voluntary layoffs before the "involuntary" ones, and I'm somehow eligible (only been there seven months). Three months in, I was pretty sure this isn't what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. So on one hand, I hate what I do and better me than someone with kids/a mortgage/20 years invested. On the other hand, a steady income is nice, and I'd have no idea what to do once I quit. Why am I even considering this?
RANT: The girlfriend dosen't want to ever try anal with me, she had a "bad experience" once before. It's a big thing on my bucket list to atleast try it. I don't know what to do, I don't want to bug her about it, but at the same time I want to fuck her in the ass. Its a shitty situation, no pun intended.
Rant... No seriously. Any of you guys looking for part time work in the fort worth area...Jesus. NO explanation at all...Just a deer in the headlights look and mild accusations of falsifying the problems. No resolution to really fix it. Fuck it. He's off until Monday. Maybe I can hire someone between now and then. Rave...I'm cautiously hopeful. Still scared...but a little hopeful too.
Rave: Half way to being a Federal Agent. Rant: Once its over, you forget everything they told you in the Academy, and learn it all over in the field. Rave: Awesome.
Rave: Back in corporate America, and survived my first day in high finance. Ridiculous Rave: Got offered a promotion on my first day.....someone is getting promoted in 2 months and they want me to shadow him. Rant/Rave: Either they love me and have high expectations of me and the other people suck / maybe everyone else in my current position knows something I don't and this promotion might not be awesome. Fuck it, no guts no glory.
Rave: HBO Go. In the last two weeks I've watched every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hung, Bored to Death, and just finished season one of The Wire. The Wire and Mad Men might be the two best shows to ever grace a television set.
Rant: God-fucking-dammit, this shit always fucking happens to me. I meet a cool as hell chick immediately before I have to leave for an extended period of time. Fucking a. just my fucking luck.
Rant: Gee wiz, getting to the part of the popsicle that's right on the stick is so stressful. I always get nervous that it's going to fall off or melt all over my hand. It almost ruins the previous enjoyment I was just having with the popsicle. Life is hard.
Rant: The thing I miss most about being married, is the confidentiality breach clause. When you're married and someone who knows you both and knows that you're close tells you something - a secret, a surprise, whatever, unless it's a surprise for your spouse - it's just expected that you'll tell them. A couple of friends are organizing a surprise for a mutual good friend. I just got drafted to give the speech and present the gift and be quite involved in the very nice gesture. But I can't tell anyone about it. It's like 6 or 10 weeks away from happening and it's all entirely hush hush. But it's fucking awesome.
Rant: Been back from Vietnam for 1 week and my tan is no more. Rave: Found a builder who is prepared to finish my house reno for a price that I can live with.
RAVE: My dad, who turns 70 this year, just bought a motorcycle last week. He sold his last bike in 1963. My mom is mildly pissed off, but I can't be happier for him. He never does anything for himself and he's been wanting a bike for a long time. RAVE: My wife is the one who convinced my mom to reluctantly give her approval. She asked my mom "Do you really want to be the reason he doesn't have something he wants for the rest of his life?" My wife is awesome.
To continue my Rants of great importance: My (roommate's) cat likes to cuddle with me right when I wake up and at night. She lies across my lap and shoves her head in my armpit and does the kneading thing to my side or right under my boob. But, sometimes, she either shifts, or notices that a boob would be really comfy to do the kneading thing to and will start kneading my boob, which at these times of day tends to be braless because I'm in my pajamas. Well, today she went for the boob and sunk her claw RIGHT into my nipple. Oh my god. That was some of the worst pain I have ever felt. It still hurts and it's been about a half hour. How the hell do people get their nipples pierced and survive? Owww.
RAVE: Every now and then reading a person's rep brightens my day. And I had no idea Angel uses the "C" word. Kinky. RANT: Puffman. WTF?