Rave: Start my new job tomorrow... ?: As a high school girls' tennis coach. I've only played casually since middle school. Awww, I feel like Cameron Diaz.
Rant: I head in to court tomorrow representing myself for underage drinking and possession of alcohol in a state park. I'm an idiot and know nothing about law and was expecting to walk in, say guilty, pay the fine then leave. I just spoke to my friends dad who was a lawyer for awhile (he stopped practicing for some reason) and he got me really nervous. I have this growing feeling that I am going to get fucked so hard I'm going to waddle out of that courthouse. I should have just gotten a lawyer so I wouldn't even have to show. Procrastinating has fucked me yet again. You'd think I'd eventually learn. Rant: Then work after. Rave: Played pool last night with some buddies, then headed out to bars with some sexy lady friends who were back in town. Was the only dude and got a number of glances from dudes at the bar. Felt pretty great after heading out with a group of dudes for the last week or so.
RANT: Fuck you Marvel, fuck you. Not for creating a new Spider Man, but for killing off the original. You assclowns. I don't give a fuck what court case you won to prove ownership of the characters, they belong to everyone. I grew up on Spider Man. My son sleeps on Spider Man sheets (alternating with Batman, because he has the right to choose DC or Marvel). I would too if they made them for a king size bed. I thought it was in bad enough taste to kill Captain America. But, for fuck's sake, Spider Man is your de facto logo. He's the captain of the flagship of the fleet. Then, you replace him? Fuckwits. If you still wanted a Spider Man to exist, you had a perfectly good one and you threw him away. If this really is some sort of racial equality bullshit move, then the PC crap is invading the last vestiges freedom - our imagination. Yes, yes, this may seem overblown to you. If you don't appreciate the gravity of the situation, you're not a big enough geek.
Rave: I usually just shave my head with clippers at their lowest level. I used a razor on my head for the first time and it feels awesome. Rant: What a fucking pain in the ass it was. If anyone does this all the time (I think Scootah said he does) what razor do you use.
RANT: Motherfucking bullshit.... I am hammered as a motherfucker and i hesitated at the bar, let the fucking amazon that i was trying to fucking get to make eye contact with me get swallowed up by two douche hats before i bit the bullet and went and talked to her... So fucking pissed at myself right now! AHHHHHHH! Damnit! This social anxiety is bullshit!
Rants: People who don`t read the whole thing. They killed Spider-Man in the Ultimate Universe (a Universe they made to try new, and different stories), not the regular Universe. Yes, I am a huge nerd, no this isn`t a big deal. Just a Marvel grab for more media attention.
Rave: Currently in Chicago. Bigger Rave: Chicago girls. Women around here got hot since last year. Hitting up Hard Rock tomorrow. Drunk and pick up chicks. Total bro.
Rave: this is my most pressing dilemma for the weekend - tomorrow night, do I play poker at the local U Brew It, $40 buy in tournament which also happens to pay for all-you-can-drink, or do I go to the casino for $2/$3 NL with a $300 buy in?
Amen. Rant: After getting my fuel pump replaced this weekend, my car is now idling at 3,000 RPM's. Fucking garages.
Rave: Enjoying the re-tooled Warehouse 13. Rant: Can't decide - is Joanne Kelly hot? I think I would sleep with her. Would I sleep with her? I think she's Canadian, though. Well, I like Rush and snow and this place is kinda Canadian . . . okay, I definitely think I would sleep with her.
RAVE: Ultimate Spider-Man is dead. Fuck that guy. He's basically Tobey Maguire from Spider-Man 3, except 15 years old. RAVE? RANT? I and my boss have only been in the office at the same time for two hours this week. If he'd let me know I wouldn't have come in to work, thus avoiding an hour-long commute through stop-and-go traffic and starting my weekend two days early. On the other hand, I don't have to do shit. On the other other hand, I don't have shit to do. RAVE: Baccano! Friggin spectacular.
RANT: Our office building is getting a new roof, and I'm on the top floor. It sounds like their only tools are an Uzi, a jackhammer, and a chainsaw--and once they've completed a section, they hurl bowling balls at it for about 20 minutes. They've been directly over my office for about an hour now, and I'm seriously about to lose my mind. Edit: aaaaaaaand bring on the symphony of leaf blowers. Fuck. A. Duck.
Rave: Losing the one job, while making a dent in my cash flow for this month, has been so fucking awesome! I can sleep in til 10, I can stay up til 2am riding Mr. P., I have energy to work out, I have time to read TIB. Rave: My kids are just so awesome. They love Mr. P so dearly. All three of them work together to make sure the house is clean, laundry done, dinner made, groceries purchased- all for mom. I have the thickest stack of homemade cards from the two boys, pressed flowers and glitter glue telling me how much they love me. All in all: I am SO damn happy! Rave, maybe? A friend of mine's boyfriend has a 1972 Mercedes 280SE, in great condition that he wants to sell (so it's sitting in his driveway, no active attempt at selling it). We were quite drunk when I offered $500 on the spot, he said he'd think on it. Talking to my girlfriend later revealed that while my offer was pretty low, he is really considering it because he really wants to see the car customized and appreciated. Mr. P works in a custom hot rod shop that he has free access to at any time, he just has to pay for materials, like paint. The car runs, needs a tune up though. The paint is peeling a bit, but we want to paint it anyway. And chop the top, shave the body, except for the Mercedes emblem... Iwant,Iwant,Iwant,Iwant,Iwant!!!!!!
Rave: I just got a job offer. It has to be approved by the school board, but I should be good to go. Rant: It's only for $8 an hour. But since I will be living with the pops I should be able to make it work. Hopefully I can figure out what the next step is for me by my. Rave: Huge weight off of my shoulders. Watching the Dow go down faster than a B movie actress and watching the double dip that I have been reading about happen almost gave me a fucking panic attack.
Rave: I'm going home to get into my PJs, drink some red wine, lay on the couch, and eat some Thai mango salad. Fuck today. Fuck it so hard.
R... The position in CO was filled. What does that mean? I don't know. He told me today he wanted to do the LD thing and get settled up there and then we could reassess our goals and priorities. Said he didn't want to do it without me. Then he found out the position was filled, and once again all the wind is out of his sails. The Guy doesn't deserve all the kicks in the balls he's getting.