Rant: What a shitty, horrible day to end a crummy week. And work is only going to get much, much worse. Rave: John Fetterman is on Bill Maher. Holy cow, what a badass. I wish our mayor was him.
Rant: you have to be fucking kidding me. According to aftonbladet at least 80 fucking kids possibly killed at a summer camp. I am normally pretty stoic, but i have been soaking up Scandinavian culture for the past 10 months and have come to understand why they do what they do and why. This has hit home. With the population of Norway, a larger percentage of their population was killed today than we had on 9/11. But right now this guy gets to go to a rather nice jail for the rest of his life because of their laws I feel for the Norwegians. They are going to have to deal with a lot of hard questions in the coming months about the rights of the guilty. I am against the death penalty, but what do you do with this person? He killed so many. Does he deserve to live? Part of me is glad it isn't the start of a campaign of radical Islamic violence in Scandinavia, as you can image.
Rave: couldn't do a thing wrong last night. Hit 16 out of 25 shots in beer pong, dominated the card drinking games, then played 3 handed .50/$1 with a $100 buy in, at 3am, drunk off my face, and came out with $270. I feel a little bit bad about the last one because one of the guys has fuckall experience with cash games, but he talked a bunch of smack and claimed he was going to school us, so, oh well. He also managed to open a beer bottle and flip the cap into his own eye. Skillz. Rave: no hangover, house was easy to clean, beef bourguignon in the slow cooker, glass of Elijah Craig 12yr old in my hand, and now headed to the casino on a skullful of bourbon and mushrooms. Fuck I love weekends.
Rave: Jiberish drops their snapback hats online at midnight. I've been looking to pick up a good hat, and I love their shit, so I'm staying up to get my hands on one of the good ones. Rant: Midnight in Colorado means 2am here. Rant: Passing the time by writing the work schedule for the next couple weeks. Haven't had a day off in more than a month. Rave: Got off work on Sunday, so I can finally go out. Going to get really weird with my best buddies Saturday night. Promises to be a complete shit show.
RANT/RAVE? Add me to the list of female TiB'ers who you should probably tread lightly around for the next few days. I didn't log on for most of the week or I would have brought up this strange phenomenon earlier with the appropriate warning. Normally I would never discuss my monthly cycles amongst the menfolk, but the fact that the TiBettes are all starting to sync up is too odd and interesting to not call attention to. What kind of black magic is at work here?
Rave: BabyMomma went for ultrasound #2 yesterday, and all looked ok. Either she's 16, instead of 14 weeks along, or the kid is going to be the size of a 5 year old when he's born. It's still a surreal feeling knowing that I'm going to be responsible for another person. I am all sorts of excited and scared and amazed, all at the same time. Rant: My brother decided that this weekend of all weekends to head to San Diego with my mother and his son. I am going down there to see them. Every comic book and sci-fi nerd in America will be around there. Rave: At least they're not hipsters.
work related so just skip Rant: God dam fucking boss. The company we did use for brake pads is not longer around, took about 1 month to find another company to supply our warehouse(the buying group did this, not our little company.). 95% percent of the numbers are the same ex. a 714 is a 714, but the suffix changes R714 to a S714R. And the other 5% just completely changed. Well some numbers he superceded wrong, some he just created new numbers(so the sales history isn't there). Not like he doesn't know what to do, it is his fucking job for inventory control/management, not mine. Guess what the fuck i am doing today?
RANT: I'm on the west coast so by the time I'm good and drunk for the WTD, all the East Coasters are passed out Rave?: I think I'm still drunk
Rant: I hate, hate, HATE upper middle-class white suburban mommies. The entitlement complexes, the horrible parenting, the absolute disregard for anyone and everyone else...oh, fuck them ALL. There is no reason that your child needs ice cream RIGHTNOWRIGHTNOWRIGHTNOW. He's throwing a tantrum. Ignore it and/or put his ass in time-out. Your daughter just shit her pants again- this is a bigger concern at the moment. She's in fourth grade. This isn't normal. No, you're not allowed to bring your sick children over to my house to swim in my pool. Especially after you just admitted that your little one has uncontrollable diarrhea right now. Fuck no- not in my pool. You're not allowed to write me a check and then date it for mid-August, thereby depriving me of income until you've paid off whatever shopping bills you don't want your husband to see before he sees your piddly little check to me. You're allowed to ask me to watch your dog, but it's really fucking shitty of you to then leave a note demanding that I water everything on your acre-wide lot lest your precious flowers die in the withering summer heat. Set up your sprinkler system, you lazy cunt. Oh, and demanding that I clear my schedule on a Saturday afternoon in case you need me, and then NOT letting me know if you'll actually be utilizing my services? REALLY FUCKING BITCHY.* Rave: The Dude has been absolutely wonderful lately. I can't imagine a more low-key, drama-free, easy relationship than the one I'm in right now. He's precisely what I need. *Not the same mother. Different women.
Rant: First date last night with a guy that's perfect on paper - I want to be attracted to him but I'm just not. I'm not good at letting people down gently. Fuck online dating. Hitting it off with someone only to find that in person you're not so interested - not my idea of fun. Rant: I've been working so much lately that today is the first time I've sat down at my computer in over a week. Rave: My job makes me happy.
RAVE: Just finished the longest book I have ever read to completion my entire life. The author is Stephen King. Somewhere, an english professor is weeping. And it wasn't Carrie, asshole. The Stand.
Rant: Drove to San Diego and back because my roommate's car got stolen. The trip there was okay, but the one back was horrible. Especially since the only thing on the radio is country music. Rant: It... wasn't that bad. This place is changing me. Three months ago I would have cringed if you turned the radio to the country station. Now I'm starting to sing along. I need to get out of here. Rave: One of my brother's friends is hitting me up and seems interested. For the first time, I'm excited instead of nervous. I'm saying silly and stupid things, she's doing the same thing. Wow. I don't even care if I get laid, it's just nice to flirt and feel like a (good) jackass.
Motherfucking Rant: The GF dragged ass this morning from being hungover from last night so she didn't get her shit done in time to make the demolition derby at the Fair. I look forward to it every year and watch it EVERY year. So fucking pissed. More rant: Came out for work and found the rear, side window of my car broken. Workers were weed-eating and I think it kicked a rock up and spidered the window. Minor Rave: It just spidered it and didn't cave it in showering my interior with glass. I am going to get d-r-u-n-k tonight.
Rave: Had a superb dinner last night at a restaurant The Guy and I had never tried. Excellent food, more than excellent customer service, AND we got to watch Young's walk off last night. It was really, really good. Rant: I left my bra at the tattoo shop. That's a $58 bra. I'm going back today to get it, damn right. Silly Rant: In placing my tattoo, I didn't think about not being able to do back squats. No back squats for SIX GODDAMN WEEKS. Hrm.
Rant After two months of amazing hot sunny weather, it looks like for the next two months I'll be subjected to cold wet weather. I'll be a full fledged albino again by the time I'm due to go home
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