Just got back from the OB with mi esposa. We are 2-3 weeks away from El Niño Azul. No more tests, everything is ready, nothing left but the wait. Home stretch. Last leg. Final Countdown. ... Holy shit, this is actually about to happen.
Rant: Got backed into by a car. Not in my truck, but walking in the parking lot. His backing up lights were out, and he accelerated, and as I was walking by backed right into me. Knocking the wind out of me and rattling my brain. As I was yelling at him, and going around to open his passenger door and throw a brick at his face or something, he sped into reverse sped off. A women who had been standing near his driver door said he reeked of weed. Now my side hurts and by brain feels funny.
Tim Hetherington was killed in Misrata today. The man was an excellent photojournalist who did truly important work in a profession that has almost entirely lost its way. His loss is a damn shame.
MEGA RAVE: I'M FINALLY LISTENING TO THE NEW MONSTER MAGNET ALBUM!!!!!!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Now all of you reading this, take my advice and go out and buy it.
Rant: Another damn thunder/hail storm with a chance of a tornado. Fuck. Rave: At least both satellites are still working.
RANT: This economy sucks monkey balls. My hours have been shit at work! If the only way I got money was this job, my child support would kill me. RAVE/RANT: I, being a shameless whore, have found a new way to make money. My fiance and I have started being web cam models. In my first day I have made more than in a week of "legitimate" work. RANT: I am in porn! I just feel like I have more to offer the world than that. RAVE: Yay making money.
Rant: Another night of lost sleep because of my job. 7 of the last 9 nights I have had to deal with people's bullshit past 10:00pm. MegaRant: I don't really get paid for this afterhours shit. SuperMegaRant: I'm on thin ice at my job and have one week left to meet a deadline after shit fell apart with someone yesterday afternoon. It is hard to meet this deadline in normal circumstances and harder still when you aren't getting shit for sleep.
Rant: It's fucking 6:30 am, still havent slept. supposed to go to class at 11. I'll be lucky if I get up for my 2 Rant: Got horny right as I was about to sleep Rave: Just finished fingering myself and had 3 orgasms Rant: Tried to go for more (I have a record of 13) Rave: Probably couldn't get off more because in my nap earlier I had a wet dream (could also be why I haven't been able to sleep) Rave: Love being a girl so I can have multiple orgasms in one sitting
Rant: I don't buy coffee much, but I went to Starbucks this morning for an iced coffee since I was feeling hungover (even though I didn't drink, wtf?) and it had to be about sixty fucking percent ice! What the fucking fuck, I want caffeine, not frozen water. I wanted to whip the cup at the barista's head and tell him to make me another one. Rave: Boss is gone for the week and I'm caught up on work, I can be useless today and tomorrow.
RANT: I say this on behalf of everyone who spends too much time staring at a computer screen.... Dear World, Hi there. Glad you were included on this email too! We share a buddy, ain't that neat?! Now, see how at the bottom, there's more than one button? One of which says "Reply," and another than says "Reply All"? They aren't interchangeable. Act accordingly, asshats.
RANT: Apparently the downside of a much faster internet connection is that the people providing it are absolutely incompetent pains in my ass. I have to enter my password every time I want to view a page, even after logging in with it. View bill? Password. Edit info? Password. Go to previous account page? Password. What if I want to pay my bill online? Well, I have to register an account at a different AT&T website for Residential Service, except that it won't let me register because I'm apparently a Business customer. Fo fuck's sake, get your shit together.
RANT: My last living great aunt passed away this morning. Not sure what happened yet, but I'm pretty sure it's emphysema, tachycardia (she had both of those) or some sort of infection. In short: fuck cigarettes. RAVE: Her son is here to take care of the funeral and everything else.
Rave: Just booked my tickets to Bozeman, Montana to visit a friend and see Yellowstone. I'm excited. Rave: Two weeks of class left, then done for the summer.
Rant: Females. Can't live with them and when you do they make you all stabby. Drunken disclaimer attached
Rave: Got the job. Rant: Bit of a paycut. Six months til I'm in management. Rave: It's much closer and, more importantly, brainless. I need to get my ass in school and it looks like this will be a decent fit.
Rave: The females of this board are awesome. Thank you all, and yes, I am single. (Wait until I post a pic of me at my winging in a few months all done up in my Dress Blues...Ladies of TiB, one at a time, please) Rave?? Thanks to the couple guys who complimented me on my picture.....I guess. Rave: Only my PFT tomorrow and then it's basically a three day weekend. Rave: Most likely just go to the gym, then head down to the beach for the day tomorrow. Ahh...life is good. Rant: My sim today blew hard. Very hard. Navigating off just a compass that is very inaccurate unless I'm flying straight and level, all while trying to shoot an approach that involves a bunch of turns...no fun.
Rave: Checkup yesterday, and got told that because my morning cortisol levels are too low, I need to eat more protein for breakfast to stimulate my adrenals. And fat. All I heard was, "bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon." Rant: I apparently have enough melatonin in the morning to knockout a herd of wild rhinos. It's a double-rant because I can't bottle the excess and sell it you chumps on the board who take the shit.