RANT: Blew my second interview. Went down in flames. RAVE: Talked to a former boss about it, who said, "Dude, don't sell yourself short. You already have everything you're trying to gain from working at [New Company]." So that was nice to hear. ??: Sent a last-ditch email to the HR person. We'll see how it goes.
Rave: There is no better vehicle for making good time on commuter traffic packed highways than a dark blue Crown Vic. My rental car for the next day or so. Rant: Back in Ohio. This place sucks. The only restaurants within 30 miles were fast food chains. People wonder why Americans are so fat... this is a contributing factor. I'm sure my intestines will be fine eating a Arby's Turkey Bacon Ranch @ 9PM right???
RANT: 7-1 Chicago, fucking awesome. Guess this series won't be a sweep for the Canucks. Fuck. FUCK! I could deal with a loss, but a blowout like this could give them some serious momentum. Fuck Patrick Kane AND Vince Vaughan. RAVE: Time to bust out the good weed to calm my nerves and look forward to game 5 in Vancouver. RANT: Game's not even over yet... Please God don't let them score any more.
Rant: Had a fight with the woman this morning. Apparently I “don't do enough around the house and don’t appreciate what she does for me”. I pointed out several things I do, i.e more cooking and all the yardwork, not to mention 80% of the renovations that made the fucking house in the first place, as well as arranging and supervising all contractors. When I was in the midst of the renovations I was putting in about 25 hours a week on the house as well as my full time job, she would put in about 6, this went on for 8 months. The way I figure it, it takes a fuckton of vacuuming and cleaning the bathroom to get close to this. This makes me an asshole. Fuck her, she’s on thin ice.
Rant: Got nabbed for jury duty. Thanks 'Nasty County, 10 days is plenty of time to let my jobs know I can't come in. Rave: Mom works at neighboring county court house and thinks there in no way I'll get picked, since I'm in Group E. I can only hope, $40 a day kills the beer fund. Rave: Up North for the Anny in two weeks. It will be 85 and sunny. You hear me MOTHER NATURE! 85 AND FUCKING SUNNY YOU WHORE!! Although thunder and lighting with temps at 35 tonight was kinda rad. 85 AND FUCKKKKKKINGGGG SUNNY, DO WORK BITCH!!!1!
Rant: My boss is a total cunt. A guest told me how annoying she was tonight, and in an effort to save my tip money I pulled her aside and explained that my table didn't want to listen to her "gab on about fucking nothing" (from the guest) for thirty minutes. She flipped her shit and tried to put it off on me, telling everyone else working when I wasn't around how I could have done so many other things. Nevermind the fact that this was my first serving job ever and I've been working for all of two and a half months and she (cunt) never offered any solution to things when I told her the issue my guest had. Rave: Bartending next week in my old town. I'll make about five times what I make on a normal night where I work now, plus I get to drink while working and I'm working with five of my good friends. Rave 2: Less than two weeks until I go play summer semi-pro league.
rant: 13 year old German Sheppard was put down today. He was old and had cancer and has been suffering too much for a while. But, despite knowing this, I am a guy, and as such completely unequipped to deal with this fact in any kind of reasonable way. So I got stoned and watched family guy. Unfortunately, that was a while ago and now it sucks again. rave: It's 4/20, I got stoned. First year i've managed to do that. Woo.
Rant: Dear trust issues, fuck you. Also: Dear girl who gave me said trust issues, really, really fuck you
Rave: I'm still in the running for one of these two guys. I just got a screening call and I feel a little more confident about the situation Rant: Not knowing if I got one is killing me!
Rave: Just picked up a half of some FIRE for cheap. Happy 420! Enjoying this concert DVD right now: Rave: Seeing my girl tonight, watching some movies. Rant: First 420 in awhile I don't have an edible in my grasp. And I work this afternoon.
Rant: Don't ever learn how to play an instrument. No matter how it comes up in conversation, you can bet that someone will challenge you to Rock Band or Guitar Hero. Do I challenge veterans to Call of Duty? No.
Rant: Dating someone for almost 3 years, only to have him break the fuck up with me because I confronted him about an email I saw where he was propositioning another girl. Fuck him. Rave: Now being free of said asshole and able to move on to better things. Rave: Getting ready to book a trip out of the country for a good week or so to push the reset button of life and prepare for what's next.
Rant?: How can a platonic best friend say "I love you" and mean it any other way than "I want to be with you"? Makes no sense to me. Weird situation.
Rant: Girlfriend set the alarm 40 minutes ahead of when she actually intended to get up in order to hit the snooze 5 times. And she wonders why I'm always grumpy in the morning. Funny thing is that if I had gotten that extra 35 minutes of sleep I probably would have crossed over the crabby/cheery threshold and been a lot nicer.
Rant Philosophy Phd's must be the most useless people on the fucking planet. Hey you know what? Maybe fucking Mills isn't relevant on women's rights and shit anymore, he wrote that crap 150 years ago. Oh no! How dare I insinuate that since women can vote, own property, and choose whom they marry Mill's viewpoint may not be relevant anymore! The horror! Oh now I'm a misogynist because I claim that women are natural child-rearers because they give birth to the fucking things, and are equipped to feed them. It would have been fine if she'd used some logical argument to shoot down my ideas, nah yelling and attempting to publicly ridicule someone is much easier. See you tomorrow bitch. Rave: 420 post on 4/20
Rant: An acquaintance has been missing since yesterday, and they found a body today. She teaches Pilates at my parents' country club, and she never showed up to her first appointment at 5:45 am yesterday. The report says that there was sign of a struggle inside the gym and her cell phone/purse were left there. I literally feel sick to my stomach and really sad for her family. My crummy week has been put into perspective. Edit: It freaks me out because it's where my parents live and often times I would run right by the fitness center...at 6 in the morning. You just don't think about really bad things happening in that neighborhood. It's literally within walking distance of several current and former Cowboys' houses.
RAVE: There is nothing better than a good day off from work, the first upper-70s cloudless-sky day of spring, sunroof open, a sassy new haircut, a sweet pink pedicure, and a new pair of shoes to get a girl's spirit up. Hot little lipstick red patent leather peep toes are going to be a fantastic addition to my summer wardrobe. A shame it's 420 or I'd wear them out tonight. Instead, the day dictates flip-flops and a long flowy skirt...and I'm not complaining one little bit about that! Yay for spring!