Rave: I was at the Paddock Club section at Barber Speedway for those races, aside from the pork which tasted like it took a bath in Morton's, it's hard to complain about free food, free booze, and an all access pass that literally will let you in anywhere. Nearly doubled over laughing when in the race control room I heard someone tell the driver "What the fuck are you doing passing right now?!!?" Also sat about twenty feet from Reba McIntyre, and aside from being quite tall, is pretty damn good looking for her age.
Rant: Pretty sure I screwed up on that chem test. AGAIN. I walked out of there feeling like an elephant was on my chest. I needed something to get my mind off things. Some people exercise, some drunk themselves to oblivion. What do I do? I wax the FUCK out of my pubes. You better believe I'm not worried about that test anymore.
Rant: Copious amounts of papers to do for the next week. ????: Apparently waxing my pubes is a solution for this. Rave: If that doesn't work I've got a bottle of absinthe waiting for me.
Rant: The only problem with getting laid on New Year's is that it makes it depressingly easy to figure out exactly how long it's been since you've gotten laid. I saw a calendar yesterday that said it was the 100th day of the year. Fuck. 3 more months.
Tentative Rave For those who've commented on my dog that's struggling. She is very far from out of the woods but today has been a good day. Better than the last few combined. She has a build up of fluid in her body which is normal for inflammatory bowel disease that's out of control like this and with low protein levels, but diuretics are helping. She's drinking a ton of water and going to the bathroom every hour or so. This it TMI, but things are moving through her system more the way they should be. She's not eating, but that's expected with how low of energy she has, her weight loss and the fluid buildup. But, I'm watering down baby food and some sensitive wet dog doof and feeding her through a giant syringe given to me by the vet today. She's taken a whole small jar of the baby food along with a good amount of water and it's all stayed down. THIS IS HUGE!!!! If the next couple days continue along like this one, we might make it. We brought her to the vet yesterday morning saying our good byes thinking it was over. This is the second time we've done this. She's hanging on and we're doing what we can. She's a fighter and is going to overcome this. This is my post on the pet thread with pics of the girl. http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=118247#p118247
Rant: Just registered for a course to renew my CPR/AED certifications. This year I've spent over $300 in continuing ed courses to keep certifications active, and it's only April. What the hell? Rave: That is the biggest rant in my life. Things are awesome!
Rave: Paper is done! Whew. Rant: Another one is due next week, on Monday. Fuck, why can't this semester just fucking end?
Rave: It took me three years of cutting my own hair to do it, but I finally figured out how to trim the back of my neck by myself. Rave: I'm all caught up between school and work after being out of town and not touching any work all weekend. Working at a breakneck pace has it's advantages.
FUCK: I fucking hate Monday's. Either everything goes to shit or I get the most fucked up news. Or both. Fuck Mondays.
Rave: After over three years of living in my house I finally cleared off my sun porch. Now all that's in a 40x7 space is a table w/ stools, a old beat up but comfy as hell couch, a coffee table, dog bed, and a rocking chair. It's my new favorite room in the house. Love it. Rave: It was 80 degrees here today and currently 68 w/ a light breeze. Enjoying the porch, pooch, and an ice cold Widmer. Life is grand.
Rave: I am now a mudlogger. I will be making 4.5x what I was making working at Walmart and substitute teaching. I also get to browse at work. Woooooo
Rant: Fuck! My 5 day mini vacation from Gen Surgery ended way too soon..... back to slaving away on that blight of a medical service for another 18 more days. Rave: OB/GYN next and I can tag along doing epidurals all day with Anesthesia! Rant: I'm probably going to have to participate in speculum exams involving questionable coochie.... at best..... Rave: 2 More months until I leave this hellhole of a state!
Rant?/Rave?: I just watched from the top of the stairs of my building as my neighbor struggled to keep the pneumatic door open while picking up all of his groceries at once and attempt to get the key out of the door lock. In the process he dumped one of his bags and food spilled out. He looked at me and I looked at him, and at that moment we both knew that I could have easily helped him and didnt. And at that moment we both knew, that I am a bad person.