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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. KillaKam

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    Rave Officially have a steady FWB...she's nice, fun to hang out with, and has her shit together for the most part. I kind of like her. We'll see what happens. I'm just content with the fact that I've been getting laid on a regular basis now.

    Rant Ice storm this past Sunday did some damage out here...power knocked out for a while, shitty driving conditions. Fuck you old man winter, right in your dirty rear.
     
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    Rant & Rave Thread

    Rant: Not stoked on this birthday. I can no longer blame my bastard behavior on being a teenager.
     
  3. whatisinaname

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    RAVE: I am surprising my mom by going down to FL for her 81st birthday this weekend. Not just me, but the two loves of her life, Teufel and my best friend. They adopted my buddy and they call him their "sane son". Fuckers.

    RAVER: I am having Tiffany's convert this reluctantly returned engagement ring into a necklace for mom. Some might think it is weird to give her this, but I spend $509.13 a year to insure it. Forgive me, Allah, but I hope she loses it and I get the insurance money. I'll have to break it to her that it's not going to get dirt on it when she's 6 feet under, but I think she'll understand. Besides, I'm saving it for Pink.



    FURTHER RAVE: The Hard Rock Hotel and the Hotel Indigo allow large dogs. I can play poker on the way down and on the way back. Score. Hello life, I so love you!
     

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  4. Nettdata

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    RAVE: After sporting the clean-shaven with hair look for a year and a half, I've reverted back to the shaved head and goatee look. No more bed head or upkeep issues.
     
  5. Diablo

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    Rant: I hate living with people who are smarter than me. Makes me feel like a moron and pisses me the hell off.

    Rave: I still fly decently well.

    Rant: I still have to do this shit my own way, which isn't working as well as I want.
     
  6. Judas

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    Rant: I sit in the fucking library for 8 hours today...total accomplished on my labview project? Estimated at around 40% of the way.

    Rant: That is 8 hours of actual work...didn't check facebook at all. I did breakdown and check espn for some scores though.

    Rave: I usually breakdown quite easily.

    Raver: Just acquired a 7.5 gallon pot for the home-brewed beer that will be made this weekend, joy is me.
     
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    RAVE: I found Dunkaroos at the grocery store the other day. FUCKING DUNKAROOS! I haven't had them in over 10 years and they taste even better than I remembered; ate 3 boxes in like 2 days. I sure hope this isn't some limited thing because I will end up going through major withdrawals and may have to kill somebody if they pull it off the shelf again. Oh and if you don't know what Dunkaroos are, kill yourself because you clearly haven't lived.


    edit: Everybody should enjoy this magical junk food: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamo ... B000EMOCL2</a>
     
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    God. Being sick is the worst. Can't stop coughing and I feel like a bag of mashed up assholes.
     
  9. Solaris

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    Was browsing Gumtree (UK craigslist) last night at work. Found my job advertised. There's no way it can be for an additional position so it's clear they must be getting rid of me. FML.

    Oh well. It's 3:35pm. After doing the night shift last night I've powered through the day and am now having one of many beers. The next few hours will be pleasant, if I have some thinking to do tomorrow.
     
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    Rave:Thanks to my stern but professional emails, they paid the $12,000.

    Rant:Thanks to my stern but professional emails, I still have to do business with them.
     
  11. NoMames

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    Rave: I just got interviewed for a magazine. I enjoy talking about myself.
     
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    Rant/Rave? My future daughter is going to loathe me when I apply the lessons learned in The Wire to her slinging thin mints.

    I'm just a dad I suppose, but I want my corners.
     
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    RAVE: Just ordered a 2012 911 Turbo Cab. I had Nett's help with the build. I am so stoked.

    Better RAVE: Bring on the red-dots, but I don't have kids and for me; it's money well spent. Thanks again Nett; I totally owe you for your sound advice.
     
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    Would someone just fucking shoot Lindsay Lohan and get it over with already? I'm so sick of hearing that name.
     
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    RAVE: I fucked her. (j/k)

    RANT: Who didn't?
     
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    RANT: I can't fucking stop playing QWOP. If I ever meet Primer in real life I'm using his balls as a speed bag.
     
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    Rant?/Rave?: I'm bad at online dating.
     
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    Rave: Last appointment with my surgeon was today! Things are looking good.

    Rant: I've never had a one-night stand or a fuck buddy, but I imagine it feels the same as dealing with surgeons. He cut a 3.5 inch incision into my ankle and saw me passed out in my panties 60 days ago, but he can't remember exactly what he did to me or what was wrong with me. He needed one of the fellows to tell him. I feel dirty.
     
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    Rave Had 7th row, center ice seats for the Canes/Rangers game last night. Canes lost in a shootout but...met Rod Brind'Amour and Glen Wesley after the game.

    Raveier Its a little chilly here, so I'm going to Mexico tomorrow. See you on the other side assholes.
     
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    Rave: Its dixiebandit's birthday today! I wonder how they celebrate in the clink.