Fuck me sideways. Making Flaming Dr. Peppers was not one of the better ideas I''ve had, They tasted like fire and nothing like Dr Pepper. They did however continue to keep me fucked up, so I guess that counts in their favor If my legs aren't working 12 hours from now someone or something is going to get fucked up big time.
The terrorists must not know about America's incredible ability to make chips. No human on Earth would want to destroy a country that provides the world with Tacos at Midnight Doritos.
Rave: Finished my last lab for the semester! Now I just have 2 finals and a paper to write. I am going crazy next weekend when it's all completed! The end is in sight!
Rave: My friend just gave me my early Christmas present; the binocular flask. I have the best friends ever.
Is what it is: I like how at the same time she keeps texting me things hoping I'll respond and talk to her, she bitches and complains about me to my other friends, who then of course tell me. Cognitive dissonance much? She needs help and I don't really know how to go about getting her to therapy.
Rave My brother just got out of a very messy relationship, which by itself isn't a big rave, but then I stumbled upon this song His name....Erik, Her name? Anna of course. I have not stopped laughing.
Rave:Drunk. Rant: I've got a crush on the girl that works at Starbucks. And really, I have no real way to approach it. Blah. I'm drunk
Dear Body, Fuck you. I know we've had our differing opinions over the years about how I've treated you, but either my legs start working again or I will turn the lights off on this little tea party. This is non-negotiable.
From the Frappachinos? Focus: Dear Asshole Pseudo-Sister: I've done your homework. I've done your exams. Do NOT bitch at me when your professor asks you to take another exam. And do not expect me to do shit for you that I refused in the first place. I've been more than kind in helping you.I've got no problem helping you graduate a year early, but I do have a problem when you become a disrespectful bitch. So guess who loses here? Right-o. Not me. Fondly, Coquette (Post script...I have a huge issue in what they demand kids do in order to get through high school these days. I've never been a "cheater", nor have I wanted to see people take the easy way out. However, she has opted for a college curriculum in addition to her HS studies, which I think is awesome, yet insane. And so yes, I've offered to help in courses that I know she won't need. Ever. I also did my brother's essay to get into college, so there's that. He's a shitty writer. She sucks at the English language. I'm decent at both. Win-win, right?)
Rave: Dirty Santa party tonight after a hellish school week. Will be getting properly sloshed tonight. Rant: Dont have a Dirty Santa gift yet. Ideas? Looking to be funny rather than practical since we're college students. I need some help, guys.
Dude, there is a Starbucks on every corner. Ask her out. If she says no, call her a lesbian and then frequent the Starbucks 30 yards down the street instead. RAVE: Raise, promotion and hiring an assistant. I thought the economy was supposed to be in the shitter.
Rant: Can we just get to the fucking World Cup draw already? I don't need to fucking see 38 fucking retards talk and 600 Africans dance before they draw pieces of paper from a bucket. GET ON WITH IT YOU RETARDS!
Rave: Last paper of the semester finished and submitted. One final on the 15th and then I'm off for a month. Rant:Wife is away for the weekend visiting family. Rave: With the Mrs. gone, I'm taking the kids to see Ninja Assassin tomorrow, followed by dinner at Babe's (the absolute BEST fried chicken on the planet). Violence and fried food--I'm such a positive influence.
Rave: The move is done and over. I'm a home owner! Rant: Fuck, I have a lot of stuff. I hate the chaos that is my new living room/box-city. Rave: At least the bar's unpacked!
Rave / Rant : I went on a date with a friend's roommate last night. The date went well, she is a very cute southern girl and very sweet. But ... She doesn't like to read, and her main aspiration in life is becoming a housewife... this babe ooozes ambition.
Rave: I completely owned my medical school interview on Wednesday. It went so well (or at least it seemed like it did) that I thought they were going to accept me on the spot! Rant: Have to wait 6-8 weeks to even hear a peep from them because they apparently don't work from December 14th until after the New Year. Must be nice. Fuckers.
Rave:Gris' videos I completely forgot about these until today. They are some of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I don't do shit at my work except watch videos on youtube all day and pretend I'm working. Since other people in my office actually do work, I try not to let them know I'm just sitting here doing nothing, so I've gotten good at watching funny stuff and not laughing at all. I can't do that with those videos. Every time I try to watch one I have to stop it because I'm about to bust up laughing. Rave:Weekend. Time to act like an idiot again.