Rant- new tires=$600. Rave- at least I had enough dough to cover it without resorting to Top Ramen. Rave- just got my tat worked on finally, it looks a billion times better. Rave- pretty rad V Day.
Rave: Drunk Rant: Gonna fail all my classes this term Dunno: Quit going to classes I hate about two weeks ago Rave: Quit worrying about money, and started worrying about what I'm actually good at. Rave: Asking a girl to marry me this summer, I guess I'd better hope she says yes. 25 is nine moths away, I thought I'd have everything figured out by now. Far from it, I think I was more certain about life when I was 18.
Rant: You know your day is going to be shitty when you're chasing your 5 Hour Energy with a 16 oz. Red Bull.
Rant: The Girlfriend ordered a new DVD from amazon that came in this week and wants me to come over tonight to watch it with her. Just Visiting. Apparently her and her brothers love this movie. Sweet mercy, kill me now. Rave: At least she is cooking me dinner, and she is a pretty damn good cook.
Rant: What a shitty fucking day this has turned out to be. I seem to have mis-placed my most recent refill of my anto-depressant, and now haven't taken any in five days, which makes me feel AWESOME! Cut the shit out of my head shaving it this morning, so now I look like someone tried to stab me in the skull. Dropped marinara-drenched pasta on my tie and my just-dry-cleaned slacks at lunch. Have spent all day arguing pointlessly with people on the phone, furthering my general feeling of aggravation. very small Rave: Took a lot of this general feeling of shittyness out on the incline press and a really hard 2 mile run at lunch today, so that helped a little. Fuck, I gotta find my drugs.
Rant & Rave Thread Rant: The girl who does my hair cannot style my hair to save her life. She does a great job with the colour, but always makes it look like I read the fucking news for a living.
Rave: I'm going to Peru in the fall! For my 30th birthday, I will spend 7 days hiking 45 miles, culminating in our arrival at Machu Picchu before dawn on the last day, to watch the sunrise. In addition, we'll spend a couple days in Cusco, a day in Sacred Valley, and a day in Lima. Can't freakin' wait!
RANT: I'll hold the arms back for you while you go to town. Fuck working with crazy people who have no--not even a scant, infantesimle--understanding of logic or reason. If I tell you that you can do one thing, and then you go and do something completely different--and I catch you--don't get all defensive and start coming up with good reasons why what you did was ok. It wasn't, and now you look like an asshole. Rave: I'm buying whiskey tonight, and drinking lots of it.
Rant: I just spent three months delivering appropriate server specifications for an intensive database reporting environment we sell, including testing the environment and supplying time expectations for various environment sizes and various reports. All of this was due to them severely under-spec'ing the original server (even though they were told it wasn't powerful enough) in an attempt to cut costs, and now they are going to have to concession $300k worth of free servers to customers who are mad. I just got an email, "We need to have a cheaper, less powerful option so that the concessions don't cost as much." Urge to kill... Rising...
Rant IM from my wife this morning: when was the last time you stayed in a hotel Dewercs reply: september 1-6 riverbend lodge chama new mexico...why wife: I found a card type key for the fairmount princess in your jeans and what appears to be a pipe to snort cocaine out of. me: the key was turned into my bar at work last week and you have never done drugs so how would you know wife: we need to talk Evidently she is upset with me because she has not gotten pregnant likes she wants to, she formulated in her head that I am doing coke and hooking up with randoms because she is a horrible person, and she wonders how we end of spending 5k a year on a therapist After a one hour conversation and her working through all the questions she had and many breakdowns about not being a mom, she is better and does not think I am a cheater or drug addict. I also showed her the proper way to roll a dollar bill so you could easily snort coke out of it and not have to carry around a 4 inch pipe with a one inch diameter to use for said snorting. Rave I am getting on a boat in San Diego next Wednesday. I
Rant: Shared a link on facebook to this video of a faux hogwarts student pole dancing to a dirty dubstep mix of the Harry Potter theme. The mix is actually pretty cool and the pole dance is ok. So why is this a rant you might ask? My mum 'Liked' it. Stupid facebook.
RANT: Sister-in-law (via my brother) strikes yet again. My aunt brought me, my mom and my sister cheesecake squares and carrot cake squares for Valentine's Day. My sister didn't get to eat hers, and today my brother scavenged her squares for his gluttonous wife. Why is this a rant you say? Because my aunt gave them their own box. They ate theirs and came and got ours. It seems petty to be this mad over dessert squares, but this kind of crap has been going on for years now. Just about everything we make, at least third goes to them. Ever want to take leftovers for lunch the next day? Better hide it before he sees it. I hate what my brother has let his wife turn him into. I've told him how to cook, our mom has shown him, but I guess scavenging is easier. DOUBLE RANT: My mom thought it was funny. I'm glad she can see the humor in it.
RAVE: Melatonin. Sleeping wonder without morning drowsiness, how are you only NOW coming into my life? RANT: New job has me driving an hour to and from work each day. This means I am literally hearing owls when I'm getting ready in the morning. I think I heard a rooster say "shhhh" so he could sleep a little longer. RAVE: New job! RANT: New job is a complete clusterfuck and is giving me a real view into the American public school system. I absolutely love teaching but what kids don't know these days compared to when I was growing up is really really sad. And we just pass them along. Pass them along. So sad. RANT: I miss dancing with my boy in his bedroom until the sun comes up. Weekends can't come fast enough. RAVE: Four day weekend. I'm ready. I hope the boy is.