You know what's even worse than shelling out for flowers for your girlfriend? Doing so, and having them fuck it up. No really guys, having them not get there until February 15th doesn't make me look like an idiot or anything.
RAVE: I either can see the future, or get deja vu way too easily. The benefit of this deja vu is that it apparently lets me better gauge other people (or at least think I do). The benefit of this is that it makes me more likely to ask people out. The benefit of this is that they say yes.
Rant: I went to one of the best high schools in the country. The two girls on wheel of fortune who go there are not demonstrating that. Edit: At least they won the puzzle that had the sport we were best at, and our school newspaper's name in it.
Rave: If accepting multiple drinks from a lonely 40ish-year-old car salesman who is impressed with your drop shot taking abilities is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Rant: Dude got creepy quick. "19, eh? You like older men?" Rave: "No. I'm a cougar. I love Justin Bieber." did a pretty sufficient job of scaring him off temporarily. Super-Rave: Got my religious roommate drunk. So hilarious. She was trying to tell other roommate and I she was buzzed, but instead we both got texts from her telling us "I am bussed."
Rant?: Today I got treated to watching my +350 lbs. flamboyant prof sachet around the room in his 5 sizes too small sweater and pants for an hour and a half. While screaming. At the ceiling. The kicker is that he is also an ex-preist. Cover your buttholes kiddies.
Rant: I must be the only one that is tired of TiB members pissing at each other. I come here for entertainment. Longer bitching . . . Spoiler This does not entertain me: Favorite Color Thread Member1: I love blue. Member2: Oh, that's so typical, Member1. You would like blue, you fag. You don't understand how stupid it is to like blue and how awesome I am for liking green. Member1: Oh, yeah, Member2? Well, your mother's tits are green, you fuck. What the hell? How is this intelligent discourse? Debate, disagree on point of view - fine, but this damn third grade shit is getting old.
Rave: Nailed my brief today!! Definitely made up for my stupidity yesterday. Plus, It was just me and my instructor, my roommate/flight partner was at home sleeping because he has some virus. Rave: I love flying the Helicopter. Rant: Because he's sick, I'll probably get a couple flights ahead of him, which means we have to brief two different sets of things, which means the briefs will last almost twice as long. RANT: My brief alone today lasted 2 hours.
Rant: sitting at the mechanic waiting for my car to be aligned. dropped it off at 9:30 this morning. was supposed to be finished by 1:30. It's 1 pm and they havent even brought the fucking thing in yet. It's lowered so it's not going to be a quick and easy job. I need it done in time to get the kids from school.
Hey shegirl, what'd you do/get for heart day? A fucking cold. I haven't had a cold in upwards of two years. I hate everyone. I just saw a guy walking to the bus stop. He was wearing shorts and a tank top. He was also carrying an umbrella. It's around 37 degrees here. It's also not raining. People are fucking weird.
RAVE: Miraculously the fish tasted just as good on day three as it did on day one. RANT: The rice was of noticeably lower quality by day three... lesson learned. RANT: I am fucking AWFUL at making Nigiri rolls... I need to get better at this. RANT: Out of tuna and salmon RAVE: Definitely doing this again.
Rave: Finally pulled the trigger. Bought hosting, a domain, and a sweet wordpress theme. Starting a project I've been putting off for years. It's looking good so far, probably a week or two until we start promoting the site and trying to drive traffic into it. Fingers crossed it works and people use it. I figure it should be decently popular within its target market. Time will tell....
RANT: RAVE: I no longer work there, and get to make fun of my friends that have to deal with that and non-working backups.
Rave: Sold our house after being on the market for less than 24 hours! Wife coming down to Fort Lauderdale this weekend to house hunt. Sadly, our home in Dallas still hasn't sold since we moved to Kentucky almost 3 years ago. Mega Rave: This is the best week/month I've had in a long time (except for my wedding day). Within a 30-day time frame: * Got a promotion with a 40% raise * Collected a six-figure bonus * My company stock went up 30% * Moved to Fort Lauderdale * Sold my house (and didn't lose money) * Paid off all of my debts (except for our house in Dallas) * Booked a family trip to Greece for my parents' 40th anniversary
Rave: My 97 year old great grandmother was crowned Queen at a pageant of sorts at her nursing home yesterday. Yep, she's still kicking ass. Rave: My boss called me into his office at work today and asked me if I wanted to stay on and work full time at least through summer. My internship would otherwise end in May. Rant: Having a hard time deciding between continuing working for startup businesses after graduation or heading into corporate work. If anyone has done both, I wouldn't mind some frank insights if they have any to offer.
Rant: Jesus fuck. Getting a new roof put on your office is fucking infuriating. I have had a headache since they started this shit. Rave: One of the guys just asked me if some of them could sleep in the storm shelter where they are going to store their tools or an empty apartment, because they are from out of town. AHA HA HAHAHAHA Are you fucking serious? That shit is so ridiculous it's funny. A+ for effort. I don't have big enough balls to ask someone that. Rant: I was going to give them a key to the storm shelter, so I don't have to wake up early and unlock it, but I can't really do that if they decide to come back and sleep after I have gone to bed. Rant: This contractor is going to get a bad wrap from me. If you aren't going to hire people that are at least semi professional you might want to come and keep a handle on them. Rant: Domestic violence situations are so fucking dicey. I'm tired of having to step into the middle of shit like that. I'm not your therapist or police officer. I'm just your fucking landlord.
Rave: new Radiohead album! http://www.thekingoflimbs.com/ This is good because I've been on a huge Radiohead tear lately but have pretty much run through everything they have to offer. Rant: I just paid for music?
Rave: Me and my buddy went out with a couple of girls last night and ended up at the seediest strip club I have ever seen. One of the strippers put lit matches in her nipple piercings and one sticking out of her vag. The girls blew them out. MEGA RAVE: Got my taxes back today and ordered a Weber Smokey Mountain smoker immediately. It will be here on Thursday. I am so fucking pumped for this you have no idea.
RAVE: ALERT TiB: Glee is about to begin and they have Beiber Fever!! "Who's more rock 'n roll than Justin Beiber? No one, that's who."