Rave: Just booked a snowmobile trip to the Big Horns with friends from high school I haven't gotten to hang out with much the past 4 years... can't wait for the 4 day adrenaline rush!
Rave: Assassins Creed II!!!!!!!! Will be abstaining from basic personal hygiene, food I can't eat quickly while playing, and a social life outside of XBox Live in 3............................2.............................1.........................
RANT: I've been wanting a cat. My ex offered to give me one of hers. I can't decide wether this is a good idea or not. I still love her, but I live alone and could really use a pet. Yes I know I could get a cat elsewhere, but I have met the cat she wants me to have, and I love it. It is very snuggly and always wants attention. Is this a subconscious effort to reconnect with my ex? I have no Idea what to do.
I was glad to see that even Susan "Can we please just give it a rest" Boyle could not beat out the first week debut album sales of the one and only Snoop Doggy Dogg's Doggystyle. The fact that Yahoo Music even had a picture of the Doggystyle album with Cartoon Doggy Snoop grabbin for a bitches ass on it gave me some comfort. The 90's was the greatest decade. http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/chart_watch/42389/week-ending-nov-29-2009-women-take-charge/
Rave: Date tonight went very well, I found a smart, cute, funny girl, and somehow convinced her to go out with me. Rant: I have no balls. I dropped her off. Went in for the kiss. At the last minute, some force pushed my head to the side and I kissed her on the cheek. She was clearly going for the mouth. Even I could see that, without going to the video referee. Rant: The same force of stupidity that caused the above was pushed aside, a minute later, by a similar force of much greater magnitude. I called her to apologise. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's no wonder I don't get (m)any dates.
I stumbled into my house just about an hour ago. My cousin got into town last night and she and I got a bit fucked up. My house is only 1/2 a mile from my spare house, but I couldn't manage to make the drive home last night. The gravitational pull on the couch was just to much for me to overcome. I got home this morning, opened the door and "Holy shit! What the fuck died in here?" Somewhere in this house is a decaying mouse. It's not in any of the bedrooms, so it must be in the livingroom somewhere. I fucking hate live mice but dead ones that I can't find really piss me the fuck off. My sinuses are plugged up and I can still smell that son of a bitch. Life sucks when your nostrils are filled with the stench of death mouse and have a hang over that would kill a mule.
Raves: - Hunting was fucking awesome. I'm hooked for life. - I have roughly 60 lbs. of venison at my disposal. 45 of that is ground, the rest is back straps and tenderloins. - Got home and found out that my car insurance premium was reduced by about $100 for a 6 month policy. Rants: - I'm still so tired from the whole trip. Getting up at 4:30 every morning and drinking like a fish at night really takes its toll. I can't wait until I can sleep in on Saturday. - Had to go into the city for work yesterday. The morning before I was in a tree stand, happy as could be. I miss the woods.
Really you fucking beaners? Was it really worth it to bust into my new truck, smash the window for my pocket knife and a dollar in change. Fuck you people. I am sitting up all night in the shadows with my gun and waiting.
Rant: Period blood on my sheets from the girlfriend. Rave: At least they were old sheets that I don't care about.
Rant again since I can't add to my first one, they took my pocket knife. With all the stabbings around here it will likely show up at a scene covered in my finger prints, which are in the national database thanks to the army. Rave: Only 250 dollar deductible and my insurance picks up the rest. I should have taken the 100 dollar deductible.
Rave: Snow is finally here! I love winter. Rant: Stupid fucking drivers. Every year it takes everyone in this city a full month to realize they have to slow down, stay farther behind the car in front of them, provide more room when pulling out in front of traffic, etc. when the roads get slick. We have 6 months of this weather, it baffels me why people forget basic driving skills. One of these years someone is going to hit me and I guarantee I will come unglued.
Rave: This shit is reeeeaal, now. Moving to Australia in a month. Kind of reminiscent of Fight Club. Leaving behind all my worldly possessions to go live in a dilapidated house. Well actually it's a residence, so not quite dilapidated. But the possessions part is true. Pretty psyched.
Rave: I was at the liquor store the other day when I decided to give this a try: To think all the years that have gone by without me knowing about this delicious concoction. I now have a new favorite beer.
I'm leaving work in an hour for a four day weekend in Steamboat Springs! I cannot wait to hit the slopes with my board, even if most of the snow is man made and there are only 20 trails open. Best day ever. Well best day out of the last four anyway.
RAVE: Found a hot, funny, and most importantly sane girl that is into me. Had a heart to heart thing last night and found out we both had strong feelings for one another. RANT: She may or may not be transferring to a different school after this semester. Here's to hoping.
Rant: I hate riding the bus. Actually I hate riding the stops-every-50ft regular bus, not the express. First there are the extra crazy people: this week there was a young black woman, face sunk into a hoody, who protested the fact that a guy sat down in her [nonexistant] child's seat, and then repeatedly demanded that he not "lick her virginal titties and nipples please" and shouted that he was sexually assaulting her with his eyes. Second there's the complete abandonment of civility if a bus is crowded. If I'm standing there in the aisle and a bunch of people are coming from both directions to exit the bus I can only move aside one way before I can get out of the way of the other. It's not fucking Sophie's Choice, you'll get out too. There's no need to push me into some people's faces so you can get out into the cold 5 seconds earlier. The best part is that at every stop the driver kept saying, "I can't see back there, so y'all tell me when everyone's out." I think that freezing temperatures turn Texans into Yankees and fuck the m'aam's and sir's. Tomorrow its supposed to snow... Fuck. Rave: Have groceries (inc. whiskey, books, tobacco, movies and beer) for the week and all I have to do is make it through tomorrow (come on Snow Day). Rant: Unless they call Snow Day at 6AM I'll go in anyway. Rave: I paid for a day and a half of my salary this week, with real money whenever we sell those books. That's not bad for a nonprofit.
Rave: Got the boys coming around tonight to help me drain my latest on tap microbrew creation. (Double hopped American pale ale.)
Someone put a bullet in my head. Please. The human body was not meant to take the amount of abuse I've done to my body in the past 48 hours. My body continues to amaze me after all I've done to it, it still continues to function. Until tonight. My God damn legs wouldn't work correctly. This does not bode well. If my body isn't working tomorrow I may have to take appropriate measures to correct the situation.
Rant: When it rains it pours. My insurance won't cover any of the window replacement. Now, apparently my last payment for my water didn't go through, so they shut off the water. They are also claiming that I had tampered with the meter or some bull shit and are trying to fine me 300 additional dollars. Fuck.