Rant/rave: Ughh is this a joke or what? Id assume if it had happened there at least would be a new thread dedicated to your big moment....
Rant: Fuck me, what a great start to the week. First, I didn't sleep hardly at all last night, so I'm exhausted. Then my car died as I was driving down the turnpike this morning. Fuck. It wasn't starting this weekend, and at first I thought it might have run out of gas (my gas gauge is pretty unreliable). still wouldn't start after I put some gas in it. So I replaced the battery, and it started fine...and then died after driving 5 minutes. Rave: One of my best and oldest friends just happened to be driving down that very road as I was walking away from my car down the shoulder. Thank God for him. He gave me a ride to work and I called a wrecker service to pick up my car. Rant: Just my luck, this will probably cost me a fortune, and this paycheck was already going to be tight. Rant: Oklahoma is about to get hit by a major winter storm. Around here that means more ice than snow, and driving can get pretty treacherous. I may get a snow day tomorrow, but of course my boss just told me "We'll be open tomorrow, so if you think you can get here..."
RAVE: I think I set the record for completing a Long Form flight physical today. Every one I've done has been at least 5 hours worth, and everyone who has had them done have taken roughly the same amount of time. I finished mine in 2 hours. Dental, not needed; bloodwork, done; no immunizations; hearing, done; vision, done; EKG, done; physical exam, done. All in about 2 hours with some sitting around waiting. RAVE!!! No finger in the pooper this time around!! Rant/Rave: Nothing to do the rest of today except study. Rant: Last time for duty tomorrow night. Hooray!!
Rant: I hate being around people as they eat. Learn some manners and close your mouth as you chew. Also, it's kind of a good idea to not eat the noisest fucking food you can eat in a lecture. All I can hear is Funyuns in my ear. I hate you.
Rave: Hungover Pinkcup is overly dramatic. My parents apparently thought I drove home drunk, hence the horrified looks. My mom tried to throw in an extra guilt trip about "drinking on the Sabbath" but whatever. I'm good. It's all good. Except for the bruises...those still hurt.
Rave:I am going to be selling my truck soon, and I decided to look up the Blue Book on it. Somehow it has stayed the same since I bought it back in 2009. Hell, I bought it for under, I could probably sell it for almost what I bought it for.
Rant: You better not be fucking lying --- Rave: And if you're not CONGRATULATIONS. Rant: Enjoy the addiction!
Rant: After getting very drunk on Three Olives Grape vodka, my girlfriend was ready to go at like 2am Sunday morning. We were all over the bed, but finally ended up doggy. At one point, she kind of lost her balance and slumped over and back towards me just as I was going towards her, and I'm pretty sure I stabbed her fucking cervix. She winced and whimpered a little, and I stopped to make sure she was alright. I wasn't sure what had happened because I thought that there was no way I was big enough to do any real damage outside of normal soreness (and this certainly wasn't the way I wanted to find out). She just kept saying, "keep going, keep going," but there was no way in hell that I was going to. I turned her over and she had tears streaming down her face. I really fucking hurt her. It wasn't intentional, as it was just a combination of bad positioning and timing, but I felt horrible. I'm also really glad that I wasn't any drunker and less aware of what happened, because apparently she would've soldiered on for a while.
rant- After claiming for weeks Id sleep through the all night firework displays here, the first big thud and Ive been up since 4 am. Fucking A.
Rant: I will pay someone 4$ and make them a dinner of frozen chicken strips if they come do my architecture homework for me. I have been procrastinating for about...four and a half hours now. I don't know if I've ever wanted to NOT do something so badly. We have computers, so why the fuck do I need to draw blueprints by hand. Suck my balls line weights and door swings.
RANT: The highlight of my day so far, that Hotwheelz finally busted the cherry, turned out to be not true. I'm shattered.
Rant: Dear Bank, a few months ago I had to change an account configuration. I went into a branch because you said I had to. I asked some very specific questions and you gave me some very specific assurances. I've now found that despite your assurances, I've lost some information from my transaction history. I brought this error to your attention and asked you to correct it. You told me it was my fault that it was gone. I advised you of the questions asked and assurances received and suggested an alternate resolution. You told me to go back to the branch where I received incorrect information, as apparently they have magically become more competent... and because it is also entirely reasonable for me to take time off work to attend a bank branch to correct your error - when the resolution could be far more suitably resolved by email or your secure communication channel. Also, apparently you neglected to consider the fact that recently, some of your bank branches were flooded so badly that they have now been permanently closed - and did not even take a moment to check that the branch you were directing me to was not one of those now closed locations. Which incidentally, it was. Fuck you bank people. Fuck you right in the ear.
RANT: I've been subleasing a place since September and the lease is up at the end of February. I've been living with two girls I don't really know, but one of them (L) is the sister of my former bar manager. He took a job in upstate New York and knew I was looking, so I moved right on in. Around the beginning of December, the other girl (K) moved out to live with her boyfriend but still paid rent to our place, leaving myself and L to either find another roommate or move out. I want to stay, and have made that perfectly clear to L. It's a spacious apartment in a lively part of town and and L wants to stay too. Trouble is all of our friends are already in comfortable living situations and we don't want to take in a stranger. Then K moved back in a couple weeks ago after she broke up with her boyfriend, so it would appear that we all could sign a new lease and stay in the same situation. I didn't look at any other apartments after K came back. Tonight, I had this text exchange (K and L work evening jobs bartending and I now have a day job; I almost never see them): K: Hey just a reminder you need to be out by the end of Feb at the latest. Thanks Me (sent to both girls): So are both of you moving out at the end of the month? I had been looking at some places just in case but you know I'd prefer to stay here if possible. Let me know what you plan on doing. K: No L and I are staying and a friend of mine is going to move in. Our lease is up at the end of Feb and he is signing the new lease. Me: Awesome. Thank you so much for talking to me about that. So now I have 28 days to find and move in to a new place. And this time I am definitely living alone so I don't have to deal with shit like this anymore (and so I can have sex with my girlfriend on the kitchen table whenever I want). RAVE: This does afford me of some mischievous opportunities. K is kinda messy so if I leave some food hidden, L could think K was responsible for stinking up the place. I'm open to other suggestions for parting gifts I can leave.
Rant: I met a girl in class three semesters ago and slowly got close with her after our class finished. When I first started talking to her I didn't know she had a bf and by the time I find out I was already pretty into her, so I kept talking to her. We both connected really well and thought we could just chill and not have anything build up between us. That failed. Last semester was pretty much the two of us trying to deny feelings the entire time while still talking all the time. I've tried not talking to her and will go for some period of time but as soon as we start talking again for a second things just kind of fall back to how they were. I was just talking to her online (chatting??) and told her that we really need to stop because it's starting to get to me a lot and I will randomly catch myself thinking about her and dating her and stuff like that and I've been in that situation with a girl before and it got pretty messed up pretty quickly. Hopefully I can manage to stick to it and keep some space for a while this time and move onto a new girl. I don't have too much faith in the first part happening.
RAVE: Saw Gris do standup tonight. Fucker is funny. Not just looking, but has some killer content too. If you get a chance, catch one of his shows.
WTF? Thunder and lightning in a winter storm is a new one on me. Rave: Work starts at noon today because of the layer of ice all over Dallas-Ft. Worth. For once I get to go in when I'm completely awake. Rant: Texas Dept. of Highways is sanding the roads between the hotels to the new Arlington stadium for Press Day before the Superbowl. When I was out a few hours ago I didn't see evidence of a sand-truck having touched the actual highways and bridges people have to use to go to real jobs. I sometimes forget this is Texas.