Rave: I got drunk as shit with a bunch of James Ready girls last night. Rave: They were trading things for bottle caps. Rant: It was hard to get what they wanted -- they wanted 60 caps for a pair of boxers (insert Fallout comment here) Rave: Because of my bargaining prowess, I wound up with a bag full of shit. I'll probably throw most of it out, but I still consider this a victory. Rave: I got a phone number from one of the girls too. The line that got me talking to her was blatantly stolen from T-Shirt Hell, but whatever, it worked. Me - You should probably just give me a shirt. Her - Why should I do that? Me - Because then you're not going to have to describe my face to the police at any point in the near future. I should mention that this was in the bar I work at (obviously I wasn't on shift at the time), and if she hadn't found my assault threat funny, I probably would have lost my job. Phew, thank god for some people having a sense of humor.
Rave: I just discovered the best way to get through a boring class: watch porn on my mp3 player. SO glad I remembered I threw some videos on there.
RANT: I'm logged in at the library. I stopped in on the way home to check out a book and couldn't overcome the urge to log on for few minutes. A woman just sat down next to me who smells like urine. I'll be going now.
RANT: In the process of working out a deal to add an undefeated 8-0 NorCal prospect to our boxing card in February. The best part is that his promoter will pay most of his purse, so we'd only be on the hook for the opponent.
Rant: Still no starting date from HR, this is for a job which was meant to start ASAP (4 weeks have now gone by) Rant: I can't remember what my signature was on the RMMB, something about Germany and Unicorns I think. Rant: I missed hookers tits. Rave: Thanks Chater.
RANT: 12 fucking hour ride tomorrow with the wife and kids allllllll the way to NY to go see my mother-in-law and stay with my sister-in-law in her dirty house for 6 days. Does anyone know how to induce an out of body experience, without pharmacologic assistance? Please let me know. This week is going to suck SO bad. I already have a headache from the stress of getting ready to leave. RAVE: The ride should be pretty with all the leaves changing colors. RANT: I MISSED HOOKER'S TITS.
Rant: Well that was a surprise. Rave: Substantial pay rise. A good soul keeps The Idiot Board afloat, and I have the day off tomorrow.
Rant: hate on Dane Cook all you want, but the dude was right in complaining about the evils of an itchy asshole. You people with rent due and sick kids can't possibly understand my troubles right now.
Rant: Purchase history on our DirectTV box: 1. The Watchmen 2. Naughty MILFS Nextdoor Xposed I didn't buy it, and the only other ones that live in this home are my parents....... I need to get the hell out of this house. Rave: Just got a full-time bartending job at a Dave and Buster's. Looks like I'll be getting the hell out of this house soon. Rave: Glad to see all the old, familiar avatars on this board.
Rant: Overslept for 12 hours and missed two important classes. Rave: Slept 12 hours and missed two classes.
Rave: Spending a few days in and around Minneapolis visiting customers for my current job and doing an odd final interview with the new potential job. Rave: New potential job picked up my room for the week, a sweet suite in the downtown renaissance district. Rant: For an awesome modern loft suite this place has the worst televisions... a pair of 20" old school Zenith's. To make matters worse they don't have the FX network so no SoA for me tonight!
Rant: I miss the rep point system. Not for the points, but for the comments. I've already had 20 or so instinctive urges to leave a rep comment, but can't. I suppose I could just use a PM, but that's a lot of fucking around just to say "that's what she said".
Rant: Fucking OChem. Rant: My study habits fucking suck, since I've never truly studied a day in my life. Rant: I still have no Sailor Jerry in the house. FUCK. Rave: Taking the kids to get pumpkins tomorrow!
Rant: I am completely broke. As in too broke to buy beer broke. I've been eating top ramen all week. I'm getting really sick of it. Rave: My paycheck comes into my account at midnight tonight! Guess who's gonna be at the liquor store at 12:01?
Rave: Wow, what a weird few weeks in internet land, but by Tuesday night, all's well again. Rave: Booty, Boobie, and Military Threads up already! Here's to the start of an awesome board.
Rant: You frigging jackasses; I advertise the "Report Post" button and I get 5 reports... on my post.
Last night, 8 weeks after delivering a 12lbs baby the wife finally decided she was ready for sex. 3 times.
Rant: I have two midterms tomorrow, back to back, one of which is for a class I haven't yet handed the essay into and the other for a class where I have the essay due the next day. FML