RAVE: Getting some tonight. RANT: First day of the curse. RAVE: I got this text after telling him there is no God thanks to the curse arriving four days early: "I have a towel, we'll use it, you're hot and sexy and I want that body on top of me." Well played, sir. I plan to fuck you senseless for your uninhibited mature attitude toward female cycles.
Rant: Taxes Rave: Managed to squeeze about 800 bucks out of the Feds. We are pretty uninteresting financially, and all we overpaid by was that much. Enjoy the huge amount you get to keep, assholes. Also, please keep providing me services.
College classes are so fucking frustrating sometimes. I need this Secondary Ed degree to do all shit I want to but Christ can professors be full of shit. Should I feel guilty for feeling like this is a big stupid game?
Rave: Found a place to ball around here. Rant: The court kinda sucks (CAC if you're from the Boston area) and I'm pretty sure I"m getting sick. Thus my aching chest, hours afterwards. Rave: Giving them buckets. All day. Let's get it.
Rave: I'm cooking this weekend. Both days. Well, both evenings. Making a bunch of stuff to freeze. So far chicken enchiladas and stuffed green peppers are made. Up next is spaghetti sauce, mini lasagnas and maybe slow cooker chicken with artichokes. Rave: The Black Keys on Austin City Limits tonight. Woot! Rant: The cold. My god, the cold...
Rave: I have ribs. They are yummalicious. Rant: I did not get to go to Bone Daddy's with The Guy and My Nine Year Old. While there, MNYO face planting in one of the waitresses' poonannies. Apparently he dropped his fork, and when we went down to pick it up, he stood up and totally planted his face in her Y. Serious rant: What the fuck happened to the Boy Scouts of America? I remember when being a Boy Scout was like...respectable...and serious...organization to be a part of. Now? Jesus fuck. I work with these kids on a regular basis. The ONLY vagina these guys are going to see is the one wrapped around their neck on their day of birth. A more socially maladjusted group of kids I have NEVER met. Gross. And they and their leaders are all creepyleering at my ass. Ick.
RANT: Had to miss one of my best friend's birthday party tonight because of hockey. The team won, the bus is lively and we just watched The Town, but I'd still rather be with my friends getting silly. RAVE: Blake Lively. Need I say more?
Rave: Picked up a 2nd hand jetski and had a ball on it today, it's awesome fun. Heading out again on Wednesday for Australia day. Rant: Dry spell is killing me and spending all day on the water is not helping me meet new women. Fingers crossed I meet a nice lady soon.
Rave: Played an awesome show. Couldn't have gone any better, except for somehow the after party didn't happen because everyone just went different places and then said "fuck it." I'll have to collect my winnings (virginities) later.
Rant: So cold outside that the pooch's normal 5 minute lope around the yard to do his morning business was cut down to 1 minute. Even he knows it's cold as fuck out. Rave: There is no way I'm driving for my Sunday coffee, conversation and bagel sandwich. So I decided to dig into some leftover homemade chicken pot pie. Rant: My breakfast and my dog's look oddly similar
Rant/Rave: Happy birthday to me. I hit the quarter century mark lets see what happens in the next 25 years.
Rant: Witnessed a guy have a seizure at excalibur last night in vegas. Scary shit. Rave: Myself and a great German girl stabilized him and hopefully the guy is ok. Rant: We were both threatened with arrest while trying to make sure this guy didn't fucking die. His airway was blocked already and the stupid fucking security guards rolled the guy on his back while he was still shaking like fish out of the water. We were then kicked out of the hotel/casino and told not to return. I have no idea what actually ended up happening to the guy, but I called 911 so I'm hoping the real paramedics took care of everything. I will never be staying at any place owned or operated by MGM again after seeing the way their employees handled that. As the girl and I were leaving I heard one of the security guards telling the guy he was fine and just to go back to his room. Unfuckingbelievable.
Rave: My apartment hunting is going really well (found an awesome place to check out soon) and I am sticking to my time plan. I should be the hell out of Springfield by the end of March. Can't wait to get out of this place. Rant: Have a bad case of laryngitis. My voice is pretty much gone and throat feels like I swallowed broken glass.
RANT/RAVE: One year overdue I finally scheduled a check up with a cardiologist. RANT: It's been a long while since I've worked out so I'm worried how it might go. I don't really feel like getting cut open again. RAVE: I honestly feel great other than being out of shape.