Rave: I won't make this a rant because I don't want to sound like even more of an asshole, but there are an inconvenient number of attractive women clamoring for my attention. I'm TRYING to SCIENCE here, Jesus!
Rant: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK My god damn video card just shit the bed on me. Fucking thing is expensive, and my only replacement is 1300km away. FUCK
Rave: Hockey game was good tonight. Rave: Drinking Crown Royal tonight. Getting hammered. Rant: Fuking hiccups. Making me feel drunker than I really am.
Rave: <a class="postlink" href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/04/14/book-of-mormon-south-park-broadway/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/04/14/book- ... -broadway/</a> Yes. I can't wait to see how much controversy that starts.
RAVE: Had dinner cooked for me by a beautiful woman last night. RAVE: Her moving your arm so she can lay against you and put your arm around her. Leave me alone, I like things like that. RAVE: Sex! RANT: Something bothers me about the US version of Top Gear. It just doesn't seem right, I think it's Adam Ferrara that bothers me.
Rave: Back on the dating horse. Rave: He's basically the the sweetest nerd I've ever met. It was nice to be able to unleash my full dorkery without fear that he would run away screaming. And he likes cats. And he thinks I'm funny. And we talked for six hours without realizing that we talked for six hours. Also, his comic book collection is BOSS. Rant: Who the fuck leaves a hickey after the age of 21?! Seriously, this fucker is massive and I don't own enough turtlenecks to make it through the week without introducing this huge lovebite to the rest of the world. Rave: But, um, it was a super hot makeout. Rant: HICKEY. GAHHHHHHHHH I'm too old for this shit.
Rave: Flying to Austin tomorrow for a follow-up job interview on Tuesday that I've been told is "basically a formality" and more for my benefit to meet everyone. Rave: If I get the job, I'll be making enough money to rent a place downtown in my favorite US City. Rant: I just moved 6 months ago and am not looking forward to packing my life up again. Moving is gonna be 'spensive, and if they don't agree to reimburse my relocation expenses, I'm gonna be in debt for a while. Haven't had any debt in 3 years, fucking hate it.
RAVE: The girl asking "What the hell was that" in an exhauseted breathy voice. RANT: The next 3 days are going to suck. Hell here I come!
RANT: FUCK! Does anyone else ever a weird pain/general feeling of discomfort in their back, where it feels like something just needs to pop? It's not in my spine, it's in my ribs or something a few inches over from my spine... I don't know if it's just a muscle thing, or if something does need to pop, or what, but it's bothering the living hell out of me.
Rant Yup, I'm a shithead. Fucked the ex this afternoon. Rave She got a brazilian a few days ago, and she told me, "I hate you".
Rave: Sometimes something funny sets an awesome tone for the day. This morning while getting the pets their food my 75lb puppy decided to chase my 12lb mainecoon mix cat across the living room, into the kitchen, and down the hallway. 10 seconds later they came back the other way at twice the speed... except the cat was chasing the dog and swatting him in the ass.