(Late) Rave: I came home last night stoned and horny as a ruttin' mule. Amazingly the boobie thread had a couple of new posts, score!
Rave: I just had the best post-Thanksgiving session on the can, ever. I feel 15 pounds lighter and 5x more agile. Rant: Having a mild case of Crohn's on Thanksgiving blows. However, it was kept in check pretty well today.* *luckily, if I'm going to have a big meal, all I have to do is take some tums beforehand to balance that shit out.
rant thanksgiving alone sucks. It's not the same eating Hungry Man tv-dinner turkey XL platter and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. rave the Packers and Horns won today, along with a case of beer. Which makes today a great day in the end. Gotta love it. National Championship here we come! Colt for Heisman!
Rave- best Thanksgiving ever!! No conflicts, arguements, or drama. Much unconditional love, and the Cowboys and Horns won. Rant- My certifiably psychotic soon to be ex wife took our kids to New York for Thanksgiving, where she and her equally fucked up mother - the same bitch that pointed a revolver at my head - undoubtably spent every penny in their names. Rave- I'm single again, and that harem of booty calls that I'm putting together is coming together nicely. Thank GOD for vasectomies!!!! Rave - going to a fucking awesome wedding in Austin, for an awesome friend, going to party my ass off this weekend.
Rave: Thanksgiving went off without a hitch. All the food came out great, the apps I made got sucked up quicker than $1 off the stage at a strip club and there weren't any fisticuffs between anyone for a change. Rave: 3 days till a much deserved vacation Rave: The movie Funny People. Wasn't expecting much but it was really good. Funny and a little touching, perfect for a rainy Thanksgiving night.
Overdue Rave: Niagara Falls kicked ass. Staying in a hotel was awesome, especially because a hockey team also had a ton of rooms booked on our floor. Rave: Spiced chai. Rant: Miniscule cough accompanied with slight fever and suddenly no one will come near me. C'mon people, it's not the swine.
Rave: I have convinced many of my friends to pass on family Christmas for once in their meaningless little lives and come to the bar for a massive Christmas drinkathon at the best bar in town (the Cambie, for those of you that know Vancouver). 11am to whenever we get kicked out. Who knows how many will actually show, but it'll be cool either way. Rant: I was supposed to be going away for Christmas like usual, but my friend bailed AGAIN. Sorry Whitehorse, maybe next year. Rave: At least I still have my Europe trip in February to look forward to, and I've pretty much booked the whole thing now. Stockholm, Riga, Berlin, Budapest, London, Leeds, Brussels, Amsterdam, Reykjavik. Can't wait. Rave: It's admittedly a longshot, but there's a chance I'll be in Sweden when/if Canada plays them in Olympic hockey. Nothing's better than me wearing a Team Canada jersey in enemy territory when your team kicks the shit out of one of it's biggest rivals. I hear the Swedes are friendly people, so hopefully they go easy on me. If not, I'm willing to smash them with Ikea furniture and throw meatballs. Bring it, Sweden.
Rant FUCK CHEMISTRY FUCK FUCK FUCK IT. I have just wasted almost 3 years on a degree I fucking hate. Why didn't I just change degrees after first year when I realised I hated it. Why am I such a dickhead? FUCK.
Rant: Shittiest Thanksgiving break ever. I've been sick for most of it, can hardly eat anything, and it's so hard to fall asleep now.
Rant: For the third time in a row thanksgiving at the gf's place. Different girlfriend each time, because we always seem to break up soon after turkey day. And now I'm alone, in Boston, and though usually I have a solid group of friends, everyone is gone for thanksgiving break.
Rantrave?: Well, turns out I'm a retard and haven't taken my thyroid meds in about 5 days. Probably explains why I feel like such shit. I'm so dumb.
Rant: Come the fuck on UConn, that was pathetic. Couldn't hit a shot and couldn't rebound. Rant: Of course it had to happen against God damn Duke. Rant: Seriously refs, why don't you just get on your knees and blow all the Duke players if you are going to call a game like that.
Rant: I know I shouldn't be complaining about having too much work in a recession, but god damn... I was really looking forward to the weekend, then an hour and a half before quitting time today I find out I'm working tomorrow! I was really looking forward to getting high and playing video games all day, but waking up at 5:40 am and doing back breaking labour for 9 hours is almost as good.
Rave: I purchased one of those Harmony One remote controls for myself since it was on sale at Best Buy. Hell, the thing is awesome. Works with all my components and was really easy to setup. Having my TV, receiver, DirecTV box, all that turn on, set to ESPN, right when I start up is awesome. Major Fucking Rant: Gopher hockey lost 6-0 to Michigan tonight. I couldn't watch it was so bad. Minnesota hockey (both pro and college) has made me completely depressed this year. At least I have the Vikes to distract me for the time being.
Rave: Picked up Philalawyer's book earlier this week, very happy I went out and bought it instead of waiting for Christmas. Rant: My head hurts. Rant? Rave?: I had no clue there were so many Canadians on the board until I read the Thanksgiving Drunk thread. My apologies to our neighbors to the north.
Rave: I can still read schematics! I was bored this evening and decided I needed another Franks Box to amuse me. A few hours later I had one. I'm not sure if I believe all the hocus pocus hype, but strange things can happen when you use one. The one I had before scared the bloody fuck out of my 20 year old niece and made her cry: (The white lines on her pants is where she sprayed herself wit OFF!. She was terrified when I told her about chiggers.) Sorry to disappoint many of you, but the bed of my truck is not littered with empties and shell casings. Most nights. I do however see a gas can, an empty hydraulic fluid bucket and a big fucking chain along with other hillbilly artifacts. I believe the blue thing is an old electrical box and on the far left appear to be empties. The rest of the crap I have no idea. Back on track: Rant: The Franks box was boring tonight. I may have to go back out in my old cotton field with my new one and see if I can get it to act up again.
Rant/Rave? 2000 words down on a 3000 word essay done ... due yesterday. Which is 2000 more words than I'd written when I made the above rant. Unfortunately I've got work in 2 hours so have to stop writing, hopefully electronic submission page will still be up after I finish work, and finish the freaking essay. If anyone knows anything about molecular full-adders feel free to pm me, and include references.
RAVE: Got a free 32GB iPhone today. Being a Telus customer for 14 years has its perks, it seems. RAVE: Also bought a new laptop today for my Win32 development. It's amazing what $2k can get you these days. MEGA RAVE: Major party last night after work, as we finally integrated our new server shit into the official branch of the game we're developing. It was a HUGE deal, as most people didn't think we could do it, never mind in 4 months. UBER MEGA RAVE: Got some of the squarest, nerdiest guys you'll ever meet absolutely shit-faced last night. As in puking-in-the-stalls-and-recounting-failed-anal-sex-attempts drunk. All while sporting the classy Movember staches. Monday morning at the office is going to be fucking hilarious for most of us, incredibly embarrassing for a few.
RANT:Holy fucking shit, thank god Thanksgiving break is only 5 days. I'd rather have my nose to the grindstone than my mother try to stuff her self-righteousness down my throat. I can't wait to go back--I don't give a SHIT how much work that entails, as long as I'm not in this household. Rave:Thank the lord the family is doing fine. We are still as dysfunctional as ever, but at least everyone is pretty healthy (knock on wood). Rant:My mother is currently drunk, telling me that I am typing on the devil's machine. There's no point in even responding to anything she says right now. Anyone who has been through this (drunk mom or not), feel free to PM me with ways to put up with her.