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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Jimmy James

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    Rant: I'm pretty sure God hates my Escape too. I got a call from the dealer informing me that the financing didn't go through. My options include going to the bank and trying for a loan (which I told them to cancel because I thought I was getting a great rate from the fucking dealer), take it up the ass and have my interest rate essentially double and eat top ramen until the loan is paid off, or see if I can't swap it for something else (unlikely).
     
  2. zwtipp05

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    RANT: I'm apparently quite gifted at saying stupid shit.
     
  3. Beer Me

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    Rant: Fixing my sister's laptop with Windows Vista - it took 12 hrs just to update it somehow, like cmon?! Didn't have time to install Linux or anything - but in the end - I wouldve been done far sooner if I did something rather than re-install Vista.
    Rave: She's a spoiled bitch but she gave me a 6 of Sam Adams Winter Lager for it. Something she'd never do. I'd rather have La fin du monde but apparently Boston Beer Co likes Saskatchewan barley, so I'm A-O-K with that
    Rave: Saskatchewan Roughriders losing Grey cup. I dislike football and hearing "Riders gunna win duh cup" for last 11 months makes me happy to see them lose.
    Rant: I still miss the Winnipeg Jets.
     
  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Rant/Rave?- So Ive been focusing much more on the job hunt the past few weeks. I had an interview for a international school that I wasnt qualified for last week. Today I got a response for a marketing job where the job listing tactfully forgot to mention their company sells SEX TOYS. Im in between following up with it. It really would be interesting to see how you market fuck toys to chinese people. On the other hand as far as advancing a career I don't even know that I could list it on my resume. I mean I guess I could tactfully leave off the same information they did right?

    Rant- Checking through some of my drunk text I realized why my prospective hook up isn't returning any text/calls. Nothing too bad, just a pestering/annoying and a little weird (nothing sexual...).
     
  5. Allord

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    Rave: Got me an interview for a job that's right at the crux of two of my biggest interests, in my college town, for increased pay than I'm getting now, for what seems to be less work, and an actual guaranteed year of employment, should I get the job. Also I know half the people doing the hiring, and they know my current boss and how much she loves me and the quality of my work, so I figure that, in addition to the fact that I'm highly qualified to do the job, should increase my chances. Needless to say I'm pretty fucking stoked about that.

    Rave: Funny side-note, if I nab this position it will be the third job I've gotten in the same building. In fact, it'll be the third job I've gotten on the same floor of this building. It'll also continue the trends of more pay for less intense work, among other things, so there's a lot of patterns here. But all the jobs have been for different labs working under different grants and different head researchers.

    Rave: If I get this job I'll be able to afford an apartment in town, as opposed to couch surfing as I've been doing. My life will be a lot easier then.

    Rant? I'm too tired to remember if there was anything worth ranting about, so I guess that makes this a Rave

    Rant: I hope I get this job.
     
  6. scootah

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    Rant: Fuck insomnia. 3 nights running.
     
  7. Jimmy James

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    Rant: Yep. God hates my vehicle as much as you all do. My foot slipped off the brake and I slammed into another car. My brand new vehicle is now undriveable.

    Uh rave? At least the financing went through ok.
     
  8. Frebis

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    Rant: Women.

    I've recently taken up internet dating, which has caused me to meet, and go out with plethora of girls with more issues than I care to count.

    I found one I kinda like. I've been out with her a few times. She called me today, practically crying because she was jealous of something. She knew I was talking to other girls. I told her I was, because we weren't in a relationship, and had never discussed exclusivity. Apparently she can't deal with that, and that makes her jealous. Even though she agreed we were not in a relationship. It's funny, I kinda liked her before now.

    Double Rant: It made me feel bad. Telling her I was seeing other people. That must mean I have feelings for her. I fucking hate feelings.
     
  9. Natty

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    DrFrylock Edit: Removed at the request of the poster.

    To Natty: Think before you post, mmkay?
    To everyone else: No bitching about removing the post, please.
     
  10. Marburg

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    Rave: Already rubbed one out to Natty's sister...

    Rant: Pulmonology starts tmmrw.... fuck that's gonna suck being lumped back into the slave labor pool at the main hospital. It's going to be COPD all god damn day with the same lecture to every patient about quitting smoking.

    Rave: This puts me all the closer to the end of the year and leaving this craptastic town!

    Rant: That month of studying for my last licensing test dropped my max bench total down 25 pounds.

    Rave: At least now I get to try to nail me some hot young naive nursing students since I'm back in the main hospital!
     
  11. Dcc001

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    Rave: My doctor has finally seen what the problem is. He has agreed that I need surgery; he's even gone one step further and suggested bringing in another specialist because my symptoms are so odd and atypical. This is a relief to me; every ER doc I've seen has referred me to one specialty, and they invariably refer me to another. Sounds like both will be present in the OR.

    Rant: Tentative date is in MARCH. Welcome to public health care, kids. Form a line behind the building.

    Ravt: I convinced a friend to sign up for a boot camp with me. All bodyweight stuff using a TRX system. It's a bad sign when your arms won't allow you to shift into reverse as you leave the gym, right?
     
  12. Diablo

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    RAVE: VS Fashion show!!!!!!! (The show might even deserve it's own thread complete with pictures)

    Rave: Girls like Natty's sister who feel it necessary to take nekkid pictures of themselves. Nice ass!!
     
  13. Natty

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    Mods, can't delete but I need to take the high road here. Per board rules, I feel compelled to at least alert my sister that she's naked on the internet ASAP as she might not have a clue. I posted this out of frustration and amazement, subsequently I think I need to shower. Please remove, unless specified otherwise.

    Thanks, Natty.
     
  14. Beefy Phil

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    Rave About My Brain: It would never occur to me to actively accelerate the spread of naked pictures of my sister around the Internet.

    Jesus sisterfucking Christ, this place is weird.
     
  15. whathasbeenseen

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    Rave: Right click, Save As, In before Mods. The internet is wonderful, weird, creepy and spanktastic.
     
  16. Allord

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    Rave: I'm fucking geeking out that both my status says "Banned" AND my rep is "404"

    Holy shit, nerd overload.
     
  17. jennitalia

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    Rant: Movember is coming to an end. I can no longer salivate over (as many) men with beautiful, beautiful dusters.
     
  18. hotwheelz

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    Rave: May have finally found someone that can hook me up with a girl.
     
  19. Danger Boy

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    Rave:I don't suck at life.

    Rave: I don't have a little sister.
     
  20. JoeCanada

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    RAVE: It's only a matter of time before we find nudes of Natty's mom, I can feel it.

    There's a naked party on the internet and all of Natty's female relatives are invited!