Rant: My gums are fucked up again. [this is a semi-regular occurance, and happens regardless of how well I treat my mouth] Rave: Paycheque yesterday... Rant: Bank Balance 0 again after paying towards all my debts Rave: Only two more paycheques of having to do that. Rave: Getting a rifle for Christmas.
Thats a scary sequence of events. Rant: Slept through 2 out of 3 football games I wanted to watch yesterday from the turkey/wine coma. Rave: Heading to Newport, RI today. Baller.
Holy shit I didn't even notice the implications of that Rave: free wheel swap on my car. Rave: Not, yknow, going to do anything as unpleasant as that previous post would infer.
Rant: People who have absolutely no elevator etiquette. Elevated Rant: People who have TOO MUCH elevator etiquette. I appreciate you holding the elevator door for me. That's a nice gesture. It's kind of pointless, though, when you're holding the door by STANDING IN IT. Hold it as much as you want. I can't walk past you when you're right fucking there. Rave: A nice, quiet weekend with no excessive Christmas shopping and no obligations. Going to leave the office in just over an hour, pass through The Beer Store and then do jack shit until Monday morning. Very much looking forward to it.
Rave: We bought a house this year, and now I get to put up Christmas Lights. I've helped my dad a few times, but never put lights up myself. This will involve climbing up on my roof for the first time since we've owned the house. I'm also not sure how many lights we need. I did some quick measurements and estimates, and came to about 100 feet. Seems like a lot, but what do I know. Our house is fairly big, and with a 3-car garage, there is a lot of roof line to cover. Rant: It will be a pain in the ass because of how our roof line runs. There are multiple peaks, and covering them all would be overkill, so I'm really not sure what I'm doing. Looks good and makes our house somewhat distinctive from the neighbors, but also makes hanging Christmas Lights a pain. Rant: Also have a thing about heights. Went to climb on the roof today and decided not to at the last minute. "It is because it is cold and windy," I kept telling myself, "not because I'm a giant pussy." Rave: Inside is almost done being decorated. Christmas Tradition number 1 down: Put up Christmas Tree while watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Win. Rant: I honestly have no idea where to hang the stockings. I've looked all over our living room, and I've got nothing. When I said this aloud, my wife got all snarky and accused me of 'worrying too much.' I wasn't worried, I was making an observation. They'll get hung up somewhere, just not sure where yet. They're pretty much all we have left inside, anyway. Rant: She made me buy tampons for her this morning. Fuck, I hate doing that, although it does explain her bitchy remarks all day.
RAVE: 36 hours of part double time part time and a half at work RANT: Have to go back tomorrow for a 24.. meh its money RAVE: Vegas with buddies in 2 weeks RANT: 2 Weeks RAVE: BOOZE
Rave: Hahahaha!! Boise loses! Go jerk off with your own tears on your stupid blue field! I don't have to hear you whine for another year about how you should play in the national championship game! Ha!
Rave: Its fucking over! Rant: Drove 1500km of a 2000km drive in a small car, with a friend who is wonderful in small doses, but is a raving thundercunt in excess. Couldn't beat her to death with a shovel Rave: Its fucking over! Rant: didn't bring my laptop with me (flying home on a cheap airline, too much hassle) - so forced to use public internet kiosk in airport. Rave: No filters. In the middle of the waiting area for flights, I can browse fetish sites and porn. Rant:/Rave?Not creepy enough to actually browse porn Rant:/Rave?While I'm browsing borderline fetish personals websites, the people behind me are getting balled out by security for taking photos of each other. Apparently they're too close to the security screening queues and the photos might be used by fucking terrorists to figure out the screening process - because there's actually someone alive who knows what airline food tastes like, who needs photos to figure that shit out. Rave:The forced groping hasn't been instituted here. Rant:If it is, they probably won't give me a job doing it.
Rave: Awesome seats at the Mavs/Heat game tonight! Rave: Boise State lost. Watching the end of that game made my night. Rave: Bedlam.
Rave: My birthday is tomorrow! I'll be 27. I feel kind of old. Rave: Already promised bday sex. He also said he'd tie me up, which he has refused to do for the last year. So that's a plus. Rave: Brother got a 5 page article in Muscle & Fitness. I'm super proud of him. Rant: I have a barrel chest because of my heart, so I can't find a winter coat that fits. I have to shop at the Fat store and they're tight across my boobs and I'm swimming in them everywhere else. I give up, I'll just be cold.
Rave: Christmas lights are up. Only used 4 of the 6 boxes of lights we bought yesterday. We did get a timer, though, so I don't have to worry about turning them on and off every night. Rant: Cold as fuck, and I can't feel my hands or feet. Rave: Hot shower.
Rave: Snowboarding was awesome last night. Today, great run and lift session. I'm primed up for tonight. W Hotel in the Foshay, Manny's for dinner, Holidazzle parade with the girl I'm dating. The words "lingerie" and "vibrating cock ring" were mentioned. I love naughty doctors. Rant: Absolutely nothing.
Rave: UConn won today, if they win next they win the Big East and get the BCS bid to the Fiesta Bowl.
Rant: damn you Spike tv for showing star wars "marathon" out of order. Just when you should have shown a new hope, you go and show the cinematic abortion that is phanton menace. Fuck you and your children.
Rant: Got a letter today indicating that I owe a bunch of money to a collection agency for an account with Heritage First USA (sounds like a white pride group). Here is the difficulty. I have had one credit card in my life, and I owe 0 dollars on it now. Chalk this one up to my sister.