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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Maltob14

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    Rant: A fuck ton of McDonalds for lunch.

    MEGA RANT: Not being able to use public bathrooms and being stuck here for the next 2 hours. This is gonna be a photo finish.
     
  2. Guy Fawkes

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    Rave: I love fall cleaning when it comes to business. From the middle of November through December I make myself put a couple of customers on the "more trouble than they're worth" list and pass them down to someone else. I really love it when they put themselves on there and two did it today. Adios.

    Rave: New (to me) truck arrives tomorrow. Taking the day off in celebration and bringing it to my mechanic for inspection. If all checks out I'll be hauling 6,000lbs of granite slabs with it tomorrow night.

    Rant: High winds took out a dead limb on an oak tree and smashed it through some second story windows at my storage building. Of course it's even windier today and the fucking glass guys are being pussies about climbing up to replace the windows.

    Rave: Illegal workers who will climb up on second story and screw plywood in place in 40mph winds. (He was legal when I hired him... at least he told me he was)
     
  3. lust4life

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    Rave: Made the deadline on module 3 for the work project with a day to spare. What a relief to get that over with. By far, the most intense module of the project.

    Rant: Unfortunately, not nearly as productive with my school work, hence I'll be bring the MacBook Pro with me to Cancun so I can: 1) finish my paper on schizophrenia and edit the hell out of the 11 pages I already have written; 2) create powerpoint presentation on said paper; 3) write a literature review on three research articles on the efficacy of neurofeedback in heroin addiction treatment; 4) write a brief paper on implementing a piece of assistive technology for a particular disability and 5) write the powerpoint presentation for my group project's program evaluation.

    Rave: At least I'll be doing all that writing on a balcony overlooking the Carribbean. I want a turkey burrito for Thanksgiving.
     
  4. Frank

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    RAVE: Awesome lunch today paid for by another company.

    RANT: It was pretty damn unhealthy and caused me to miss my afternoon workout, but I'm somehow starving right now and it's not even 5. How is this possible?
     
  5. Bob Trousers

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    It's officially over. Fuck. She's amazing and I wish her all the best. Here's to not being able to sleep.
     
  6. zyron

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    Rant: You know what I am already really fucking tired about hearing about. Prince William getting married. Who gives a fuck.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Rant: I have the easiest haircut in the world. How in the name of Skydiving Judy Dench do you screw up a number 5 all over? Did I say spin me away from the mirror and go crazy with your little trimmer above my forehead before I have a chance to say stop? No, I did not.
     
  8. scootah

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    Rave: So Very Amused
    Rant: Even somewhere like San Fran, there's still actually work for a vigilante group with no purpose other than protecting gay men from hate crime.
     
  9. Fernanthonies

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    Rant: So it just occurred to me a couple days ago that I really miss living alone but the lease on our rental house won't be up again until August.
     
  10. Nettdata

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    RAVE: Surprise manicure and pedicure for my birthday. I felt bad for the little Asian girl who had to deal with my feet. Call me Scrat. Hooker Red toes for the win.
     
  11. E. Tuffmen

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    RAVE: Natalie Portman's Ass.


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  12. Dcc001

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    Rant: I went to my doctor two days ago to get some nutritional councilling. I have a pretty good idea of what to eat; I just needed a kick in the ass. An hour and a half spent talking to him revealed his strong suspicion that my liver is not functioning properly. He noted that I looked "pale, with a greenish/yellow complexion", that I was bloated and that quite a few of some random symptoms I've had pointed towards liver/gall bladder issues.

    Rant: Two more (separate) times in the last 48 hours someone has exclaimed something to the effect of "Jeez, you look really pale." The words that keep being repeated are "yellow," "jaundiced," "green"....

    Rant: I had no inkling that there was a problem. I seriously thought I was 100% recovered from the malaria.
     
  13. Primer

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    Rant: It's been two days without running water. My roommate, who bought this house, needed to replace the drainage pipe going out to the sewer. Unfortunately, the people he hired are fucking morons and take their time. I've been going to my friends or parents places to shower but have to make the trek to somewhere else to just use the washroom. They're still not finished, what the fuck.

    On top of that, my room is constantly cold.

    Rant 2: I have, what feels like, a constant hangover. It's terrible.
     
  14. fleafly

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    RANT: It's been one of the longest weeks on site I've ever had.

    RAVE: I only plan on being at the bank till 11 tomorrow, then it's off to ATL for some fun in the afternoon.

    RAVE: Tomorrow at 5am it will be 3 days without a smoke.

    RANT: I seriously need some form of self medication. I might have to buy some jack on the way back to the hotel.

    RANT: I haven't heard from her since yesterday. I really need help moving on.
     
  15. Jimmy James

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    I can either have sex with a slumpbuster or watch the new bluray movies I picked up. FML.
     
  16. TX.

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    Rant: I'm adding on to my certification. The deadline to take the exam had to be pushed up 2 months because of my surgery. So due to it and finals, I'm going to have 4 solid weeks of lab practical exams, final exams, and practical and written certification exams. And, I have my surgery 48 hours after I finish the last one. It will be a miracle if I don't get sick through that. I tend to get sick during final exams. That's so not an option this semester. I hate my life for the next month or so.

    Rant: My ankle has gotten worse. Before, it only bothered me when I walked around a bit or tried to dorsiflex or plantarflex. Now it hurts constantly and wakes me up in the middle of the night. I wish I could have painkillers.

    Rave? I guess this means that I'm 100% ready for this operation. I'd have it tomorrow if I could. P.S. I'm switching insurance companies right after my surgery. I hope their building catches fire and burns to the ground. Pieces of shit. I hate insurance companies.

    Rave: I get to rehab at no charge.

    Rave: In a little over a month this will all be over. Exams taken, surgery had, hopped up on painkillers and taking it easy for a few weeks.
     
  17. IAmWillIAm

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    Fuck food poisoning
     
  18. Allord

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    Rant: Girl from last weekend fucking casually flaked on me again despite everything. Fucking bitch. I've decided to cut off contact and stop wasting my time on her.

    Rave: Monday night I went for a walk because I couldn't concentrate at work because I was still fairly angry about that whole thing. Ran into a girl I used to work with and scored a date for Friday. Awesome. Then when I got back to work a different girl shot me a message and I got another date Saturday night.

    Rave: Lose one, gain two. A net profit has been made here, which pleases me.

    Rant: I've been waiting for the weekend since Monday, fuck it's been a long week.

    Rave: Apparently my car will finally be ready for pickup tomorrow.

    Rant: I'll believe it when I see it. Fucking delays.
     
  19. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    Rave: Q: "Why do you have abs and I don't?" A: You do have abs. You just have a layer of fat covering them, and I don't.
     
  20. whathasbeenseen

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    Rave: Natalie Portman's Ass in a .gif

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