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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. mekka

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    Mekka Jr, I'm not old. I am slightly stressed and was slightly drunk, but I have been more stressed and more drunk on different occasions and you worked fine.

    So why, oh why, did you choose tonight to decide to not fucking work for over an hour while a hot, naked girl decided to lay in my bed wanting to do nothing but fuck?

    Rave: She stayed anyway until I was finally ready to rock, and held no grudge.

    Rave: She made a joke about it that made me laugh. I'm convinced it was good natured because like I said, she waited for over an hour.

    Her - Are you going to beat him for this later?
    Me - No, hopefully that won't be necessary.
    Her - Yeah well it's going to be necessary in a few different ways if he doesn't get his act together soon.
     
  2. effinshenanigans

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    Rant: Yesterday was the first time I was on the other side of employee termination. It sucked to have to do it around the holidays, but it needed to be done because the guy is a jackass...

    Rant ...he's a huge jackass that doesn't understand trademark infringement or intellectual property. Litigation is forthcoming.

    Rave: Had lunch at the Yale Club in NYC and ordered the Club Sandwich. It's the first time I've eaten something so...literal.
     
  3. Guy Fawkes

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    Rant: Day Two of the Great "Dead Week". Nearly every customer is out of the office, no one returns phone calls or emails, everyone rightfully wants to be left alone till Turkey Time.

    Rave: Tuesday is Friday for me this week.

    Rave: I decided to go with an Irish coffee this morning to make the day go by a little faster.
     
  4. cargasm66

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    RAVE: Leaving at 5:30PM today to go gamble away my savings account in Vegas. I won't be back until after Turkey Day.

    RANT: I still have a shit-ton of work to get done before the plane takes off. Why is it that my to-do list always grows exponentially before I leave for vacation?

    RANT: I have the spicy shits after wings + spicy pizza last night. Why, God, WHY do you make spicy foods so delicious, but so painful the next morning???
     
  5. Nettdata

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    RANT: House almost burned down due to lightning strikes last week. Breakers melted in the panel, sockets fused together, and all sorts of other shit. Jacuzzi motor also shorted out and is now a big lump.

    RANT: 3 days of no power, phone, or internet.

    RANT: A few small appliances were toasted as well, and the main breaker didn't trip as it was supposed to.

    RANT: Just finished getting fucked up the ass by the electrician. Didn't even kiss me first. Insurance isn't covering it for some stupid reason I don't feel like fighting.

    RANT: Rep implementation delays are pissing me off. So whoever is doing that, get your fucking shit together. Oh... that's me. My bad.

    RANT: There are a few really stupid people at work.

    RAVE: I once again have power, internet, and heat. I also just got the idiots' boss to get them off my project.

    RAVE: Venison shepherd's pie in the oven, and a nice beer for lunch. Working from home rocks.
     
  6. E. Tuffmen

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    RAVE: I LOVE Angelina Jolie. I loved her before, but this makes it so much better.
     
  7. manihack

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    Rave: Clogged a public toilet.

    Rave: With my courtesy flush. Amazing.
     
  8. cllrbone11

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    Rave: Just kicked ass in the interview for a potential summer job. I find out on Monday if it was enough.
    Rave: Going home in an hour for Thanksgiving break. I'm excited to see my friends.
    Rant: I have to pack and clean the room before I leave and all I want to do is sit here and bask in the glory of the interview.
     
  9. redbullgreygoose

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    Rant: I can't leave for Thanksgiving until tomorrow. Our family dinner reservations are for four P.M. but I don't even know if I can be in by then. If I can, I'll have to go directly to the restaurant as soon as I get in.
     
  10. Diablo

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    RAVE: VEGAS tomorrow!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!! Strippers, booze, and gambling....probably won't be had since I'll be with family
    Rave: Vegas!!! anything can happen, so I shouldn't say that kind of stuff won't be had, I've always been the wild one in my family and known to make things happen.

    Rave: Making great headway on the retirement ceremony I'm planning, everything is working out pretty well right now.
     
  11. Racer-X

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    Rave: 5-day weekend. Woohoo!

    Rave: Fridge full of beer. Weekend drunk thread needs to start early this week.
     
  12. toytoy88

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    Is the IQ in this world dropping by leaps and bounds or what?

    FRANKFORT, Ky. - A Kentucky census worker found naked, bound with duct tape and hanging from a tree with “fed” scrawled on his chest killed himself but staged his death to make it look like a homicide, authorities said Tuesday.

    Ok, maybe that is plausible. Unlikely, but possible. Kind of like the guy they found dead in the road in my town with multiple stab wounds and they found the knife a couple hundred yards away with no blood trail. They ruled it a suicide. Apparently the dude stabbed himself repeatedly and then had enough strength to throw the knife 200 yards? If the fucker could throw anything 200 yards he should've been in the NFL with multiple life threatening stab wounds tossing Hail Mary's.

    Fucking brilliant work.

    Even the insane don't bind themselves with duct tape, scrawl shit across their chest and then hang themselves naked in a park.
     
  13. effinshenanigans

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    Rave: Getting out of work in 15 minutes, running some errands and meeting the girlfriend for lunch. Then, I'm in store for "an afternoon of sex" so I will have something to think about while I'm away for 6 days hunting. So much to be thankful for.

    Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone.
     
  14. kuhjäger

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    Rant: I hate this time of year at my job. I am a technician for consumer/professional optics, and we have a support line and emails to get directly to us, and when not working on fixing shit we work on the emails.

    At this time of year people decide to contact us, rather than sales or customer service with their "what should I get my 8 year old son. I know nothing about what you sell. I want to spend 100 bucks."

    It doesn't fucking matter people! You are looking to spend 100 bucks, so there are no differences in the products because they are all crap at that level. Just buy one, give it to your kid. Won't matter because your kid is going to use it twice, and get bored with it.

    I wish I could somehow screen the emails so I don't have to open one up thinking it is a hardware or software question, and have to reply to some cheap fuck who wants to give his kids a crappy gift.
     
  15. cdite

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    RAVE: Just saw a man who looked to be in his 30's try and jump a curb in my apt complex parking lot riding one of those bikes for kids that is supposed to look like a real dirt bike. He was going way too fast and just hit the curb and went over the handle bars, awesome.
     
  16. TX.

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    Rave: I'm officially off work/school for almost 48 hours! Some things could be better right now, but I have tons to be thankful for. Can't wait to eat some turkey and cranberry sauce. Happy Turkey Day, y'all!
     
  17. miss_c

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    RAVE: I know most of you are cat haters, but this afternoon I am picking up to ginger fluffball kittens!

    I am so excited I don't think I'm going to be able to contain myself until 5.00pm!
     
  18. p00g0blin

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    How cool is Wal-Mart...?

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    What? Apparently they have a hard time breathing above sea level.
     
  19. MadDocker

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    RAVE!!! Pre handover inspection booked for next Thursday! Should be in my new house the following weekend if everything goes smoothly.
     
  20. Pinkcup

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    Rant: Home three days and already the Mom Wars have begun.

    "Women can't be good Mommys if they work too. That's why Michelle Obama is a bad mother."--Pink Mom

    "Are you fucking serious? I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, but P.S. you're wrong." -Me

    Cue Mom pouting (I challenged her viewpoint.....how DARE I?!?!?!) and Dad trying to guilt me into apologizing.

    FUCK. THAT. NOISE. She may be 50 in 3 days, but a bitch needs to be told when she is dead fucking wrong. And she is DEAD. FUCKING WRONG. Time to learn differently, and if I'm the vehicle for that lesson so be it.