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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Sleeves

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    Rave: Many of my random ideas are starting to formulate and begin.

    RANT: Got cockblocked sooo hard saturday night.. I've been working on this chick for awhile and me and her ended up being in the attic by ourselves ( That's where the party was originally, it moved downstairs later that night) She straddled me, we made out for like 5 mins. I flipped her over on the futon and started to undo her belt, but I couldn't cause I had a beer in one hand and was to drunk too undo it with the other. She ripped it off and then... not 15 seconds later here comes her roommate and two friends from home trouncing up to the attic... she runs downstairs so i have nothing to do but sit there and chug the rest of my beer.

    Rave: Ended up with her in her roommates room for around 15 mins apparently.

    Rant: Was blacked out so I don't know what happened in there. She was too so i cant even find out, it was her 21st birthday.
    I didnt have any condoms so im really hoping we didnt do it. I dont even think I wouldve been able to get it up though so I should be safe.
     
  2. bucketheader

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    Rave: road tripping across the country is enlightening

    rant: and harsh; stripper stole $600 from me in new orleans

    rant: losing my mind

    rave: will be living in the city of angels soon
     
  3. Jimmy James

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    Rant/Rave: You know your parents are old when...
     

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  4. fishysticks

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    Rant: I waited too long to finally get my back piece (tattoo) finished, and now my artist has dropped off the face of the earth and I have to find a new one!
    Rave: At the best studio in the area, I found the guy who did my very FIRST tattoo.. who remembers me, has amazing work,and will probably cut me a decent deal.
    Rant: I worry that it's been so long since my last session that the whole thing will have to be re-done. More pain and more money! Ugh
     
  5. Diablo

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    RAVE!!: Took everyone's advice and got rid of the baggage that was my girlfriend. Thanks to all who dropped me a line about it. FREEDOM!!!

    Rave: One Sim tomorrow, then going out tomorrow night!! Thursday off!!
     
  6. Nothingdoing

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    Rave: Found a running partner and she is blonde and hot.

    Rave: Get on incrediably well with her and was flirting with her all night

    Rant: She is one of my good friend's sister and also has a boyfriend.

    Rant/Rave: Oh well I have no/reduced morals
     
  7. MadDocker

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    Rant: Bloody dog chewed the headlight and indicator wiring on my car. What a little bastard.
     
  8. BadBrains

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    RAVE: Happy 235th birthday Marines! Semper Fi.
     
  9. Allord

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    Rave/Rant: Yeah, I'm a narcissistic fuck, but in the end aren't we alllll?

    Rave: Used the search function (like a PRO, look at me mods! I know where it is!) and I searched my own name. It's good to know that even though I was gone for several months (or whatever it was) my spirit lived on and people even lamented my disappearance.

    Rave: God I'm such a narcissist, I'd make myself sick if I wasn't so awesome that I'm immune to self induced nausea. Is there anything I CAN'T do?

    Rant: Well, sleep at a normal hour comes to mind. Off to bed at 6:30 AM!

    Rave: I love working a job that's indifferent to the time of day I show up, and frequently has free food available whenever I do.
     
  10. Fernanthonies

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    I'm going to go ahead and reiterate this Rant/Rave for today's shirt.woot too.
     
  11. xrayvision

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    Rave: Allord's back!
     
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    Rave: York Peppermint Patty... yum.

    Rave: Two days until I leave for my birthday weekend in Wilmington.

    Rave: Two days til birthday booty.

    Rant: I won't be able to walk right Sunday.
     
  13. kuhjäger

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    Rave: Finally got to the DMV to get my replacement license. I have been holding off on it for a while now out of fear, as a co-worker of mine who used to live on the same street ended up having his license suspended, which he found out the hard way.

    For a few weeks the city had suddenly started ticketing cars on our street constantly, and someone had apparently been removing them, and we never got notices. I wasn't sure if I had parked there whenever they handed out tickets, but I hoped for the best.

    So after being paranoid while driving, I finally went in expecting to get arrested or something, but they handed me my interim paper, and off I went.

    Sure feels like a weight has been lifted.
     
  14. Maltob14

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    Rave: 4 day birthday weekend.

    Observation: There are a couple of us with birthdays in the near future.

    Rant: Our parents decided to knock boots at around the same time of year. Eww.
     
  15. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    Rant: Jewish Law Club won't leave me alone.

    Rave: I told them I couldn't join them, the Asians have better outlines.
     
  16. Nettdata

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    Rave:. Birthday next week. Going to Toronto for most of next week to rip it up a bit.
     
  17. taste_my_rainbow

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    Rant: Just cancelled my trip. Goddammit.

    Rant: Will have to call the backup booty provider who isn't as good.
     
  18. uzisuicide

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    RAVE: Veteran's Day. God bless the military indeed. USA!! USA!! USA!!

    RAVE2: The day off work tomorrow.
     
  19. hotwheelz

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    Rave Drinking alone for first time

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRant Drinking alone for first time
     
  20. Roxanne

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    Rant: OW. Ow ow ow ow ow ow MOTHERFUCKING OWWWWW.