Rave: Two hockeyfan girls wnat me to go out drinking with them Rant: Told by my doctor in order to fix my neck to use only one thin pillow and try and sleep on my back. I find this surprisingly challenging
RANT: My day has been shit because of the people I've had to meet. We can leave it at that or: Spoiler Most people and their offspring need to be sterilized. They could then be put on farms where they could harmlessly look at animals and be fed glue or they could even be used as game on private safaris. Imagine my dismay when I learned that the bovine monstrosity sitting in front of me in class had slurped down enough shots and cocks the previous night to put make a seasoned hooker blush. While writing a test. Naturally I wasn't able to write another fucking sentence without doting my sentances with my own vomit. Sure, we tried to shut her gaping maw but it was futile. It was as if she'd seen - well a bushel of cocks apparently. Now, I'm not the hardest of people to please and am remarkably capable of small talk regardless of my appearance or my usual tendencies. When I look over to a moderately attractive girl in class and start talking to her my topic is taken on the wildest fucking tangent. "I DON'T EAT MARSHMALLOWS" she squeals in protest. "And why the fuck not?" I curiously ask. "It's not the marshmallow. It's the IDEA of the marshmallow." Luckily I wasn't the only one to hear this retard of an idea stumble out of her face. Bless Darelle's heart, our resident black man had my back. "Da fuck does dat even mean? Wat DA FUCK you goin' on 'bout?" I left them to their business… If you've made it this far, you've seen that my day has been shitty to say the least. If yours has been too, united we stand in out pile of shit. But don't even get me started on my feminism class and some of the students or even the teacher there. No, it's not the material, it's the fact that my classrooms seem to be the gathering point of the colossi of the retards.
Rant: I would like to give a big, "Fuck you," to the neighbor douchebag with the Harley. This asshole woke everyone up at 5 am this morning. Today was one of my few and far-between mornings to sleep in, and this dipshit ruined it. I couldn't go back to sleep after that. Yes, we get it. You have a Harley. You're also an asshat with most likely a very small dick. Fuck you. BTW, I think your girlfriend is the dumb cunt with a pink Hummer. I'm sure that really comes in handy cruising the streets of downtown Dallas. I hope she backs over you while putting on her glitter eye shadow. Yay for white trash who get a little bit of disposable income!
Rant: Fuck you megatv.com or whatever the fuck you are. Cut me off 2 minutes from the end of my episode will you. I'll kill you and all your offspring fuck you!
Rave: Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot... Happy November 5th.
Rave: It's Friday bitches!! Rave: It's my birthday!!! Rave: I have a lot of beer!!!! Rant: I'm poor til Wednesday.
Rant: My personal life is in a state of quantum uncertainty. I could very easily wind up falling ass backwards into money, pussy, and security within the next 3 weeks, but I could also wind up sitting alone, in a pit of filth, rambling incoherently, quite possibly on the street. Of life could decide it hasn't quite finished dropkicking me in the balls and leave me in said uncertainty forever. Rave: I got me about 300 dollars and I'm gonna fucking spend it on wine, women, and song and fuck the future. Double Rave: 2 week free membership to the best gym I've ever seen. Full weight room, basketball court, cable TV in every treadmill, heated pool, hot tubs, quite possibly squash and racketball courts, and a full bar restaurant. GANGSTA! Rant: I don't even want to talk about how I look in a bathing suit, but I am gonna work myself into the ground until I do. Or two weeks is up. Double rant: Just remembered I need at least 160 of that to file a restraining order against my former best friend...
Rave: I just finished my first season as a high school football coach. Rant: the seasons over because we lost. Yes we play in the hardest region in georgia, yes we improved from 1-9 last year to 4-6 this year, but fuck I wanted to go to the playoffs. Those seniors deserved it, and if we won we would have been in. Fuck.
Rant Got into a nasty car accident today. I completely whiffed on a stop sign covered by a tree downtown (on the way to a fucking job interview at that) and got T-Boned by a guy in a Jeep Wrangler. Everyone was shaken up but okay, the car is repairable and I'm the luckiest guy alive right now... Two more feet to the left and it's my legs pinned to the center console, not the back window busted out. Took me three hours to stop shaking and I don't get rattled very easily.
Rant: Grandpa is going in for surgery tomorrow. Don't want to get into too many details. Just sucks. Rave: Got a refurbished iPhone 3GS for the wife. She is quite excited. Rant: We can't get it to sync to her computer. She upgraded her laptop to Windows 7 recently (from Vista) and since upgrading, her computer fails to recognize anything that gets plugged in to it's USB ports. I think it is from how she upgraded, but it is annoying nonetheless. She can't connect her iPhone, her old iPod Touch, or her new Kindle. Fucking annoying.
RANT: I fucking sprained my big toe at training today. Bent the fucker until it touched the sole of my foot with my full body weight on it. I am now not keen on moving it too much or washing the blood off to see the damage. RAVE: $5 Russell Athletic wicking t-shirts. $5 Sean John plain t-shirts. $15 Callaway polos. $25 Quicksilver boardshorts. I'm set for training gear for a while.
Rave: Got the Droid X today gotta say its pretty sick and the Internet on the Verizon network is amazing compared to us cellular. Rant: Love the phone besides this one red pixel in the middle of the screen. I'm taking it back to Verizon tomorrow to see if i can get it replaced. Rave: Talked to my mom today she seems to be doing better. She was a little depressed the other day but seemed in good spirits.
Rave: Just watched the pilot for The Walking Dead, anyone..... anyone??? I know the zombie plots are played out but what isn't? Looking forward to sunday night. EDIT Disclaimer: I don't watch a lot of TV shows and didn't even realize there was a "TV" section at the top of Pop Culture, somehow missed that.
Rant: Almost got kicked out of my local library for using my phone in the designated "okay to talk loudly here" section.
Still a Rant/Rave: So Friday was the first day of my daughter driving herself to school. We left the house at the same time and I followed her out of the neighborhood to the main road, where she turned right, and I turned left. Looking back in the rearview mirror and seeing her drive away on her own left me with very mixed feelings. Teaching her to drive and raising her confidence level were both challenges but she did it and I was proud of her. But at the same time, I now have a daughter old enough to drive. It's one of those weird parental milestones. I'm probably really going to freak out when she starts college. Rave: Cancun in less than two weeks! Rant: Prior to departing for Cancun, I have to finish researching, then write, a paper on schizophrenia, then create a 15 minute presentation on said paper, write a literature on three empirical studies on the efficacy of biofeedback as a treatment protocol for addiction, and complete a powerpoint presentation for our group project (because I don't trust my two group members to do it--the parts I asked them to contribute were less than stellar), plus I have a work deadline on our project the day before we leave. Rave: I created a work timetable to get all of the above accomplished and I'm ahead of schedule.
Rant: If Denard Robinson isn't injured, Rich Rodriguez should have a filthy rag soaked in ether shoved down his throat, his scrotum tied off with a rubber band, and his balls cut off. He should also be fired immediately.
Rant: People suck. The desk girl where I work got in a car wreck last week. She's fine, but she hit another girl who had to spend a few days in the hospital. Anyway, I spoke with the desk girl today and she's like, "Oh, yeah, I'm doing OK now. I was really upset for a while. But, I guess the lesson is: don't text and drive. It can be really dangerous" Are you fucking kidding me? At first I felt sorry for her because it'd be really shitty to accidentally hurt someone else, but this whore was texting? This poor girl is doing physical therapy for 3 hours every day and has to take Incompletes for her classes this semester because of this wreck. Because of texting. I hate you all. Especially you. But ESPECIALLY you.