Rave: Thank you Velasquez-Shields-Schaub-Madsen-Lawlor for your valiant effort in delivering my parlay. Rant: Fuck you Cincy for screwing my NFL parlay right off the bat, then getting me umped with a comeback, and then fucking it up in the end. Rollercoaster.
Rant: I didn't get sex. Rant: 4 Loco's. Who the fuck comes up with that shit. I literally didn't sleep last night. At all. Rave:I did have a girl in just her panties riding/hooking up with me to keep me company all night. Rave:She had the most glorious chest I have ever had the pleasure of feasting my eyes on. She had D's and can't have weighed more than 110 pounds soaking wet. It. Was. Amazing. She doesn't live close but we exchanged numbers and hopefully will see each other again. Rave: It was a zombie themed party, it was a blast. I'll throw a picture up once I get in possession of some.
Rave: The date with the girl that I talked about before, in the above link, went fucking AWESOME. She's just a chill girl and can definitely handle her liquor. We didn't watch a movie, so we just drank and shot the shit for a few hours. So simple and yet so fun. She's coming over Thursday so I can show her the music I DJ with. EXCITED.
Rave: This was possibly the greatest, most fucked up weekend I have ever had. Thursday: I hooked up with a girl I have legitimately wanted to date for over a year. Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. I feel like she's going to play the fuck me around card, so I doubt anything will come of it despite her insistence that she is "pretty sure" she wants to dump her boyfriend. After she left, I decided I needed to make up for my being a bitch and still wanting to date her. Friday: Stayed in and played Fallout: New Vegas all night. Saturday: Hooked up with my first ever punked out girl that was just loaded with ink and piercings, and was fine as fuck. As we left the bar I met her in, she goes up to some guy playing the guitar on the side of the street, takes it, and starts singing her own songs while playing his guitar (with some degree of skill I may add). Fast forward and we're back at my house. I'm trying to convince her to blow me, but she says she shouldn't because she just got her tongue pierced. Somehow it comes up that she has one of her nipples pierced, and then she says that if I can guess which nipple it is, she'll do it. This is the exchange that took place: C - "Well there's a lot at stake here, I don't know what to pick." G - "Just pick one." C - "Wait, I have an idea." *I pick up my phone and call my friend M* C - (explains situation) M - And she just decided to let you use your Ask the Audience lifeline? Long story short, we decided to pick the left nipple, with only one dissenter at M's house trying to say it was the right. In the middle of the phone conversation, the girl said that a lot of guys that have "seen her website" would pay a lot of money to be with her and I should feel lucky. I ask what she means, and she reveals that she has her own softcore porn website. I called her out, but she pulled it up on her phone, and I immediately hung up on M to focus on the task at hand. I guess left, she reveals that it's on the right, and then proceeded to blow me, followed by giving me one of the best lays ever. Sunday: My friend works security at one of the popular bars here in London, and decided a bunch of us should go there last night with him since he had the night off. We go, and he introduces me to this girl S, who for some reason takes an instant liking to me and is hanging off me all night. We go back to my friend's house, since the girls are from out of town and 2 of them are driving across the country starting at 8am Monday (an hour ago as of this writing). Everyone else passes out on the couches, but right before, my friend slips me several condoms. When everyone crashes, S and I decide to fuck, but we can't do it on the couch around everyone ("only whores would do that"). We wound up going down and trying to open random cars to fuck in, but quickly abandon that idea. To cut to the chase, we wound up going to the university campus which is right near my friend's building, where I proceeded to fuck her under a bridge, then in a classroom, and then once I realized how close we were to my house, back at my house 2 more times. She also gives the greatest head in the world. I refuse to believe my life could get any better right now.
Rave: I had a blast at the party Saturday night. Decided to stick with the Sookie Stackhouse costume, I liked it better. Unfortunately only one person at the party knew who I was supposed to be. Apparently people around here don't watch HBO. I drank entirely too much and didn't get home until 3:30, I spent a few hours sleeping on the bathroom floor and ended up sleeping until noon (after I'd moved to bed.) Rant: I didn't get to watch the Chiefs game yesterday. I listened to most of it online and got to watch about the last 5 minutes, but it's just not the same. I didn't realize how addicted I am to Chiefs football. I think I'm going to have to go to a game, I haven't been to Arrowhead for a few years. Rave: Chiefs win!!! Rave: I don't have to work until 12:30 tomorrow afternoon. That's a huge improvement on the 4:15am start time I've had lately.
Rave? Maybe some Rant? - Girlfriend (5h away right now at law school) asked me if she could screw around with a girl in her study group.
Update from this: Spoiler Rant:I have 1 semester of classes left (plus 1 summer class), and it is like the scheduling people are going out of their way to fuck me. There are two classes I absolutely NEED, and I should get into those (even though there are a whopping total of 15 available seats), and they are early morning (8 am) classes. Normally, this is good, means I have the rest of my day to schedule the other 3 classes I need (two 300 or higher Econ classes, and one 300 or higher History class). Here are the problems: All of the 300 level Econ or history classes are either classes I've taken, or they are offered only at 6:30 PM until 9:30 PM at night. So basically, I drive an hour to class at 8 am, get done around 10:30, and then either sit on my ass all day until 6:30, trying to find shit to do around campus (not easy), or drive an hour home, only to drive an hour back for my 6:30 class. If I only have to do this once a week, I am fine with it, I can deal. However, on top of that, I am required to take 2 300 level US history classes, and 2 300 level World History classes. At my counselor's advice, I took a class called race and ethnicity. Now, I don't know if that is US or if it is World. Do I need to take a US history class or a World History class for my final elective? I'd rather take US, as there are only 2 world history classes I haven't taken (and 3 total). One is Premodern China, and the other is Latin American countries. China meets Monday and Wednesday at 5, meaning again, there is a 7 hour gap between classes. Does this campus not offer ANY CLASSES BETWEEN 10 AM AND 4 PM? Oh, and that Latin American studies course? Yeah, doesn't even have a time listed. Of course, the US History class is not only much more interesting (US in the 1960s), but also meets at a significantly more convenient time (11 on Monday and Wednesday), which gives me only an hour and a half break on Mondays and Wednesdays, something that is both convenient (good time to get studying done) and manageable (I don't waste money and gas driving back and forth twice a day 3 days a week). Rave: Registered for classes today. Got into the 2 classes that I was absolutely required to get into (including one that only had 1 seat left when I registered). Rant: Had to sign up for the fucking History of China class, which means my morning ends at 10:20 and my evening starts at 5:00 3 days a week. Rave: Signed up for a 6th class, which is an hours arranged, internship type deal that will also count as World History. I have to talk to the professor about the hours and what the class entails, but I have high hopes. I had this Professor for a class already, and not only did she take a liking to me, I aced the class and got 298 out of a potential 300 points (spread out over 5 papers), so I know what is coming. The topic is Latin America, so it is also more interesting (to me, anyway) than Pre-Modern China. If this works out, I can drop Pre-Modern China and still meet requirements. In response to a rep point from the earlier Rant, I am a secondary ed social studies major, so the reason I need 2 world history, 2 US history, and all the Econ is because those are the subjects I'll be teaching (along with Psychology and Sociology). They don't care WHAT US history or world history classes I take, so long as I get 2 of each along with the 4 standard history courses. Rave: I am only 1 Econ course shy of having that requirement as well. My adviser informed me of an online, May-mester course that would meet the requirement, so not only will I not have to come to campus, but it meets my requirements in May, and I get the summer off. Rave: Finished my lesson plan for teaching tomorrow. It is the first time I will have be getting in front of a class to actually teach something. I'm sure I'll be nervous at first, but if it is anything like any presentations I do, I'll be nervous, but calm down after about 10 seconds of talking.
Rave: Dog the Bounty Hunter is now going after Randy Quaid and his wife. There needs to be an entire channel devoted to this chase. Article here. Cue up the video at 3:30 (and don't watch too far after that--he's on George Lopez's show).
WTF: I got out of class and listened to the lone voicemail left for me this morning. It's from this guy who works in the same facility as I asking if I want to go to a concert with him tonight. "Umm...I know this is weird because I've never actually asked for your number, but I don't care. I'm going to this concert tonight and you probably haven't heard of the band, but I'm wondering if you want to go." I've literally had minimal interaction with this guy while coming in/out to teach. He got my number from the employee directory. Smooth. Since when does saying, "Hello," and, "See ya," in passing (with NO Eye Fucking) mean, "Please ask me out and hump my brains out,"? Am I missing something?
Rave: The passport will arrive on Wednesday and the fee for expediting and shipping was only $35. This ended up way better than i expected. Rave: A Five Guys burger place just opened up very close to where I live and right around the corner from the Dinkytown bars. Today was my first time walking in. Holy shit they live up to the hype! $8 for a burger and fries wasn't cheap, but damn they do it right. They're on the same level as Culver's.
Rant: I don't like that Google's Instant Search counts every letter I type as a new search, mostly because I searched for "criminal analysis" and now Google has a record of me searching for "criminal anal".
Rave: This may be the greatest sports week of the year. NBA regular season starts, NCAA Football is heating up, World Series starts, and the NFL is in full swing(Seahawks 4-2, sole possession of 1st place in the NFC West, who woulda thunk it!!). Rave/Rant?: I am giving serious thought to re-enlisting in the CA Army National Guard. There is a void where my sense of purpose used to be and I am having problems filling it. Talked to my old PL today, who just took his second Company Command recently, and he'd like me to come back and work in his training room. Problem is that they're deploying to Iraq in a year or so. Not that I am afraid of going BTDT, but not sure that I want to leave again. Who knows... Rave: Things with the Girl are going pretty fucking well.
RAVE: Crown Royal Black. RAVE: Sam Adams Octoberfest. RAVE: Another day on earth. RANT: Everything that seems to go with it... RAVE: 182 lbs. RANT: Had to take the last week off from the gym because of sore shoulders/elbows.
Rave!: Like an idiot I decided to leave town for a Dr.'s appt right at 3:00pm. So I had to stop and wait while the kids crossed the street. Why is this a rave? Because I saw a chubby kid eat pavement. Hard. The school is on a little incline above the road, so the kids would run down the sidewalk downhill and across the road. The incline goes for a good ten yards so they would get going pretty fast. This little chubby kid starts running in the parking lot and you could visibly see him pick up speed when he started going downhill. The high wind, kitchen sink backpack, and general lack of coordination proved to be too much. He wiped out face first when it leveled off. You could see the look on his face go from determined little runner face to OH SHIT as he flung his arms out trying to break his fall. I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard.
You ever have a day off, and so you just watch porn and jerk off all day, and then your significant other comes home and is like, lets fuck, and you look at the paper towel into which you ejected your jizz into several times that day and think, there is no way I can fuck you now? Rave: Isn't that the best?
Rave: Snagged an '05 125cc pit bike for $350. Gets up to 20 mph in first gear and I don't have enough balls yet to try and top it out. Rant: Needs an oil change, some cosmetics, break fluid, and specifically the muffler was for whatever reason taken off. Fortunately my father-in-law can fabricate shit, so hopefully that'll be taken care of soon.
Rave- Know those scumbag landlords who were shut down the city attorney and fire department for numerous safety violations? Well, I just won a settlement from them in court today, for over $4k. Rave- It was my first time in a real courtroom. I got to see the American judicial system in practice! There were a TON of cool and hilarious elements during the proceedings, such as the husband of one of the plaintiffs randomly interrupting like some drunk at a bar. Or when the normally stone-faced heard the "defense" given to him by the interpreter for my former landlords, and looked at her in stunned disbelief, with his eyes their normal size; "Is that what she told you?!?" Rave- Everyone else in the courtroom was wearing formal clothes, especially the defendants, with suits and tie, and carefully combed back hair. Myself? Typical attire of dark jeans, a polo shirt, metal chain out of my pocket, all my other usual jewelry around the neck and wrists. Rant- Knowing them, they might well appeal, and if even if they don't, actually collecting on the judgment is going to be a much harder battle!