Rant: I leave for a month's holidays on Wednesday. So fucking close, right? Unfortunately I've done about 22 hours of work in the last two days, there's no end in sight, and I still have three shifts to go. On top of that I have to mark assignments for the college class I tutor while I'm on the fucking plane. Awesome. Rave: I leave for a month's holidays on Wednesday! Rave: Had two dates in two days with a woman who has hands-down the most amazing body I've ever had the pleasure of getting close to. Part of me (guess which part) can't wait to get back from my trip. Rant: Fuck all this work shit. I wish I could have taken a week off before departure, rather than "12 hours from end of last shift to take-off". Rave: I'm fucking leaving for a month's holidays IN THE USA on Wednesday! Life is good.
Rave: in Las Vegas! Holy shit! Rant: I'm only 20. Can anyone recommend anything in Vegas for someone underage? Rave: I'm still in mother fucking Las Vegas!
Rant: I have to go to the city on Tuesday for testing for a potential job Rave: Hopefully it will lead to an actual job, this time Rant: My iPhone 3G broke completely on Sunday (I'm obsessed with my phone) Rant: Had to deal with my HTC TyTn (circa 2006) for a few days - it's clunky and slow Rave: Bought an iPhone 4 on Weds. So far so good, would have gotten an Android device if they didn't have any iPhones in stock
Rant My bearded dragon, Snookie, just ate my girlfriend's baby gecko. I thought they could play nice together and they did for a good 10 minutes. Then I look over and there's a purple foot sticking out of Snookie's mouth. What am I supposed to do, spank her? Not getting laid today. Or probably this week for that matter. Rave One of my rich friends got us a booze stocked private limo tonight for Pirate Fest on Tybee Island. This is gonna get retarded. I haven't been this excited since St. Patty's.
Rant: People are retarded. Most of those people are from Missouri. Case in point: http://www.news-leader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=20109180307 This idiot is insisting that 3 particular books be taken out of a school library and curriculum because they are 'filthy.' They are books written for young adults, hence they are in the school library. There's nothing I hate more than censorship, especially regarding literature. Here's an example of this guy's wisdom: " For example, my review of the eighth-grade sex education curriculum revealed that children at the middle school are being introduced to concepts such as homosexuality, oral sex, anal sex and specific instructions on how to use a condom and have sex." How dare a middle schooler learn about sex in a sex ed class that they had to get parental permission to attend? Here's his enlightening description of Slaugherhouse Five: "In English, children are also required to read a book called "Slaughterhouse Five." This is a book that contains so much profane language, it would make a sailor blush with shame. The "f word" is plastered on almost every other page. The content ranges from naked men and women in cages together so that others can watch them having sex to God telling people that they better not mess with his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ." Clearly he understood the themes that Vonnegut was presenting here. I'm done, people like this piss me off...oh, I would like to throw in the fact that he home-schools his own children! This means both that he is raising more retards and that what this school teaches has absolutely nothing to do with him. Rave: My DirecTV was installed yesterday so I've got FX back!
Rant I am goddamn sick of Olive Garden commercials. There is no possible way that people actually talk/act like that. If so, then I am goddamn sick of people.
Rave: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STANFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! FUCK YOU, TROJANS!!!!!!! DAYDRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rant: Work tonight at 11:30. Fuck!
Rant/Rave: So I kept my job, which is good and bad. My work tends to follow the whole "throw a pile of money at people who are going to leave so as to avoid legal action" route, which I would have seen as being a good outcome. Although I have to say this is a bit of a wake-up call for when it comes time to rejoin the daytime, productive workforce. I need to be less of a useless twat whilst at work. Rant: How my internal organs haven't disintegrated after Friday night is a mystery.
Rant: Michigan lost. I'm preparing myself for an infinite amount of "little sister" jokes on Monday. Rant: Alabama lost. Normally I wouldn't care but this means now Ohio State is #1. Talk about insult to injury. Rave: Nick Diaz beat (read: dominated) K.J. Noons. Rave: I'm good and drunk.
Rave: Had a great night, hung out with the boy and his friend. Double Rave: Watched The Big Lebowski. Rant: Waking up for work and not really sober yet. Damnit, I think.
Rave: Surprisingly not hungover. Rant: Have to spend the rest of the day in a library writing a memo.
Rave: Got an early birthday gift. A new iPod touch 32g from the wife. Bout time. She stepped on my last one and cracked the screen about a year ago, so the retina display looks fucking amazing to me.
Rave: Banana bread in the oven and getting started on my homework early. Rainy days are good for some things.
Rant: Fuck you Comcast. You want me to pay an extra $14 per month for HD boxes so your shitty signal can give me a blurry picture that won't even fill the entire TV screen? I'm starting to consider a satellite service despite my dislike for having a dish on my house, that's how much you suck Comcrap.
Rave: BUCS WIN! Another step in the development of a young quarterback who has a fucking future! Josh Freeman to Mike Williams is going to be a sick combo for as long as these two are paired. And Piscitelli's interception coupled with Spurlock's sick catch to setup the field goal was fantastic...thought we were out of this one. Rave: 3-1!!! Every magazine I read had Tampa winning three games all year. Now they aren't a quality team quite yet but they are on their way!
Rant: Electronics test tomorrow. This class is quite ridiculous at my school because the teacher decides to give extremely hard problems on the tests. I hear the average is like a 45 for the first test each year. Rave: About to go 3-2 in my fantasy league after starting 0-2. Heres to teams not having the highest scoring point total against me week after week. Rant: Didn't play Malcolm Floyd today event though I am a Chargers fan....also the Chargers lost. Fuck.
Rave: Basement renos were complete (almost) before my mom arrived for her first visit to my house. Only trim and baseboards left to do, and the house is 100% usable again! Rave: Turkey dinner with friends and family and dogs went great. Rant: All the lifting I did in the panic to get the furniture put back into place tweaked something in my lower back. It feels like if I could just twist it properly and pop it it would go back to normal. *sigh* I need a back rub.
RANT The weekend started off on a bad note, then got progressively better, had some time off to relax at home yesterday, and then tonight it ended in a trainwreck. Super fucking busy, stupid customers, so on and so forth. RAVE Random day off tomorrow...time to get shit done. RAVE We had a lame 'Prom Night' theme at the bar I work at this past Friday...I sipped on gin all night and then won prom king for what reason..I have no idea. Guess it was my Reservoir Dogs suit.