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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Dr. Gonzo Esquire

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    Rant: The new Linkin Park album is weak. Mike Shinoda should not be allowed to sing.
    Rave: The new Maroon 5 album is pretty damn good though.
     
  2. T0KEN

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    A tie in the AFL grand final. Unlike most major sports, our great game does not have any extra-time allowances. Instead, both teams and 100,000 supporters get to come back again next weekend for the season decider(part II).

    Collingwood were in the lead for something close to 2 hours, St. Kilda 6 minutes and the scores were level for the last 2 minutes. Talk about a cliffhanger.

    Great game, would have been nice to see Eddy cry though.

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    I had a bet on St. Kilda to be behind at half-time and in front at full-time. This bet paid 11/1. I had $100 on it. Sad Panda.

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    Left work 4 hours early to watch the game, now left with a fridge full of beer and nothing to do. Should be a good night.
     
  3. satan rae

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    Rave- Going away lunch for a friend @ the Wooden Monkey. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thewoodenmonkey.ca/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thewoodenmonkey.ca/</a> ,vegan food that isnt gross!
    Rant- Said friend is going away to Poland/Germany for two years to do her masters and I am going to miss her a whole lot.
    Rave- My best friend comes home to Halifax from Toronto on Wednesday.
     
  4. Seeker

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    Rant: Ex-girlfriends should not be able to find you to cry about shit you don't care about when you're super high. What the fuck.
     
  5. E. Tuffmen

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    instead of posting a bunch of useless words no one cares about let me just say this: MOTHER FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS BITCH WHO DOES NOTHING BUT COMPLICATE SHIT AND MAKES LIFE AS DIFFICULTY AS POSSIBLE. FUCK YOU! Oh, yeah. This is a RANT.
     
  6. whathasbeenseen

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    Rant Alcoholics who blame everything and every one else for their addictions instead of saying that they're weak.
    Rant People who can't deal with the day to day mundanities and suck the marrow out of the good parts of the day
    Rant Being married to them
    Rave Amsterdam Shag tobacco. Breakfast burrito smothered in chipotle sauce. Potential freedom and a family that'll rally when called to do so.
     
  7. scootah

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    Rave? Watched a friend do a penis splitting in her dungeon. She was wearing a white and green floral print skirt, a green shirt, safety glasses, and a tea cosey as a hat at the time. I was sitting in a wheel chair while I was watching. She had clamped the head of his penis before doing the splitting cuts (about two inches along the vertical plane of his penis, above the urethra) to hold the split segments apart. When she took the clamps off - the grip serrations of the clamps were still visible on his penis - like some kind of surreal, obscene concertina.
     
  8. hoju

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    Rave Glad I'm not into penis splitting.

    Rant Wish I'd never known about penis splitting
     
  9. Roxanne

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    Rant: Fuck people who run over pets and leave them to die.

    Tonight my sister and I were driving and I warned her there was something in the road. She hit her brakes and we looked at what we thought was the body of a dead cat, until it painfully swiveled its head toward us and we realized it was very much alive and bleeding profusely out of its nose and mouth. We threw the car into park and got out, calling animal control immediately. We were standing there for a few minutes when we see some a man and a woman come out of their apartment. I thought they were just gawkers until the woman shouts out the cat's name and comes running toward her, sobbing.

    Apparently the cat was 17, and her owner had had her since she was a kitten. They never let her out, but she had escaped a half hour before and they had been waiting for her to come home. Instead she had almost immediately been hit by a car.

    I can't imagine watching a pet you've had since you were a kid bleed to death on the road. Just fucking awful.
     
  10. big B

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    Played in a pool tournament yesterday to get me one step closer to nationals again, and well, all I can hear in my head is Robert Deniro yelling at me for losing.

     
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  11. Firefnd1982

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    RAVE: Lost 41 pounds so far since i started dieting and working out. I started at 342 (i am 6'8" with a big frame... let me justify it however i can). As of this morning i am at 301 and looking forward to 3 not being the first number in my weight.

    RANT: Still go 40 more to go. That should get me down to 11-12% body fat though.

    Rave: Looking forward to getting outdoors more next year. I am looking at buying a kayak this winter while they are on sale, does anyone have any suggestions for a smooth water kayak for beginners?
     
  12. bigtom0404

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    RAVE: COWBOYS VS TEXANS!!!!!! Oh and you better believe since I am Houston born and raised, I would never ever ever root for the Cowgirls. So far 3 drives total and its a great game already.
     
  13. dewercs

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    Rave- took my wife to see Daniel Tosh last night, it was worth every penny. Touched on everything from dead babies, to the bobsledder from georgia, decapitation via rollercoaster, guy getting fucked by horse and how is girlfriend is one opinion away from being his ex.
    The people behind me were horrified, it was awesome.
     
  14. Frank n Beans

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    Rant: So I brought my wife who is just under 28 weeks along with twins to the hospital last night just to make sure her back pain was from laying all day and it turns out she's 3cm dilated already. So after about 3 hours of being there she gets transported to a bigger hospital and here we sit trying to fight off labor long enough to get the steroid affects to take place. So far she is still having contractions but at least they haven't gotten worse. So hopefully she's able to make it through tomorrow night and beyond. Every day is a big step and we're taking it day by day. Thanks to Crown for the info for his daughter, it helps hearing how these things can still go well with a few speed bumps.
     
  15. Chellie

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    Rave: The Eskimos actually won a football game. I don't quite know what to do with myself. I never thought I'd see this again since they shocked me with the win over the Riders.

    Rave: Start kick ass new job tomorrow. A kick ass new job that pays half again what I was making at the last one.

    Rant: New job couldn't be farther across the city if I'd planned it that way. Seriously considering moving, and I fucking hate moving.
     
  16. Vanilla

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    Rant: Learning lessons the hard way sucks so much.

    Rave: Learning lessons the hard way makes you want to make sure you never do it again.
     
  17. M4A1

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    Rave: Lobsterfest in Redondo Beach yesterday with the Girl. Booze and seafood on a picture perfect beach in SoCal, ended with some bed busting sex. What else could be better? Seahawks win ugly against the Chargers, ASU fights hard against the Ducks. Over all a really good weekend. Not a whole lot to complain about.
     
  18. Dread

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    Rant: OK, Simpsons. I've given you a pass for several seasons now because of what you are, but I'm ready for you to die.
     
  19. Diablo

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    Rant: Start Radial Instruments ground school tomorrow. I've heard these suck hard from a lot of my friends...just a lot of monotonous shit that we'll never use while flying...ever.

    Rant: No actual flying for a good 3 weeks.

    Rave: Only about 2 months left in the first phase of flight school.
     
  20. JoeCanada

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    RANT: Since moving here about 3 weeks ago, I've tried to clean up my act and stop being such a lazy fuck. A big part of this is getting back in shape. Compared to what I had been doing for the previous year, I'm working out 5x as much, I'm smoking 80% less weed, and I've cut out junk food.

    Well today I weighed myself, and I'm the exact same weight I was when I got here. 172 on the button. I'm ripped at 150 (ah the ol' glory days), but if I can get to 160 I'll be perfectly happy.

    It's really not that bad, since it's only been 3 weeks and I do feel better, but still... I was hoping for at least a few pounds difference.